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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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It's Windows 98.

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It's not Windows 95.

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It's not Windows 1, 2, or 3.

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It's not MS-DOS.

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It isn't the 10, the 7.

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Listen to that raunchy, raunchy sax.

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It's not Windows 95.

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Champagne rhubarb. Play Fall Guys soon, I don't know about that. Lockdown tomorrow job. Any

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parties in Schleigo? No, but there's the party going on here. It's Windows 98 Retrospective.

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I look back at some amazing software. It's coming right up. It's Windows 98. Did you not hear?

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Well, well, well, that was the tune.

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And now we're here. The tune has ended and when it's ready, it's ready to stream.

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The stream is ready to go and we've got a black screen on the screen.

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It's a terrible error.

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It's the worst way you would want to start off a show, which you've been building up for three minutes with lots of shouting, lots of, you know, power, power sentences, such as this is going to be amazing.

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We're going to get to grips with some old technology.

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And also, I can't wait.

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Was another one of them as well.

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But don't worry.

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We're going to get right into this as soon as we can fix the non black screen error.

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And we're going to be hearing that once you hear that sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet startup sound of Windows 98, you are going to be blown away.

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By the technology.

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Big shout out to everyone there who's tuned in already.

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Give ski free a lash.

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Don't know what that is, man.

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But I will be taking suggestions on board as to what kind of software you want to see booted up onto this little baby.

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But I've got to tell you something.

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I got myself a lovely copy of something archaic.

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You can't download it.

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I tried to find it all over the Internet.

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Couldn't find it.

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Had to buy it on eBay for 11 quid.

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This was the original software that came bundled with a PC.

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I got way back in the day.

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Packard Bell job.

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And you can't get it anywhere because it's probably just not that good enough to have nobody even bothered uploading a copy of it.

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So we're going to have a look at it here.

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What it is is Compton's 3D World Atlas Deluxe.

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Everybody.

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3D World Atlas Deluxe.

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We might just put that theme back on again.

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Just get the mood going.

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Because the mood has kind of gone down a little bit since we lost that tune.

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Put that back on.

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That's great.

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Love it.

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Already you can see someone there.

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Rory James Livingstone or Livingstone had it.

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Already somebody has had this.

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They know the software.

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It's not something I'm just pulling out of my arse here.

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This is a real, real world atlas.

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Think Google Earth.

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Before Google Earth was even born.

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Before Google was even born.

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Even though it probably was born.

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Back in this 1998.

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Google was born.

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Google was born.

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But it wasn't the born identity.

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The big search engines back in the day.

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You were thinking Lycos.

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You got to think of Ask Jeeves.

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Okay.

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That was a search engine with a couple of butlers.

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Or one of them.

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Sorry.

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Just one butler called Jeeves.

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You asked him what he wanted.

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You asked him what he wanted.

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And Jeeves ran off to the server.

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And he fetched you the answers.

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Like a butler.

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Like a great butler.

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Lycos was a dog.

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You also had Alta Vista.

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These.

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And MSN.

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These are the search engines that fell by the wayside.

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They suck.

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They suck.

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Now in retrospect they suck.

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As the Americans would say.

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Those search engines suck.

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And they're gone now.

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I don't even think you can search for stuff.

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With Lycos.

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Or Ask Jeeves.

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Maybe you can.

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Lexus next.

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David Geraghty.

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How are you?

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McDade.

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Jimmy Jusus.

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Bars.

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What's the story with you man?

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I'm glad you're here to witness.

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This is going to be an absolutely amazing night.

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We've got Windows 98 booted up.

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Ready to rock.

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Took me two hours to configure it on the Windows 10 machine.

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Couldn't install it.

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Had to go around arse ways.

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Installing a virtual machine.

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Then had to go and find all the drivers.

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For all the software.

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Because I tested out the software before.

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Didn't work.

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The sounds weren't coming.

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I only tested it in so far.

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As I wanted to see how far I could get.

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With the one piece.

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Before the tunes came in.

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And the videos played.

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I didn't delve into it.

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Because I want it to be a surprise to me again.

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After all these years.

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Even though.

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It's not going to be a surprise.

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Really.

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Because I've seen it all before 20 years ago.

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18.

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18 years ago maybe.

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19 years ago.

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I'm not sure.

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I used to play Championship Manager 3.

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And Championship Manager Season 00.

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01.

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Or Season 99.

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01.

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Or 00.

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We might play those.

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And continue.

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Continue off.

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Before the.

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The.

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The.

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The downfall.

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Of the mighty.

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Mighty Whites.

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Connor Clear.

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How are you?

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Lev Abramovich.

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Is AOL still a thing?

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Steph.

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We're going to have a look at that.

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AOL.

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AOL.

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Is on the.

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On the thing as well.

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I think you can connect to AOL.

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I'm not sure.

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I might just keep playing that tune again.

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Because it's got.

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It's got great hype to it.

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Okay.

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I'm just going to go and.

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What am I going to go and do?

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I'm not going to do anything.

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I'm not going to do anything.

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I'm going to.

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I'm going to stay here.

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And we're going to boot up.

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Windows 98.

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First off.

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Before we do boot it up.

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Let's have a little look here.

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At Windows 98.

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On YouTube.

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Just to see what we've got going on there.

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Because I can't really build it up.

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As good as the people did.

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Back in the day.

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We can watch a couple of videos.

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Of when it was released.

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We can watch a video.

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Of like.

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What it's about.

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And then.

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We can delve into it ourselves.

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We don't want to spend too long.

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On the watching the video.

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But we'll have a little look anyway.

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Let's have a look here now.

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Jesus.

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Jimmy Jesus.

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Thank you very much.

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Great tune.

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Amazing tune.

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Brows.

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I'm never looking.

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Ballyogan.

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Backwater.

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Thank you very much.

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Iroquois.

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Plissken.

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And Jimbo Jambo.

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Thank you.

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Okay.

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So what we're going to do first.

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Yeah.

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We look at the videos.

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We'll look at the videos.

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Of YouTube.

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Of Windows 98.

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On YouTube.

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Really get.

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Really get the anticipation going.

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Here.

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We really want to build the anticipation.

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And make for a good night.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Circle by Juicy.

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We're not going to be watching that.

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What the hell that is.

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It looks rubbish.

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Firefox.

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Fit to screen.

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Transform.

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Fit to screen.

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Fit to screen.

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Firefox.

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Fit to screen.

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There we go.

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What I'm going to do.

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Actually.

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I will.

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Start it up.

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Just to show you.

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See if it's working.

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And great.

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Windows 98.

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Francis Higgins.

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Is already there.

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It's up on the top thing.

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When you search for Windows 98.

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What we'll do.

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Is we'll just.

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Take Firefox off.

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And we'll pause that.

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And I'll show you now.

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I'll show you the startup.

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Get ready for your.

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You're going to.

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You're going to have your mind.

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Your mind's about to get blown.

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Your mind is about to get blown.

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So if you've got.

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Anyone.

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If you're of a nervous disposition.

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Or if your mind is a bit shaky as well.

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If you're not in great form.

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You know.

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If you don't know where.

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If you weren't in a great mental space.

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Before this.

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Then.

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Please.

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Please.

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Do take care.

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Because.

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This is going to make your head explode.

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This is Windows 98.

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Starting up.

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You might not have ever seen it.

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A lot of you might not have even been alive then.

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Thank you very much for the tip though.

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Jesus.

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Mark formerly Sweet Beast.

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Started reading.

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Tis in my ass.

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Jesus.

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Got far as chapter 8.

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Had to walk away from it.

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Incredibly badly.

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Written.

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Grammatical.

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Spelling mistakes galore.

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Words.

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Randomly added in.

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And missed out.

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And the plot is beyond mundane.

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Waste.

287
00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:00,360
Of time.

288
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,280
Now that's not my.

289
00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:02,760
If Jerry ever watches that.

290
00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,360
Or if somebody is saying that to Jerry.

291
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,640
That's not my words Jerry.

292
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:05,920
It's.

293
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:06,480
That's.

294
00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:08,300
A fan of yours.

295
00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:10,000
Who's sending that in to me.

296
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,400
To be honest.

297
00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:12,860
I didn't even want to read the book.

298
00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:13,460
On stream.

299
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,200
Because I didn't want to be embroiled in.

300
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:15,840
In anything.

301
00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:16,800
Deeper.

302
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:17,340
As it's gone.

303
00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:18,500
It's already gone too far.

304
00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:19,320
The whole Jerry thing.

305
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,160
Max Darwin.

306
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,400
Thanks very much for the tip.

307
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,960
Let's have a look.

308
00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:24,500
The myth.

309
00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:25,320
Stand by those.

310
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:25,800
Yeah.

311
00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:26,320
He's standing.

312
00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:26,700
Jimmy.

313
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,720
Jimmy is standing by those words.

314
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:29,460
In the chat.

315
00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:31,020
He's not going to renege on that.

316
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,040
And that's.

317
00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,620
That's a man of his word.

318
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,160
Let's start up this.

319
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,640
Windows 98 here.

320
00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,420
I can't wait.

321
00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:39,240
I can't wait.

322
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:39,940
I can't wait.

323
00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:39,940
I can't wait.

324
00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:39,980
I can't wait.

325
00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:40,620
For it to.

326
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:41,260
To.

327
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:42,160
Just go.

328
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,740
The sound that it makes.

329
00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:45,740
When you first start it up.

330
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,280
I think it's going to be something else.

331
00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:50,500
I think it's going to be an absolute.

332
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,340
Amazing thing.

333
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:56,400
And.

334
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,340
Where is it now?

335
00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,340
Window capture.

336
00:11:58,780 --> 00:11:59,740
Window capture.

337
00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:00,260
There we go.

338
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:00,920
Window capture.

339
00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:02,460
So I've already started up there.

340
00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:03,580
Just because I can't.

341
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,100
I'm going to have to restart it.

342
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:06,920
Just so that you hear.

343
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:07,900
You get the oomph.

344
00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:10,240
So if you've got the headphones.

345
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:11,700
Crank them up.

346
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:12,620
Because you're going to get to hear.

347
00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:13,440
What it sounds like.

348
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,740
When you start up this bad boy.

349
00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:16,720
Here we go.

350
00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:17,020
Start.

351
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,580
I think they'll shut down.

352
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,160
But we will restart.

353
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,200
Instead of shutting down.

354
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:24,940
And here we go.

355
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:30,940
Here we go.

356
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,200
Get ready for this.

357
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,400
Window shutting down.

358
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,080
Virtual box.

359
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,360
That's where I have to use to install it.

360
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,340
Coming up.

361
00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:40,380
Coming up.

362
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,420
Coming up.

363
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:42,760
Coming up.

364
00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:44,360
It's there.

365
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:52,900
Wow.

366
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:53,600
Did you hear that?

367
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,080
That was the intro sound chime.

368
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,520
The intro WAV file.

369
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,080
That gets played when you start up.

370
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,640
Windows 98.

371
00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:04,180
Yeti getting.

372
00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:04,560
Oh.

373
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,440
There she is.

374
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:05,840
Grand.

375
00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:06,240
Wow.

376
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:06,920
Amazing.

377
00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:07,920
Boomer.

378
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,120
Someone says.

379
00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:09,620
Class.

380
00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:10,180
Blessed.

381
00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:11,580
Blessed.

382
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:11,900
Blessed.

383
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:12,520
Majestic.

384
00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,040
Truly a spiritual experience.

385
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:14,840
Brilliant stuff.

386
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,700
A lot of love for that WAV.

387
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:17,880
And I tell you something.

388
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,120
You heard it once.

389
00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:20,000
You're.

390
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,160
We're going to hear it again.

391
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:22,620
Let's restart that.

392
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:33,760
Come on.

393
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:33,760
Come on.

394
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,720
Come on.

395
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,680
Lovely stuff.

396
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:36,680
Lovely stuff.

397
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:47,880
A load of startup stuff there.

398
00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:48,720
I need to get rid of.

399
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,540
I have to go into MS config.

400
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:53,340
To stop these bad boys from popping up.

401
00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:55,620
But the SciTech display doctor.

402
00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:57,460
Now that was an important piece of software.

403
00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:58,260
Yeah.

404
00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,400
A load of people loving that in the chat there.

405
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:01,260
Loving it.

406
00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:01,820
Loving it.

407
00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:03,340
Ascended.

408
00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:04,120
Someone says.

409
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:04,880
Oh boy.

410
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,020
The hills are indeed alive.

411
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,640
The dopamine hit from the WAV.

412
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,740
Somebody just got a dopamine hit from that.

413
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,580
I'm feeling pretty.

414
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:16,820
Pretty vibed as well.

415
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,120
I don't know what it is myself.

416
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:18,560
Andy.

417
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,660
Thanks so much for that.

418
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:27,580
I'm the maze screensaver on win 98 is really confused me as a kid.

419
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,120
Let's have a look at that.

420
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,140
As I recall, it's like playing Doom, but you're not playing a game.

421
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,040
You're playing some pinball.

422
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,820
We might go into pinball dreams.

423
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,920
We don't know yet.

424
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,380
There's so much we can do here.

425
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,420
The potential is limitless.

426
00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:45,700
You know, if you think about it in one sense,

427
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,360
where it's quite limited if you think about it in a new sense,

428
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,540
a new modern day sense,

429
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:52,480
because you actually can't do everything that you want it to do nowadays.

430
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,360
We're going to try and surf the web.

431
00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:56,940
That's another amazing thing that we haven't done yet.

432
00:14:57,460 --> 00:15:00,280
I'm going to jump right into this now and see what we can do.

433
00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:06,100
Let's see if we can watch this stream on Windows 98.

434
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:09,820
McAfee virus scan.

435
00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:10,900
We'll get rid of that.

436
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,640
Now, I had to install, because if you go into Windows,

437
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,380
we'll go into Internet Explorer.

438
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,740
Now, this is what you get.

439
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:19,760
And look at this.

440
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,120
Already.

441
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:22,920
It's working.

442
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,880
MSN is coming up in Windows 98.

443
00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:28,640
Incredible stuff.

444
00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:31,320
We've got Ronnie O'Sullivan is just after one.

445
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:35,880
The snooker or snooker, as it's known in the States.

446
00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:37,760
I put that music back on again.

447
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:38,420
The hype music.

448
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,240
Great to have a bit of hype going.

449
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,420
So, Windows 98.

450
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:45,200
Weather.

451
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:46,880
16 degrees in Dublin.

452
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,820
Ronnie O'Sullivan won the sixth world snooker championship.

453
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,200
The speed is incredible.

454
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,800
I wasn't expecting this at all.

455
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:59,900
I have been told not to use Internet Explorer, because it does.

456
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:02,800
It could be a virus trap.

457
00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,920
And it could be easy for people to get into your system.

458
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:07,300
Okay.

459
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:13,140
Jamie Oliver's wife, Jules, has shared incredible throwback photo of them.

460
00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:15,420
Castlehaven St.

461
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,100
Finbar's win against Cork.

462
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:21,760
As Kilmurray reach Claire last four.

463
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,060
Brilliant stuff for them.

464
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,400
An amazing, amazing, amazing time to be alive.

465
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,700
And what's more, it's up on Windows 98.

466
00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:34,420
So, St. Finbar's, they, thank you very much for the tip there, Phil G.

467
00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:36,680
St. Finbar's won today.

468
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:42,740
But they didn't know that the news was going to be broken on Windows 98.

469
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:43,680
Back in time.

470
00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:46,180
Back in time.

471
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,820
And look at these, these fellas here with the ball.

472
00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:54,720
They didn't know that the news was going to break.

473
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,660
In Windows 98.

474
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,820
This is...

475
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:02,580
Mind-blowing stuff.

476
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,080
And I know I'm telling you it's mind-blowing.

477
00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:08,340
You might be going, this is not, this is anything but mind-blowing.

478
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,220
My mind has not yet blown up.

479
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,100
Brian W. says fantastic in the chat.

480
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:17,260
So, I mean, who's right and who's wrong here?

481
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:18,400
You know what I mean?

482
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,880
Strawberry Pancakes and Chris Shan.

483
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,820
Thank you very much for the 220 Strawberry Pancakes.

484
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,760
And Chris Shan also for the...

485
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,980
He says cowabunga.

486
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,080
Let's have a little look more on this.

487
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,100
MSN.com.

488
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,740
Stop racism.

489
00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:35,880
Okay?

490
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:38,540
Chris Shan, thanks very much.

491
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,020
There was a...

492
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:40,460
There was a big brunch event

493
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,120
that went tits up in Dublin.

494
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:47,420
And I believe there was a fella who was dancing around with a mohawk.

495
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:51,240
Dishing out spirits into people who...

496
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,200
Who just had their mouths open like this.

497
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,960
And he was spiriting into their mouths.

498
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,400
And it was that...

499
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:58,860
It was like...

500
00:17:58,860 --> 00:17:59,580
It was like a...

501
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,100
It was like Sodom and Gomorrah.

502
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,260
And there was no social distancing or anything like that.

503
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,000
It was mad...

504
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,600
It looked...

505
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,040
It looked like fucking deadly crack.

506
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,680
I'm not gonna lie.

507
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,860
It looked like mad crack.

508
00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:14,360
And I know it was spreading disease.

509
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:18,040
But can you blame people for spreading disease?

510
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,140
When all they wanna do is spread happiness and crack as well.

511
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:22,480
Okay?

512
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:23,100
That's not...

513
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:23,900
It's not their fault.

514
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,300
Technically, it's not their fault.

515
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,440
And I'm gonna go on record as saying that.

516
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:29,660
And I've just said it.

517
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:31,280
So you can come at me.

518
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,580
Please don't come at me, actually.

519
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,420
If you...

520
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:36,840
And don't take that seriously.

521
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,560
I do believe that you shouldn't spread stuff as well.

522
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,280
Stay at home.

523
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,780
Don't go into bars.

524
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,780
And definitely don't be listening to the killers

525
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:45,140
whilst fucking...

526
00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:47,440
Spurting off spirit into people's mouths.

527
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:49,760
It's embarrassing for you.

528
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,260
It's embarrassing for the establishment.

529
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:55,360
And it's embarrassing also for the fact that you're playing the killers.

530
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,800
You know?

531
00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,480
Arlene Foster.

532
00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:00,180
Thank you very much.

533
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:01,160
Sarah and James.

534
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,460
Thank you very much.

535
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,640
Jimmy Jusis.

536
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,460
Don't check the stock.

537
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,380
Check the windows.

538
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,240
98.

539
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,520
An amazing pun.

540
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,140
And an amazing tip as well.

541
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,340
Thank you very much for that.

542
00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:21,920
The deplorable videos emerged last night from a brunch event.

543
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,580
Dublin has sparked outrage.

544
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,460
The baked brunch event.

545
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,480
Which took place.

546
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:35,540
At Berlin D2 bar and restaurant Dublin's Dame Lane yesterday.

547
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,620
Kicked off at 1pm and ended around 5.

548
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,600
Footage on Sock Med.

549
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,560
Which is shorthand for social media these days.

550
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,440
Showed groups of people seated at separate tables.

551
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,480
And enjoying meals at the beginning of the event.

552
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,980
They were asked to stay in boxes.

553
00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:54,880
Which were marked by tape on the floor.

554
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:58,740
However, revelers were dancing together towards the end of the event.

555
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,720
Unbelievable news.

556
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,100
Who'd have thought?

557
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,780
How embarrassing for those people.

558
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,320
We're going to have a look at the embarrassing video on Windows 98.

559
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:21,420
I'm so happy about this.

560
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,880
I can't believe we're going to look at the shit that they did.

561
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:31,340
I wanted to look at the stupid video for the benefit of the stream.

562
00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:33,260
And not only that.

563
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,380
I wanted to look at it and have a laugh.

564
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,540
But now we're not over.

565
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:37,880
Double trouble, guys.

566
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,820
We're going to get to see this on Windows 98.

567
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:44,600
Could you believe it?

568
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,040
Would you believe it?

569
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,300
Did you ever dare to dream it?

570
00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:49,760
Windows 98.

571
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,060
Berlin D2 Brunch.

572
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:52,960
Gone wild.

573
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:54,940
Simon Harris not happy.

574
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,700
Minister for Health not happy.

575
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:57,840
Tanishda.

576
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,480
Leo Varadkar.

577
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,100
Very unhappy with this.

578
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:03,040
Stephen Donnelly.

579
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,480
Is he ever happy about anything at all?

580
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,280
Not happy.

581
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,060
And you guessed it.

582
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:08,740
Enfett.

583
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:09,640
Not happy.

584
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,080
And that was great timing for the end of that tune as well.

585
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,980
You must be lying to us, says Mike.

586
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:23,200
And see, the prospect of what's ahead is so good and so juicy.

587
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,400
The people just literally cannot believe what's going on.

588
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,960
We're going to be installing RealPlayer.

589
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,320
We're going to be downloading Shockwave.

590
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,960
We're going to be installing Macromedia Flash.

591
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:44,360
We've got a can or two of Guinness to go as well.

592
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:49,300
If I'm not in heaven, then I don't know where the hell I am.

593
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:51,260
Anaconda G.

594
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,660
Thank you very much for that.

595
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,200
I hope you're getting on well, Anaconda G.

596
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,420
And Delete System 32.

597
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,380
Thank you very much.

598
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:00,540
Dosserbox.

599
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,640
Thanks so much for that.

600
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,760
And everyone out there in the mainframe.

601
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,000
Leeds are going up.

602
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:09,660
If you're playing as Leeds, make sure you sell that snake Harry Kuhl.

603
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,160
Do you know what?

604
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,220
I couldn't sell him.

605
00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:14,000
Even though he was...

606
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,120
He went to Galatasaray and all that.

607
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,120
There's something...

608
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,040
You know, the goal he scored against Sheffield Wednesday...

609
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,160
Actually, all the...

610
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:27,460
You know, his best football of his career were at Leeds those seasons.

611
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,380
Those seasons.

612
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,100
I wouldn't...

613
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:29,720
I'd keep him.

614
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:34,640
Because I remember continuing as Leeds back 20 years ago in that game.

615
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,140
And he goes on to just be an absolute star man.

616
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:41,100
40-odd million he went for.

617
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,980
I had to sell him because he wanted to leave the bollocks.

618
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:49,940
We're going to do it.

619
00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:53,760
Thanks very much.

620
00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:55,040
Shiju Vergaz.

621
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,840
Windows 2077.

622
00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:03,620
Load up the video of Steve Ballmer and Bill Gates dancing at Windows 95.

623
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,580
Launch on your Windows 98.

624
00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:07,120
Great, great suggestion.

625
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,060
We're going to do that now.

626
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,260
First off, let's see if we can load up...

627
00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:12,840
If YouTube even plays an Internet Explorer here.

628
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,400
MSN.

629
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,500
Where's the search bar there?

630
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,380
Okay, YouTube.

631
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:19,560
YouTube.

632
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,400
When you send information to the Internet...

633
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,640
Look at how antiquated this is.

634
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:29,180
When you send information to the Internet, it might...

635
00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:31,620
It might be possible for others to see that information.

636
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,560
Do you want to continue?

637
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:34,860
Question mark.

638
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:41,860
And then you're faced with a big, big, big, big existential crisis as to whether or not to progress.

639
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,020
You know that there's a whole world of information out there.

640
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:48,080
But do you really want people getting inside your fucking system and seeing what you've got?

641
00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:50,980
I don't know.

642
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:57,240
What if they get access to my Championship Manager save file?

643
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:11,120
What if somebody sees my collection of customized screensavers, which I got on a compact disc from a friend in school who said,

644
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,560
Put these screensavers on your computer.

645
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,220
They're class.

646
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:15,460
There's loads of them.

647
00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:18,860
There's one of them where it's a fella going around with a lawnmower.

648
00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:22,380
And he's lawnmowing, like, cats and stuff.

649
00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:24,500
And I said, that sounds terrible.

650
00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:26,060
That's like a video nasty.

651
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:27,300
He said, don't worry.

652
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,360
It's animation.

653
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,380
It's fine.

654
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,640
And I put that CD in and there was loads of that kind of stuff.

655
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:34,640
Weird stuff as well.

656
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:40,540
I remember there was one animated screensaver of a chimp in an electric chair.

657
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,000
Where did he get that disc, that lad?

658
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,600
I'm not going to reveal his full name.

659
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:46,960
But his name was Sean.

660
00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:48,960
And he did lend me that disc.

661
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,400
Where did he get access to that disc?

662
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,200
And who created it?

663
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:52,760
We don't know.

664
00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:54,680
But we're going to keep going on the internet now.

665
00:24:54,740 --> 00:24:55,180
Let's have a look.

666
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:55,880
We'll press yes.

667
00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:57,920
And there we have Bing.

668
00:24:59,300 --> 00:24:59,740
YouTube.

669
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,200
Do you want to view this?

670
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,520
Do you really want to view this material?

671
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,180
It could be a nightmare.

672
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:13,300
And the page cannot be displayed.

673
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,120
Ladies and gentlemen.

674
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,080
We don't have it.

675
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:44,080
. . .

676
00:25:44,080 --> 00:26:05,080
We need another . . . we've got another browser. I anticipated this crack. So bear with me as we go on to a different browser in Windows 98. As we go on the hunt to find the embarrassing video which is doing the rounds of people pissed out of their heads spreading COVID like there's no tomorrow.

677
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:17,820
Let's close this Microsoft Internet Explorer. It's been an absolute waste of time. We have an AOL internet free trial. That's all to play for. It's all ahead of us. Don't go away. It's going to be an absolute amazing evening.

678
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:30,040
Tina Titwank. Thanks so much for your kind, heart, and generous tip. An unbelievable tip and an unbelievable encouragement as well for what's about to come.

679
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:45,080
Beardsman MEP. Thank you very much. Branded Ireland. Thank you very much. Aid. Thanks so much, Aid. Windows 98. It's everything you want it to be when you need it to be. An amazing, amazing way to put that, Aid.

680
00:26:46,080 --> 00:27:00,080
I don't think I could ever set it as good as that myself. So we'll boot up Opera and System Library MSD is missing or too old. Certain transparency effects will be slow. So this is something I need to get to grips with.

681
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:15,080
And correctly obtaining the library from Windows Millennium installation and placing it in your Windows System Directory will fix this. So that we in our in order to get some of these images branded. Thanks so much. We would have to go into the future to Windows Millennium.

682
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:44,080
And the Millennium Bug. Remember that? Never, never fucking surfaced. Never surfaced. Everyone was shitting themselves. They were saying the moon is going to malfunction. And it's going to reset. And the tills down at Landis were going to be fucked. Never happened. Everything, everything turned out okay. In fact, it went better. It went swimmingly. Nothing went bad at all. As far as I know. Opera is not set as the default browser. Do you want it? No.

683
00:27:44,080 --> 00:28:12,220
No. Wikipedia. Error. A new version is available. Do you want it? No. Okay, so we go to YouTube.com. Here we go. This is it. The moment you've all been waiting for. Can Windows 98 open YouTube? It's struggling. It's really struggling. There's nothing there.

684
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:37,400
There's nothing there at all. It's just piles of nothing. Oh. Oh. Oh. Jesus. This is a right. This is a bit of a bummer. It's trying its best. It's not working. Justice for Hazuki. Thanks so much. Beardsman MEP. Thanks.

685
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:53,800
This is a bit of a bummer. I don't even have the embarrassment alert. Things. I'm not going to play either.

686
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:15,080
The music is great though. The music will keep us going. Okay, so no YouTube, okay? Windows 98 cannot handle YouTube. Remember, Windows 98. YouTube wasn't even around then. YouTube was 2006. 2005, 2006.

687
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:30,240
So we're playing with fire. You need to really be, you know, happy with what you're getting as well. I'm not trying to... I know I'm trying to temper the expectations here. I've been setting it up for a big, big, big, big, big, big, big showdown.

688
00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:41,080
But you need to watch yourselves as well because you don't want to be getting me down as well with your... The fact that you're down that we can't see the video on YouTube because we don't have access to YouTube.

689
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:58,220
YouTube for Windows 98 in Google. Okay. YouTube. Windows 98. YouTube on Windows 98.

690
00:29:58,220 --> 00:30:04,500
Oh, fuck.

691
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:34,480
Oh, fuck.

692
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:39,900
Okay, we'll keep it moving because you need to keep the energy up here.

693
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,620
It's been a big, big, big failure so far.

694
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,020
D-Bar, how are you getting on, man?

695
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,520
Thank you very much for the fifth.

696
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,840
The fifth of the fifth.

697
00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:50,580
Okay.

698
00:30:51,660 --> 00:30:53,460
Let's not get down.

699
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,720
Delete the cache frame rate flash drive.

700
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,080
Okay.

701
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,580
Try web archive.

702
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,180
Fuck.

703
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,180
A lot of info coming through here.

704
00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:11,820
Let's go again with the Internet Explorer and see what we can get.

705
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:22,500
Let's type into the web search Berlin Dame Lane.

706
00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:22,860
Is it?

707
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,140
Or is it D2?

708
00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:31,940
Look at this.

709
00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:33,240
It's on RTE.

710
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,180
Oh, no!

711
00:32:03,460 --> 00:32:05,380
Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

712
00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:09,820
We need to watch a video, we'll watch a video and we can get the video going.

713
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,040
Melinda, Melinda Messenger, thanks so much.

714
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,320
Thanks very much to Melinda Messenger.

715
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,520
Very, very kind of you, Melinda.

716
00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:24,780
Okay.

717
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,300
Okay, RT's been around since, just got on the old Windows XP.

718
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:35,240
No, I'm afraid that we're going to do this.

719
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:40,960
We're going to do this on Windows 98, whether or not we can or we can't.

720
00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:44,360
System 32, download Firefox.

721
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,440
Need to update Internet Explorer.

722
00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:50,440
Let's update Opera.

723
00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:53,460
Let's update Opera.

724
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,200
Let's update Opera.

725
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,360
It was asking us to do it, now we're going to do it.

726
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:00,600
No.

727
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,440
File, edit, widgets, tools.

728
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,840
Widgets, bookmarks, edit, full screen.

729
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:14,960
Where's the fucking update?

730
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,720
Check for updates.

731
00:33:18,380 --> 00:33:18,980
A new version.

732
00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:20,080
Yeah, let's upgrade.

733
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,460
Operating system Windows.

734
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,640
Okay, it's not going to work for us.

735
00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:30,860
It's not going to work for us.

736
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:35,480
Okay, we're going to have to cheat, I'm afraid.

737
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:44,460
We're going to have to cheat on this and have a look at the video on Windows 10 on Firefox.

738
00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:45,660
It's an absolute joke.

739
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,800
A real, real kick in the teeth here.

740
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,900
We're going to come back to Windows 98.

741
00:33:50,980 --> 00:33:53,840
If you've just joined us, this is Windows 98.

742
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,460
We're going to have a look at some of the stuff.

743
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,660
Amazing software that you could have been using.

744
00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:01,600
I even bought, I went on eBay and bought this piece of cack.

745
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,980
This was before Google Earth.

746
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,820
Before you had a Google Earth, you had this.

747
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,560
Compton's 3D World Atlas Deluxe.

748
00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:15,020
An amazing piece of software which gave you the world on a disc.

749
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:19,780
It had information about the mountains, the sea, the country.

750
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:22,660
It was amazing stuff.

751
00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:26,100
It was Google before Google.

752
00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:30,860
What we're going to do here, just to get you in the mood again,

753
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:37,560
we're going to restart just so that you can hear that amazing, amazing Windows 98 startup sound.

754
00:34:37,560 --> 00:35:01,600
Sorry about that.

755
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,740
Sorry, that might have hurt your ears there.

756
00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:07,820
It really wasn't as loud as I wanted to be there.

757
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,860
We're going to do it one more time.

758
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,800
This is the fourth time we've done this now, guys.

759
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:11,560
The fourth time.

760
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,640
It doesn't get any...

761
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,020
It always stays fresh.

762
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,320
That's the funny thing about it.

763
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:17,880
This is it.

764
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,560
This is the startup sound for Windows 98.

765
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,000
Okay.

766
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,560
Complete failure when loading YouTube.

767
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:24,920
We can't load YouTube.

768
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:25,720
Look.

769
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:39,020
And then you've got the display doctor bloatware as well.

770
00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:40,880
Can it run crisis, says Macer.

771
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:41,180
Look.

772
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:45,120
The only crisis it can run at the moment is the crisis I'm fucking having.

773
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,480
Trying to get the YouTube videos loaded.

774
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,360
But I tell you something.

775
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,460
We're not going to dwell on that crisis.

776
00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:59,060
We will look on Firefox at the Windows 98 launch.

777
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,360
Just before we play the...

778
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,260
We're going to save.

779
00:36:03,340 --> 00:36:04,240
This is going to be the...

780
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,880
This is going to be the big boy.

781
00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:06,180
Okay.

782
00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:08,340
This is going to be the big bomb as I drop on you.

783
00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:09,180
Windows...

784
00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:11,680
Compton's 3D World Atlas Deluxe.

785
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,460
I had to go and find a...

786
00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:15,320
A disc driver.

787
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,360
A CD-ROM player.

788
00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:19,460
Because the computer I have doesn't even take CDs anymore.

789
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,020
This baby.

790
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,200
Had to wait 7 days for it to arrive.

791
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,240
It was on eBay.

792
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:26,880
11 quid.

793
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,500
Ridiculous price.

794
00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:30,160
Absolutely ridiculous.

795
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,540
Unbelievable stuff.

796
00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:34,220
It's coming up.

797
00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:34,520
It's...

798
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:34,760
It's...

799
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,800
It's probably going to be the most exciting stream yet.

800
00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:41,480
And I really have to emphasize probably in that one.

801
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,000
Sorry.

802
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,320
Sorry about your ears.

803
00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:48,020
I'm...

804
00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:48,760
Launch.

805
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,040
Okay.

806
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:50,180
Windows 98 launch.

807
00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:51,180
Launch.

808
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,080
Okay.

809
00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:52,800
We've got a go...

810
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,640
We've got a video here.

811
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:54,100
It's going to be...

812
00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:54,860
It's going to be amazing.

813
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:55,480
USA.

814
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:56,640
Microsoft.

815
00:36:57,140 --> 00:36:57,540
Launch.

816
00:37:00,140 --> 00:37:00,540
Steph98.

817
00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:01,920
Thank you very much for the tip.

818
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:02,660
And chips.

819
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:03,720
Sazis.

820
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,160
Cummies.

821
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:06,280
Tap.

822
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,560
Thank you very much for that.

823
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:17,380
Come on, guys. Come on. We're going to watch this video.

824
00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:47,360
We'll be right back.

825
00:37:47,360 --> 00:38:17,340
Come on. We'll be right back.

826
00:38:17,340 --> 00:38:20,680
Windows 98, the operating system, and get into this.

827
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,840
It's an amazing piece of software, 11 euro, 11 euro.

828
00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:28,100
Let's do this, let's do this.

829
00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:30,280
Let's get this Firefox up on the screen here.

830
00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:32,780
Okay, that's behind.

831
00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:35,500
Can we get the Firefox window up in front?

832
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,120
There we go, great stuff.

833
00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:40,420
Great stuff.

834
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,980
Maybe need to make that a little bit bigger for the,

835
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,120
maybe you could just double click there.

836
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,840
That's the stuff, okay, great stuff.

837
00:38:50,380 --> 00:38:51,680
Here we go.

838
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:55,360
This is the night it happened, the seal, the queue, look at that.

839
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:59,560
People queuing for physical media outside the web store

840
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,520
or the software store.

841
00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:08,160
Unbelievable stuff.

842
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,800
- Here we go, t-shirt or computer?

843
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,120
T-shirt or computer?

844
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,640
- Wow. - Wow.

845
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,900
Midnight, midnight launch.

846
00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:20,820
Consumer capitalism, midnight launches.

847
00:39:20,820 --> 00:39:21,860
Unbelievable stuff.

848
00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:26,460
- You can announce my number.

849
00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:28,740
- Connie, thank you very much, Connie.

850
00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:30,620
- We've got a free computer to give away.

851
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:31,500
- Right there.

852
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:34,620
- We've got a-- - Look, they were so happy.

853
00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:36,140
And what's it say on our shirt?

854
00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:38,140
We don't know what it says, but it says something.

855
00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:38,640
Something.

856
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,520
Something, something, something of something.

857
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,060
I don't know.

858
00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:43,060
- I don't know. - Of beauty.

859
00:39:43,060 --> 00:39:44,700
- Something of beauty. - We've got a laser printer?

860
00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:46,700
- The United States. - 33 seconds in college.

861
00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:47,720
And look at that fella.

862
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,720
DJ Zest.

863
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,160
Unbelievable.

864
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,920
Paddy, lasty, chic on the fella.

865
00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:54,360
And that's what you want.

866
00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:55,760
It was the glitz.

867
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,560
It was the glitz.

868
00:39:56,660 --> 00:40:00,340
This was the days when the real computer glitz and glamour was happening.

869
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:00,900
Okay?

870
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:05,040
There wasn't any need for any fakers out there.

871
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,920
You had this lad completely ready to go.

872
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,100
Fucking full tilt poker on the launch.

873
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,660
And Gio Heo.

874
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:13,600
Thank you very much, Gio Heo.

875
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,720
Ladies and gentlemen, 33 seconds and counting.

876
00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:17,180
Call Associates, stand by.

877
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,880
98 is about to launch.

878
00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:22,780
Wow.

879
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,440
Let's hear it, ladies and gentlemen.

880
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,240
Let's go and cheer.

881
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:26,920
Come on, guys.

882
00:40:27,820 --> 00:40:28,640
Come on, guys.

883
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:29,440
Come on, guys.

884
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,180
Look at those faces.

885
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,120
Look at that man's face.

886
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:34,700
Look at him.

887
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:36,000
Look at him.

888
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,140
He's ready for it.

889
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:41,320
And that guy there, he's kind of just waiting on the outskirts.

890
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,480
He's waiting to pounce as well.

891
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,020
He's actually more...

892
00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:47,640
I think he's got more guile than this guy.

893
00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:48,700
This guy looks very sad.

894
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,780
He's like Pagliacci.

895
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:52,800
There we can get a clearer...

896
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,160
Can we get a clearer frame on that fella, please?

897
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:56,760
And also, look behind him.

898
00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:57,480
There's a girl...

899
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,340
There's a...

900
00:40:58,340 --> 00:40:59,020
There's a girl...

901
00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:02,600
The girl in behind him who's ready to pounce as well.

902
00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:04,260
And there's another man there ready.

903
00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:07,080
This fella, I think he could...

904
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,960
He's weighing up what these lads are going to do.

905
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:11,940
Sorry there.

906
00:41:12,020 --> 00:41:12,840
I just keep stopping.

907
00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:13,760
I don't want to keep stopping.

908
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:14,740
It might be annoying.

909
00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:16,360
But let's just take that in again.

910
00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:17,460
This is the launch fella.

911
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,640
The disco man.

912
00:41:19,020 --> 00:41:20,900
I'm so excited about Windows 98.

913
00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:22,140
We're going to be playing Windows...

914
00:41:22,140 --> 00:41:23,900
We've got Windows 98 ready to go.

915
00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:26,740
If you've just joined us, can't emphasize this enough.

916
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,560
Windows 98.

917
00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:29,880
Look, I'm not bullshitting you.

918
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,100
Press and start.

919
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,320
I've got programs.

920
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,400
7-Zip.

921
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,320
Accessories.

922
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,240
Communications.

923
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,080
Entertainment.

924
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,180
Do you want to be entertained?

925
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:41,240
Because I've got it all here.

926
00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:42,920
Don't go away.

927
00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:44,160
It's coming right up.

928
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:45,940
Compton 3D World Atlas Deluxe.

929
00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:47,240
I've installed it.

930
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,080
I've the disc here.

931
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:49,700
I've installed it.

932
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,300
I have to put the disc in to play it.

933
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:54,800
Sorry.

934
00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:56,620
I'm getting really excited here.

935
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,520
And I just hope you're on the same buzz as me.

936
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,080
33 seconds and counting, ladies and gentlemen.

937
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:02,820
Look at this.

938
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,740
Gentlemen, 33 seconds and counting.

939
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,200
All associates stand by.

940
00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:07,920
98 is about to launch.

941
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:09,520
Stormy up.

942
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:13,460
Let's hear it, ladies and gentlemen.

943
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,240
Let's go and cheer.

944
00:42:15,380 --> 00:42:15,980
Come on, guys.

945
00:42:17,340 --> 00:42:18,360
Come on, guys.

946
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,140
Let's hear it, guys.

947
00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:21,400
Come on, guys.

948
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,600
He's really going for it.

949
00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:26,120
Look at what's on the shelves as well.

950
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:27,300
Weird.

951
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:31,040
Old Batman comics are special by.

952
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:37,660
Look at the size of those TV cameras back in the day.

953
00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:38,900
Big time.

954
00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:40,500
Slacks.

955
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:42,320
Tightly-waisted slacks.

956
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,140
Baggy enough shirts.

957
00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,100
Let's hear it, ladies and gentlemen.

958
00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:47,920
Let's go and cheer.

959
00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:48,660
Come on, guys.

960
00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:49,480
Come on, guys.

961
00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:54,000
And there you have the sad face.

962
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,360
Sorry for stopping me.

963
00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:57,200
We really do need to capture this.

964
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,860
It's beautiful in its complexity.

965
00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:04,380
And it kind of says a lot about the day that's in it as well.

966
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,580
It's a launch of a software.

967
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,340
It's no operating system.

968
00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:08,900
Is he excited, though?

969
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:09,460
We don't know.

970
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:09,980
Let's have a look.

971
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,320
Look at that lad in the red.

972
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,540
He's going mental.

973
00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:15,000
Look.

974
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:26,180
Look at these guys.

975
00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:26,700
Look at him.

976
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,500
There's so much to look at.

977
00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:32,780
It's here.

978
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:33,520
Windows 98.

979
00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:36,980
This is a cutaway that was shot later because you can tell by the sound.

980
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,980
It was shot earlier and they just put it in.

981
00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:41,460
What we want to see is the other one in the door.

982
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,160
Hopefully we go back to that.

983
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:43,780
Great stuff.

984
00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:44,220
Three.

985
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:45,080
Two.

986
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:45,960
One.

987
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,600
Did you see that?

988
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,120
I thought he cracked a smile then.

989
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:53,740
Look, your man.

990
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,680
He cracked a little smile and he had a paper in his hand as well.

991
00:43:57,940 --> 00:43:58,820
The first one in.

992
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,280
First one in the door.

993
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:04,320
Maybe we can see the moment he starts smiling.

994
00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:06,280
Is he smiling before it opens?

995
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:06,760
It is.

996
00:44:07,220 --> 00:44:09,060
Look, he's smiling before it opens.

997
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:10,700
Three.

998
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,480
Two.

999
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:12,180
One.

1000
00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:13,800
Look at how happy he is there.

1001
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,460
He's very happy before he comes in.

1002
00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:16,200
And now watch.

1003
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,540
The deluge.

1004
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:20,700
Oh.

1005
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:21,740
They're running.

1006
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:23,440
They're running.

1007
00:44:24,020 --> 00:44:24,460
See him.

1008
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:25,560
Look at that lad.

1009
00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:38,420
And what's amazing is.

1010
00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:38,780
See?

1011
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,480
That fella's run.

1012
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,600
It's timed with the music.

1013
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,380
Do you know they've got some kind of Skywalker fucking.

1014
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,700
They've got some Star Wars music playing.

1015
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,640
Do do do do do do.

1016
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,580
And you hear like a drum.

1017
00:44:51,660 --> 00:44:52,520
A drum crash.

1018
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,080
Just as it cuts to your man running.

1019
00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:55,600
I don't know if that was intent.

1020
00:44:55,820 --> 00:44:57,380
If they intended to do that.

1021
00:44:57,420 --> 00:44:58,320
Or he intended to do it.

1022
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,580
But look at the timing of it.

1023
00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:10,740
This is everything.

1024
00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:13,780
And we're going to get to play with this operating system in a moment.

1025
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,120
Mark, formerly Sweet Beast.

1026
00:45:15,220 --> 00:45:15,780
Thanks so much.

1027
00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:22,960
No running.

1028
00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:24,020
No running.

1029
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:24,780
No running.

1030
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,120
They got done there.

1031
00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:27,480
Look at them.

1032
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,120
It's like when you get told at school to stop running.

1033
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,200
And you just keep.

1034
00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:33,060
You walk really fast then.

1035
00:45:33,820 --> 00:45:35,080
No running.

1036
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:35,840
No running.

1037
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:36,700
Don't running.

1038
00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:37,560
No running.

1039
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:38,460
No running.

1040
00:45:38,460 --> 00:45:39,460
No running.

1041
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:41,040
Okay.

1042
00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:42,300
No running.

1043
00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:44,140
I mean.

1044
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,940
They worked the people up.

1045
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:46,420
Like you know.

1046
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,340
They worked the people up.

1047
00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:49,860
They should have said before.

1048
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:50,200
Listen.

1049
00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:51,420
No running when you get in.

1050
00:45:52,060 --> 00:45:52,980
That's America though.

1051
00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:54,100
Like midnight launches.

1052
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:54,460
They go.

1053
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,480
They go mad for this sort of stuff.

1054
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:57,880
Don't run.

1055
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,020
Please don't run.

1056
00:45:59,140 --> 00:45:59,980
We have 20.

1057
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:00,420
Wow.

1058
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:00,800
Look at that.

1059
00:46:00,980 --> 00:46:01,540
Don't run.

1060
00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:02,080
Don't run.

1061
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,180
Please don't run.

1062
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:03,860
We have 20.

1063
00:46:03,860 --> 00:46:05,040
That's exactly what I mean.

1064
00:46:05,420 --> 00:46:07,080
That fella there is exactly what I mean.

1065
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,140
When you're at school.

1066
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,160
And the teacher tells you not to run.

1067
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,020
Because it's like home time.

1068
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,840
Or you just want to get the cow to school.

1069
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:18,140
And so you just start walking really fast.

1070
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,140
Don't run.

1071
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:20,680
No.

1072
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:22,400
Don't run.

1073
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,500
Please don't run.

1074
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:24,500
We have 20.

1075
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:25,920
We have 20.

1076
00:46:26,060 --> 00:46:27,260
And what a hat as well.

1077
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:28,860
What a hat.

1078
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:29,940
We'll just turn that down a bit.

1079
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:30,820
So we can just get a.

1080
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,100
We have 20.

1081
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:32,740
Sorry.

1082
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:33,480
This might.

1083
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,680
If you don't like fast moving images.

1084
00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:39,100
We've got a man in a hat walking really fast.

1085
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:40,760
Don't run.

1086
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:41,920
Please don't run.

1087
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:42,580
We have 20.

1088
00:46:42,580 --> 00:46:42,880
On.

1089
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:43,960
Please don't run.

1090
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:44,440
Beautiful.

1091
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:46,060
Really nice.

1092
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,760
That's lovely stuff.

1093
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:48,980
And it's such anticipation.

1094
00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:50,340
He's so happy that fella.

1095
00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:50,660
You know.

1096
00:46:51,220 --> 00:46:52,840
He's waited a good few days for that.

1097
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,060
And he's got something in the hand.

1098
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,220
What's he got in the hand?

1099
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,060
Is it a voucher?

1100
00:46:58,340 --> 00:46:59,080
You don't know.

1101
00:46:59,780 --> 00:47:01,100
There's plenty of copies though.

1102
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:01,320
You know.

1103
00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:02,420
There was no need for run.

1104
00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:03,540
For runnage.

1105
00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:05,780
Reversal runnage.

1106
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:07,820
What's that?

1107
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,300
Perhaps we'll never know.

1108
00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:12,440
Someone says he looks like he's got the shites.

1109
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,100
Sondra Joyce.

1110
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,020
Thank you very much.

1111
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,240
Hope you're getting on well.

1112
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,620
Amazing stuff coming up guys.

1113
00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:21,540
Windows 98.

1114
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:22,840
If you've just joined us.

1115
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:23,500
We have it.

1116
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,460
We have it in the bag.

1117
00:47:24,540 --> 00:47:25,300
It's not going away.

1118
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:25,760
Don't worry.

1119
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:26,220
We're going to.

1120
00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:27,560
We tried to launch YouTube.

1121
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:28,600
Didn't work out for us.

1122
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,000
So we're on Firefox at the moment.

1123
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:30,560
Shy guys.

1124
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,760
Thank you very much.

1125
00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:33,640
Look at that.

1126
00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:34,820
Your man.

1127
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:35,980
He ran.

1128
00:47:37,060 --> 00:47:39,120
He wants a copy of Windows 98.

1129
00:47:39,260 --> 00:47:40,040
But he's so.

1130
00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:41,500
Look at these VHS.

1131
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:41,820
Are they?

1132
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:42,520
Or Betamax.

1133
00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:44,720
He gets offered a copy.

1134
00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:45,380
And he's just like.

1135
00:47:45,420 --> 00:47:45,980
No thanks.

1136
00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:47,160
Look.

1137
00:47:47,780 --> 00:47:49,540
He runs past what he wants.

1138
00:47:49,980 --> 00:47:50,760
He's that excited.

1139
00:47:51,300 --> 00:47:52,200
He's that excited.

1140
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:53,440
He's.

1141
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,640
He doesn't even realize.

1142
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:56,840
That what he wants.

1143
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:57,660
Is right there.

1144
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,360
And he's just like.

1145
00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:58,620
Nah.

1146
00:47:59,620 --> 00:47:59,800
Boom.

1147
00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:00,480
Bah.

1148
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:04,480
Nice.

1149
00:48:08,180 --> 00:48:08,860
Fat 32.

1150
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:09,960
Not sure.

1151
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:10,920
What?

1152
00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:12,380
Yeah.

1153
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,020
Did he say Fat 32?

1154
00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:18,160
What a G.

1155
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:20,340
What an absolute gangster.

1156
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,260
This is an original gangster.

1157
00:48:22,380 --> 00:48:23,520
Windows 98 gangster.

1158
00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:24,160
Look at this.

1159
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:40,660
oh such you see the poison he delivers it with as well fat 32 of course is the format of the memory

1160
00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:45,800
i think in windows machines you you format you know when you format your usb you can format it

1161
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:55,700
ntfs or fat 32 or mac fat 32 this fat 32 must have been the new thing on the block then

1162
00:48:55,700 --> 00:49:02,360
and look at the way look at the way he's he's kind of happy about it at first and then he just

1163
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:06,340
he drops the 32 it's kind of like yeah fat 32

1164
00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:28,540
yeah we need to remix that into a into a tune look at the walk-off

1165
00:49:28,540 --> 00:49:39,360
why didn't we i wish they would have left the shot to to see where he goes fat 32 fat 32

1166
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:50,880
so many copies in order to reach that technology it really truly sorry there it could be too loud for

1167
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:58,460
you that tripod 98 thank you very much just like windows 98 i was lovingly made in 97 over a period

1168
00:49:58,460 --> 00:50:06,860
of many months great stuff thanks very much for the tip and shy guys and mark formerly sweet beast very

1169
00:50:06,860 --> 00:50:17,660
kind of you and connie the late chips hopefully i've got to you all there and look at the fringe edinburgh fringe festival

1170
00:50:20,540 --> 00:50:28,380
in order to reach that technology it really truly is an extension of the operating system as well as our help site both are

1171
00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:34,760
extensions of the operating sorry that someone say my mic is too low is it sorry about that i'm

1172
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:45,980
just so excited here fat 32 fat fat 32 just want to see fat 32 one more time

1173
00:50:50,860 --> 00:50:55,580
is there any chance do we do the the g unit kind of music because he's going away then

1174
00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:59,900
you kind of want to put the shades and the joint in the mouth after it like you know

1175
00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:12,180
just sorry i'm i'm i know i'm going on again and again but look look at the face he says it with

1176
00:51:12,180 --> 00:51:14,780
like malice look at that kind of malice

1177
00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:33,820
that lovely patent on the shirt as well so this is windows operating system as well as our help site

1178
00:51:33,820 --> 00:51:39,820
both are extensions of the operating system so if someone needs additional information they can use

1179
00:51:39,820 --> 00:51:47,900
our internet explorer browser to go to those sites and take advantage of it wow this is what we're

1180
00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:49,660
we're all about this is what we're doing

1181
00:51:53,660 --> 00:51:59,100
i disabled that browser they choose to use with windows 98 they can set that as their default browser

1182
00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:03,420
and nothing in our operating system is going to change that customers have the ability to have

1183
00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:08,140
netscape is their default browser thank you very much windows 98 they're welcome to use that as well

1184
00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:11,020
i'm here fear for this stuff there

1185
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:41,500
bagging it up have a look here now any more windows 98 stuff here or is it just all 95 steve jobs windows 95

1186
00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:52,300
windows 98

1187
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:12,300
more amazing windows 98 stuff coming up just had to break away there for a moment

1188
00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:27,180
we have windows 98 that is not a lie i'm not lying to you okay would i would i lie to you we have the windows 98 system ready to rock

1189
00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:32,780
if you don't believe me look at this we've got it all start menu programs

1190
00:53:33,660 --> 00:53:35,500
7-zip i told you this before startup

1191
00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:44,940
display doctor opera online service comptons home library we have the disc i bought it off ebay 11 euro fat32

1192
00:53:46,300 --> 00:54:02,860
fat32 okay watch this we're gonna watch another video about windows 98 because we can't load youtube videos up on the can yoke

1193
00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:13,980
fat32 okay welcome to the show sorry i'm i'm really pissing about and taking taking my time with this but this is another video on windows 98

1194
00:54:17,740 --> 00:54:22,220
this is a show from the 90s i think called computer chronicles

1195
00:54:23,980 --> 00:54:26,620
and this is going to tell us about windows 98.

1196
00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:34,860
Thank you very much Asperger's Higgins. Thank you very much.

1197
00:54:34,860 --> 00:55:04,840
Linus, Linus, Torvald. Everybody, Linus.

1198
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:08,260
Linus, Torvald. We're going to get to see him in action as well.

1199
00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:11,400
It seems as though he was a Linux. He created Linux or something.

1200
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:18,300
And look at this guy. It's an amazing concept.

1201
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,740
It's an amazing situation. Let's go full screen on this.

1202
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:29,940
And I've seen the sunrise over his head.

1203
00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:34,580
Thanks very much for the tip there, Mark Tamagotchi's Asperger's Windows.

1204
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,280
And Mark, check my link. Thank you. I will, Mark.

1205
00:55:37,340 --> 00:55:41,000
Don't you worry. I'll check that link that you sent right after Computer Chronicles.

1206
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,320
With Stuart Chief, Ted.

1207
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:55,660
Woo!

1208
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,440
Two, one, and action.

1209
00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:03,640
Hi, and welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shiffey.

1210
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,080
Well, Bill Gates and company...

1211
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,700
Stuart Shiffey. Stuart Shiffey.

1212
00:56:07,780 --> 00:56:09,540
Did you ever believe... Did you dream it?

1213
00:56:10,020 --> 00:56:10,640
Did you dream it?

1214
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,740
Hmm? Did you ever dare to dream it?

1215
00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:18,900
Because if you didn't, then it's right here, right now.

1216
00:56:19,020 --> 00:56:20,540
Computer Chronicles, Windows 98.

1217
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,700
We're the prelude to us playing around with the...

1218
00:56:22,700 --> 00:56:24,620
We have offered up Windows 98 now.

1219
00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:24,820
Sorry.

1220
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,400
Did well not to get sick there.

1221
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:27,720
The operating system.

1222
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,420
Is it only a fix or an upgrade?

1223
00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:32,560
Or is it really a new generation operating system?

1224
00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:34,840
Bottom line, is it worth the 90 bucks?

1225
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:35,900
Here to attempt...

1226
00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:40,660
90 pounds, 90 euros, 90 punt, $90.

1227
00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:44,160
Okay, and Stuart Shiffey is here.

1228
00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:45,880
Persuade us as Kim Akers...

1229
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,120
And it's a lovely, it's a lovely thatch.

1230
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,980
It's a beautiful thatch.

1231
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:54,400
And it's nestled cosily on the crown.

1232
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,580
...98 product manager for Microsoft.

1233
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:57,260
Welcome, Kim.

1234
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,240
Hi, it's good to be here.

1235
00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:00,940
Now, I want to do something with you I never let a guest do in this show.

1236
00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:02,340
I want you to sell...

1237
00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:05,800
He's going to do something that he never lets a guest do.

1238
00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:08,980
Pitch me.

1239
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,540
Convince me and our viewers that it's worth upgrading to 98.

1240
00:57:11,540 --> 00:57:12,540
Well, let's just take a look.

1241
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,220
All right, let's do it.

1242
00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:13,700
Let's get right in.

1243
00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:16,360
Well, one of the things you can do with Windows 98 is similar to the web.

1244
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:21,000
Okay, so we have a Windows tech woman, and she's going to sell the computer here.

1245
00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:24,800
You can navigate on your hard drive using the backwards and forwards buttons.

1246
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:25,240
Wow.

1247
00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:27,400
This is everything we're going to be doing on more, guys.

1248
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:27,940
Stay tuned.

1249
00:57:28,060 --> 00:57:31,880
We're going to be doing all that you can navigate from all the stuff in your hard drive.

1250
00:57:33,540 --> 00:57:33,900
Wow.

1251
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,540
So it keeps track of where I've been, even in the desktop, and I can just go forward.

1252
00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:41,480
And you can use backwards and forwards as a way of navigating.

1253
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,720
The other thing is, if you can see here, you can real quickly get a preview of what you'd be opening up.

1254
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,080
So you don't actually have to try to remember what it is.

1255
00:57:48,140 --> 00:57:49,200
You've saved your file name, Matt.

1256
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,740
You can just quickly see what it is.

1257
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,620
All right, you're two for two.

1258
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,220
That's very good.

1259
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,440
And the thing you can do is directly from here, let's say that I wanted to go out to the web.

1260
00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:57,980
Let's just go out to ESPN here, see what happened last night.

1261
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,160
We'll check it out a little bit.

1262
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,800
I think there was some baseball activity last night.

1263
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:01,840
And I'm real easy.

1264
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:02,600
I'm right out on the web.

1265
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:07,200
If I wanted to go back to my hard drive, I simply click the backwards button, and I'm right back on my hard drive.

1266
00:58:07,340 --> 00:58:10,620
So no longer do you have to think about which application you want.

1267
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:11,580
You just go find the information.

1268
00:58:11,580 --> 00:58:14,400
All right, so this is all the web integration stuff everybody's heard about.

1269
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:19,000
It doesn't matter whether the information is on your hard drive or up on some server in cyberspace somewhere.

1270
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:19,840
Same access.

1271
00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:20,200
Exactly.

1272
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:20,800
Exactly.

1273
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:20,880
Exactly.

1274
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:21,880
Kim Akers.

1275
00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:22,760
Now similar to...

1276
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,840
And it's Kim Akers as well.

1277
00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:32,540
Kim Akers, who is delivering this blow-by-blow account of how to get to grips with your operating system.

1278
00:58:33,220 --> 00:58:34,720
And don't forget the man.

1279
00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:38,060
The man with the thatch of a thousand houses.

1280
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:39,520
Chief...

1281
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:40,800
Everybody's heard about...

1282
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:41,340
Chief debt.

1283
00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:42,980
It doesn't matter whether the information is on your hard drive.

1284
00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:45,320
And there's a bit of a back comb on that.

1285
00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:52,960
Could have done with maybe a bit of a Wurzel trimmage just at the back there, or maybe even a bit of grease, just to slap it down a bit.

1286
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:54,340
But who cares?

1287
00:58:55,220 --> 00:58:57,500
I have a rep on some server in cyberspace somewhere.

1288
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:58,300
Same access.

1289
00:58:58,500 --> 00:58:58,720
Exactly.

1290
00:58:58,880 --> 00:58:59,080
Okay.

1291
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:00,140
Exact same way of navigating.

1292
00:59:00,300 --> 00:59:00,540
What else?

1293
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:05,600
Now similar to how you use backwards and forwards on the web, links or hyperlinks is also something that's pretty helpful.

1294
00:59:05,740 --> 00:59:07,840
So what we've done is we've redone help.

1295
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:20,000
This was a revolutionary moment for Windows where they redesigned, completely stripped down the package, took the rulebook and threw it out the fucking window.

1296
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:27,240
And they set fire to it before they doused it in lighter fluid and just set it alight and then threw out the window.

1297
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:37,980
And they redefined the help menu system in Windows 98 and made it into an internet-like experience where you had back forward, everything was hyperlinked.

1298
00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:43,000
HTML, hyperlink text markup, it had it all.

1299
00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:43,860
It had it all.

1300
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:46,580
And we're going to see it all in a moment when we finish this video.

1301
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:47,360
We'll get to get to grips with it.

1302
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:48,260
But in case you do.

1303
00:59:48,260 --> 00:59:49,380
In case something doesn't work.

1304
00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:50,020
In case you do.

1305
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,180
What you can see is that now it's very similar to the web.

1306
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,280
It's all hyperlink based.

1307
00:59:53,580 --> 00:59:54,460
I can simply click.

1308
00:59:54,540 --> 00:59:56,300
Let's say I don't know exactly what I'm looking for.

1309
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,080
I just click through until I find the top.

1310
00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:59,080
So it looks like you're on a web page.

1311
00:59:59,140 --> 01:00:00,560
Wherever the cursor is, the thing turns blue.

1312
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:01,200
It says I'm a link.

1313
01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:01,860
It gets underlined.

1314
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:02,380
Click on it.

1315
01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:02,880
Takes you somewhere.

1316
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:03,160
Exactly.

1317
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:05,260
We've also built in some new troubleshooting wizards.

1318
01:00:05,420 --> 01:00:08,560
So instead of having to call in to product support, you can now go ahead.

1319
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:09,160
You can put on hold.

1320
01:00:09,340 --> 01:00:10,480
Oh, we would never do that to you.

1321
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:10,780
No, no, right.

1322
01:00:10,820 --> 01:00:12,540
You can go ahead and answer a couple of quick questions.

1323
01:00:12,540 --> 01:00:13,020
Here's a Microsoft.

1324
01:00:13,020 --> 01:00:13,700
Just joking.

1325
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:14,600
We'll solve some problems for you.

1326
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:15,360
Hold on there.

1327
01:00:15,460 --> 01:00:17,240
Stuart keeps on cutting her off there.

1328
01:00:17,420 --> 01:00:18,320
You know, she's trying to get it.

1329
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,660
She can't get a word in edgeways.

1330
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:20,540
She's trying to tell.

1331
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,840
Stuart's like, it does that, yeah?

1332
01:00:23,060 --> 01:00:25,420
And you press that and tell me what does that do?

1333
01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:29,000
So you're telling me what that happens is when it's supposed to do that.

1334
01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:33,580
It's like he knows the thing about Stuart is being cute now.

1335
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:37,120
We go back to take a look at Stuart's demeanor here.

1336
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:40,660
You wouldn't guess it from to look at him, but he knows everything about what's going on

1337
01:00:40,660 --> 01:00:43,840
with this operating system before he's even talking to Kim Akers.

1338
01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:50,480
Kim Akers has given him acres of space with which to reply, but he doesn't take acres, does

1339
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,680
Chief or Stuart.

1340
01:00:53,260 --> 01:00:55,000
He goes in for the kill straight away.

1341
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:59,000
So he's asking the questions, but then he's answering them himself as well.

1342
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,020
It defeats the purpose.

1343
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:01,400
It's a bit annoying.

1344
01:01:01,580 --> 01:01:03,860
And poor Kim, she cannot get a word in.

1345
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,200
On a local printer, and it'll go ahead and provide you some suggestions.

1346
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:10,800
Now, if you're still having trouble and you want more information, you have the ability

1347
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,380
to go directly out to the web.

1348
01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,320
So right here, we have this button called the web help.

1349
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,880
Go ahead and click on that, and it'll take me directly out to the Microsoft website.

1350
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:21,520
So automatically knows the right place to go on your website so I can get an answer

1351
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:21,980
to my question.

1352
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:22,280
Exactly.

1353
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,720
So again, in lieu of calling on the phone.

1354
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:24,280
Exactly.

1355
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,700
And you can even send the product support an email and they can answer your question.

1356
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:28,140
What else?

1357
01:01:28,260 --> 01:01:29,760
Now, another new feature is something called Windows...

1358
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:30,300
What else?

1359
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:31,460
What else?

1360
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:32,040
...update.

1361
01:01:32,180 --> 01:01:36,040
Is there somebody off the camera holding a gun to these guys' heads?

1362
01:01:36,140 --> 01:01:39,420
It's like the fastest delivered thing I've ever seen.

1363
01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:42,640
Go ahead and click on that, and it'll take me directly out...

1364
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:43,140
So I can...

1365
01:01:43,140 --> 01:01:43,520
Exactly.

1366
01:01:43,660 --> 01:01:46,920
And you can even send the product support an email and they can answer your question.

1367
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:47,360
What else?

1368
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:47,720
Okay.

1369
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:48,760
And they can answer your question.

1370
01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:49,220
What else?

1371
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:49,820
Question.

1372
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:50,320
What else?

1373
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:50,800
Question.

1374
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:51,320
What else?

1375
01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:51,860
Question.

1376
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:52,360
What else?

1377
01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:52,940
Question.

1378
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:53,460
What else?

1379
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:53,960
Question.

1380
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:54,460
What else?

1381
01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:54,960
Question.

1382
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:55,520
What else?

1383
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,080
Now, another new feature is something called Windows Update.

1384
01:01:58,460 --> 01:02:02,040
This gives you one central location to get updates to your machine.

1385
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:06,300
So you get new updates to your operating system even after you walk into the store and you actually

1386
01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:06,860
buy the product.

1387
01:02:06,980 --> 01:02:08,820
We'll continue to sort of update that operating system.

1388
01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:09,600
See, I mean, that's automatic.

1389
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:14,240
If I go to the Windows Update section, it automatically logs on to the portion of your website that looks

1390
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,460
at my machine and says, hey, you don't have the latest driver or the latest...

1391
01:02:16,460 --> 01:02:16,780
Exactly.

1392
01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:17,940
What the hell is that?

1393
01:02:17,940 --> 01:02:18,140
What the hell is that?

1394
01:02:18,140 --> 01:02:22,600
So it looks on the portion of my machine and says, hey, I'm going to update the driver or whatever.

1395
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:25,080
Exactly.

1396
01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:26,680
Go to the Windows Update section.

1397
01:02:26,780 --> 01:02:30,220
It automatically logs on to the portion of your website that looks at my...

1398
01:02:30,220 --> 01:02:34,940
He said, hey, and this is the thing, Chief Stuart.

1399
01:02:36,380 --> 01:02:41,840
You're talking so fast, you ended up saying par-shin instead of portion.

1400
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:46,280
You meant to say portion, but because you were trying to get the fucking words out and you were making

1401
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:49,800
poor Karen rush, you got caught out, Chief.

1402
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:53,020
You got caught out and you said par-shin.

1403
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:53,940
Did anybody catch it?

1404
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:54,600
Let's listen to this.

1405
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:55,080
Par-shin.

1406
01:02:55,420 --> 01:02:56,980
I need to sort of update that operating system.

1407
01:02:56,980 --> 01:02:57,680
See, I mean, that's automatic.

1408
01:02:57,820 --> 01:03:01,820
If I go to the Windows Update section, it automatically logs on to the portion of your website.

1409
01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:10,520
What a fuck up.

1410
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:15,780
I'd say he did not sleep a wink that night when he realized what he'd said.

1411
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:19,140
Your website that looks at my machine says, hey, you don't have the latest driver or the latest thing.

1412
01:03:19,140 --> 01:03:19,460
Exactly.

1413
01:03:19,620 --> 01:03:22,460
So what we do is we take a look at what's on your machine and we come back and we say, hey,

1414
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:26,600
based on what you have on your machine, we think that you might want to install this security fix

1415
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:27,140
or this operating system.

1416
01:03:27,140 --> 01:03:28,340
The forever current operating system.

1417
01:03:28,340 --> 01:03:28,640
Jabil.

1418
01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:29,000
Exactly.

1419
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:29,720
Thank you very much.

1420
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:33,420
Jabil and Tim Hectares and Charles Stewart, Chief Det.

1421
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:34,560
Thank you very much.

1422
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:34,940
Exactly.

1423
01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:37,020
The last thing, one minute, USB support.

1424
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:37,660
Let's know that.

1425
01:03:37,660 --> 01:03:37,840
Okay.

1426
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:43,000
Well, anybody who's ever tried to install a scanner will really, really, really appreciate USB support.

1427
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,180
So I'm going to need your help here.

1428
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,300
I have a scanner right here.

1429
01:03:45,380 --> 01:03:46,340
This is a USB scanner.

1430
01:03:46,420 --> 01:03:48,740
What I want you to do is plug it into the back of my machine there.

1431
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:50,440
I'm just going to, while the machine's on.

1432
01:03:50,780 --> 01:03:51,100
Exactly.

1433
01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:54,400
While the machine's on, you'll notice you've plugged it in here and it's going to go ahead

1434
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,580
and identify that you've plugged in a device, what that actual device is.

1435
01:03:57,580 --> 01:03:59,520
It's loading all the appropriate drivers.

1436
01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:01,600
Now, you're not having to take apart your machine.

1437
01:04:01,740 --> 01:04:03,120
You're not having to turn your machine off.

1438
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:04,340
Real, real easy to do.

1439
01:04:04,460 --> 01:04:04,760
You can imagine.

1440
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:06,820
It doesn't say put in disk or find all that stuff.

1441
01:04:06,820 --> 01:04:07,220
Nothing like that.

1442
01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:08,280
And so now it's ready to go.

1443
01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:10,240
So now all you need to do is put a picture in.

1444
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:10,880
And this is going to work.

1445
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:11,940
Hit the on button right there.

1446
01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:13,520
It's going to bring up the imaging software.

1447
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:13,920
Wow.

1448
01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:15,740
And I'm going to go ahead and say that we want to scan it in.

1449
01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:17,300
And it's going to go ahead and automatically.

1450
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:18,520
You installed a scanner in 10 seconds.

1451
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:19,500
A couple of seconds.

1452
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:20,320
Look at that.

1453
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:20,660
You're a good source lady.

1454
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:21,740
Thank you, Kim.

1455
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:23,120
Scanning a baby.

1456
01:04:23,220 --> 01:04:24,560
Official Microsoft view.

1457
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:29,500
Now let's talk to some users who have upgraded to Windows 98 and see what they think.

1458
01:04:30,540 --> 01:04:33,300
If you've just joined us, guys, we're going for Windows 98.

1459
01:04:33,420 --> 01:04:35,720
We've got the operating system ready to rock.

1460
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:37,600
Ready to go.

1461
01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:39,580
This is not a drill.

1462
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,020
I have everything ready to go.

1463
01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:43,980
We're going to be looking at Compton's 3D World Atlas Deluxe.

1464
01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:46,480
I'm just getting a taste for it online.

1465
01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:54,780
A flavor of Windows 98 before we delve right into the meat and potatoes of this absolutely unbelievable operating system.

1466
01:04:55,580 --> 01:04:56,460
I can't wait.

1467
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:57,880
And look at this guy.

1468
01:04:58,620 --> 01:05:01,220
It's a beautiful nest he's got.

1469
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:02,380
It's a lovely nest.

1470
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:08,380
And look at the gray, the magnolia gray kind of stuff.

1471
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:09,580
It's just, it's beautiful.

1472
01:05:09,700 --> 01:05:10,960
It's a, what an environment.

1473
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:17,000
You wouldn't want to work in a less inspiring environment than this.

1474
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,360
This has him firing on all cylinders.

1475
01:05:20,580 --> 01:05:21,560
His synapses are going.

1476
01:05:21,660 --> 01:05:22,760
Look at that monitor.

1477
01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:25,820
Little bit of monitor trickery there.

1478
01:05:25,820 --> 01:05:28,060
It's a lovely little life hack.

1479
01:05:28,060 --> 01:05:31,920
Where he's taken the A4 block of paper.

1480
01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:33,020
Printer paper.

1481
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:38,320
And he slid it under the monitor just for the optimum height for the two monitors.

1482
01:05:38,820 --> 01:05:39,520
Lovely stuff.

1483
01:05:40,220 --> 01:05:40,940
Workings out.

1484
01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:41,700
Machinations.

1485
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:43,940
The inner machinations of his mind there.

1486
01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:45,900
On the whiteboard.

1487
01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:47,620
Lovely mouse.

1488
01:05:48,340 --> 01:05:49,200
Lovely atmosphere.

1489
01:05:49,460 --> 01:05:53,300
He's got one keyboard there and a slide out tray for another keyboard.

1490
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,560
If he wants, he's got that option as well.

1491
01:05:55,940 --> 01:05:58,240
But he often connects from his home to computers.

1492
01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,580
He's got it all worked out.

1493
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,300
Somebody says there he's got it all.

1494
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,640
Antonio Prolly does.

1495
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,140
He's got it all worked out.

1496
01:06:04,380 --> 01:06:05,500
Let's see what this guy has to say.

1497
01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:07,260
He's just updated to Windows 98.

1498
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:13,140
He's got a taste, a flavor of what we're going to be getting a taste of soon enough.

1499
01:06:13,540 --> 01:06:15,220
I'm 35 miles away.

1500
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:22,400
Yuri uses the multiple monitor feature of Windows 98 to open files on several machines at once.

1501
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:22,700
Wow.

1502
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,700
Creating a kind of dual desktop.

1503
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,040
Dual, dual monitor setup.

1504
01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:30,520
And this is something we didn't have before Windows 98.

1505
01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:31,760
You were on Windows 95.

1506
01:06:32,460 --> 01:06:34,520
Multiple windows open on the same screen.

1507
01:06:36,180 --> 01:06:38,720
Windows 98 eliminated that bullshit.

1508
01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:39,220
Okay.

1509
01:06:39,660 --> 01:06:40,580
Second monitor.

1510
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,660
Realest screen real estate.

1511
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:43,780
Yeah.

1512
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:48,420
You probably had to install the second card, video card or something.

1513
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:53,820
But by God, when you did that and you took the time and the effort, you had an extra monitor.

1514
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,520
You were really looking at two monitors in that one.

1515
01:06:56,940 --> 01:06:59,960
With multiple monitor feature, I can easily locate.

1516
01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:02,200
And this is Yuri Weinstein.

1517
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:04,260
Different machines.

1518
01:07:04,940 --> 01:07:09,580
Let's say, for example, I connected to two machines and have them on separate monitors.

1519
01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:20,420
So I don't have to have, you know, press, alt, tap and switch in between different windows and do the stuff all over and over again.

1520
01:07:20,980 --> 01:07:24,100
Windows 98 will accommodate up to nine different monitors.

1521
01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:28,260
Although each one must be connected to a separate PCI card.

1522
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:29,860
Didn't I tell you?

1523
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,660
What was that?

1524
01:07:33,100 --> 01:07:35,340
We'll accommodate up to nine different monitors.

1525
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:39,420
Although each one must be connected to a separate PCI card.

1526
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,580
And nowadays we have HDMI.

1527
01:07:41,580 --> 01:07:42,360
We have four.

1528
01:07:42,460 --> 01:07:43,520
You can fucking cook.

1529
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:45,520
You can connect a load of monitors.

1530
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:46,260
You can do anything.

1531
01:07:46,420 --> 01:07:47,520
You can do anything nowadays.

1532
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:52,340
You can broadcast to the PC and it'll give you another monitor or whatever.

1533
01:07:52,420 --> 01:07:53,040
It doesn't make sense.

1534
01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:54,260
But you know what I'm talking about.

1535
01:07:55,120 --> 01:08:02,400
Back in the day, though, it was a case of laboriously adding and configuring and installing and all this.

1536
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:06,520
And you had to have people like Weinstein there to be able to do the job.

1537
01:08:06,860 --> 01:08:08,000
Because you weren't able for it.

1538
01:08:08,180 --> 01:08:09,580
You didn't know what the PC was.

1539
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:11,540
It was just a box to you and I.

1540
01:08:12,020 --> 01:08:13,300
You probably bought it pre-built.

1541
01:08:14,020 --> 01:08:17,040
Unless your father was a tech nerd.

1542
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,740
Then you probably built it or something.

1543
01:08:20,540 --> 01:08:22,160
But times are tough.

1544
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:26,040
While a desk full of monitors might be overkill for most home offices,

1545
01:08:26,620 --> 01:08:29,000
Yuri would not go back to a single screen.

1546
01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:31,400
I can tell that a lot of users probably...

1547
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,920
Look at all that stuff he's doing.

1548
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:34,360
He's got the bar charts.

1549
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:36,760
He's got some...

1550
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:38,360
He's got another...

1551
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:39,480
He's got...

1552
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:42,680
They replica windows of his current desktop.

1553
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:45,080
He's got another desktop on...

1554
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,380
That's one window there, a desktop.

1555
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:48,220
That's another one.

1556
01:08:48,620 --> 01:08:49,600
That's a bar chart.

1557
01:08:49,740 --> 01:08:51,820
And then he's got his original desktop behind them.

1558
01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:53,780
What was Yuri playing at?

1559
01:08:54,580 --> 01:08:56,220
And what's this Visa look?

1560
01:08:56,860 --> 01:08:57,780
Yuri Weinstein.

1561
01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:58,980
Look at his start bar.

1562
01:09:01,660 --> 01:09:03,000
That'd give me a headache.

1563
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:04,000
That would get...

1564
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,860
I just need clean and clear.

1565
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,540
I don't want, you know, clutter.

1566
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:12,860
But Yuri Weinstein was a man of the clutch.

1567
01:09:14,420 --> 01:09:15,360
As I did.

1568
01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:23,500
Whenever you try and go through some setup, problems, or actions to get it running,

1569
01:09:23,980 --> 01:09:26,880
you probably will never want to work on a single monitor anymore.

1570
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:27,580
There you go.

1571
01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:33,180
We have another convert here.

1572
01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:34,400
It's Robert Scoble.

1573
01:09:34,940 --> 01:09:35,820
And look at him there.

1574
01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:36,860
Robert is...

1575
01:09:36,860 --> 01:09:40,200
Scobling away diligently in his little Scoble room.

1576
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,000
Thank you very much, Windows 98 FM.

1577
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:44,780
The Lonely Donkey, who says,

1578
01:09:44,860 --> 01:09:46,340
Yuri's setup is 8 out of 10.

1579
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:47,640
Cormac Malloy.

1580
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:48,620
Thanks very much.

1581
01:09:48,700 --> 01:09:49,480
Wake up, Gemma.

1582
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:51,480
Milkington.

1583
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:52,520
Brendan Fortune.

1584
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:53,860
Charles Stewart.

1585
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:54,840
I said that already.

1586
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:55,100
Thanks.

1587
01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:59,340
The conference planner who does a lot of business internationally.

1588
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:04,840
He was attracted by the new video conference support built into Windows 98.

1589
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:05,340
Okay.

1590
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:09,780
Well, let me take you to the new website I just opened up, and I'll show you around.

1591
01:10:09,900 --> 01:10:13,620
On the weekends, I'm stuck working because I plan conferences all over the world.

1592
01:10:13,620 --> 01:10:15,900
And it's Scoble or Bust at the moment.

1593
01:10:16,300 --> 01:10:16,700
FTP.

1594
01:10:17,020 --> 01:10:19,000
File Transfer Protocol.

1595
01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:19,520
Okay.

1596
01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:22,000
I don't know whether or not...

1597
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,340
That can't be a company, whatever, is it?

1598
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:26,040
Who knows?

1599
01:10:26,260 --> 01:10:27,040
Robert Scoble.

1600
01:10:27,460 --> 01:10:30,220
And it's a Philip Seymour Hoffman situation.

1601
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:34,940
And like right now, I'm planning a VBITS conference in Frankfurt, Germany.

1602
01:10:35,900 --> 01:10:38,540
And a conference in Tokyo also for visual...

1603
01:10:38,540 --> 01:10:39,420
Conference in Tokyo.

1604
01:10:39,940 --> 01:10:42,380
So I need to communicate with them around the clock,

1605
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:45,140
because obviously they're sleeping while we're awake,

1606
01:10:45,220 --> 01:10:46,980
and they're awake while we're sleeping.

1607
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,740
I'm sleeping listening to this Scoble.

1608
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:53,520
And look at that amazing quality stuff.

1609
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:55,140
This is what we were treated to back in the day.

1610
01:10:56,020 --> 01:11:00,920
Lovely, really, really shit resolution live stream.

1611
01:11:01,780 --> 01:11:04,400
And Windows 98, of course, two years before.

1612
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:05,620
It was a big brother.

1613
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:07,440
I remember when that was doing the live stream.

1614
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:08,380
You could watch it live.

1615
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:09,660
This is what you had.

1616
01:11:09,780 --> 01:11:11,680
If you had dial-up, nobody even had.

1617
01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:16,960
Modem speeds fast enough to be able to deliver quality streaming video.

1618
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:22,340
And you downloaded all these other programs like Shockwave and QuickTime.

1619
01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:26,660
And in the hope, in the hope that you were going to get an amazing stream.

1620
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:27,980
But it was just crap.

1621
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:30,960
And you didn't have it until they gave you the...

1622
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:35,320
Until you got a broadband situation, which was years, years away.

1623
01:11:35,660 --> 01:11:36,140
Years away.

1624
01:11:37,020 --> 01:11:38,900
Stream video from his conferences.

1625
01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:44,740
And the added support for shared applications to co-design conference web pages.

1626
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:46,520
And look at the web pages as well.

1627
01:11:46,580 --> 01:11:50,680
They're all just stuff that you could knock up on Microsoft Word.

1628
01:11:50,980 --> 01:11:54,880
Or it's just this zero graphic design.

1629
01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:57,640
Or, you know, very basic stuff back in the day.

1630
01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:58,360
But it worked.

1631
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:04,480
The program's size and features are a far cry from the PC's first bare-bones operating systems.

1632
01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:06,160
What is an operating system?

1633
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:07,520
That's really tough for me to answer.

1634
01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:10,160
I'll leave that to the DOJ and Bill Gates.

1635
01:12:10,740 --> 01:12:13,920
The Department of Justice and Bill Gates.

1636
01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:16,740
I certainly like the added features.

1637
01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:20,980
I certainly feel better when I get an operating system that has more stuff in it.

1638
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:24,060
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Sarah O'Brien.

1639
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:38,420
Wow, what a shot.

1640
01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:40,200
I love it.

1641
01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:41,440
I love the way they did that bit.

1642
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:42,040
Look at this.

1643
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:44,280
Look at the thatch.

1644
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,720
Look at the way he's just waiting there when they cut back.

1645
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:52,060
And what's he doing?

1646
01:12:52,260 --> 01:12:53,260
What's this fella doing?

1647
01:12:54,460 --> 01:12:55,600
I canny something.

1648
01:12:55,780 --> 01:12:56,740
Look, I can't.

1649
01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:58,960
Something, something.

1650
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:01,240
He's got something written on his top there.

1651
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:02,460
It says I can't.

1652
01:13:02,740 --> 01:13:03,380
I'll tell you something.

1653
01:13:03,460 --> 01:13:04,780
I can't even read it.

1654
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:07,120
So you've failed there, man.

1655
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:10,840
Didn't realise the resolution wasn't going to work.

1656
01:13:10,940 --> 01:13:11,880
And look at the situation.

1657
01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:12,900
He's just gearing up.

1658
01:13:13,580 --> 01:13:16,800
And that's a lovely directorial touch there.

1659
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:19,300
The director has said, look, camera two.

1660
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:24,180
Can you start off with the shot of the monitor of camera one?

1661
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:27,220
We've got the chief, Thatcher, looking into camera one.

1662
01:13:27,260 --> 01:13:28,000
We're going to start on that.

1663
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:31,340
And then we're going to pan on three, two, one.

1664
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,400
And chief steward.

1665
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:38,620
If there is a Windows 98 expert in the country, it's certainly Mike Elgin, who's editor of Windows magazine.

1666
01:13:38,820 --> 01:13:43,620
Mike's been using Win 98, I guess, for a long time through many of the beta versions up until the shipping version now.

1667
01:13:43,700 --> 01:13:49,260
And many people, many of our viewers saw you on the show for several months previewing Windows 98 before it first came out.

1668
01:13:49,620 --> 01:13:51,080
Now that you play with the real shipping version.

1669
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:51,440
Thank you very much.

1670
01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:51,840
One jewel.

1671
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:57,560
I think for everybody using Windows 95, it's definitely something people should upgrade to.

1672
01:13:57,680 --> 01:13:59,940
Yeah, it's the new and improved version of Windows 95.

1673
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:00,540
Okay.

1674
01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:01,460
And that's my take.

1675
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:03,500
Not fundamentally different, just a lot better than the old version.

1676
01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:03,700
All right.

1677
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:11,120
Now, one of the best features, or one of your favorite features I know in Win 98, most users will never even find because it doesn't really install with the program.

1678
01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:15,880
It's buried somewhere in that Win 98 CD, and it's called Tweak UI, which means what?

1679
01:14:16,700 --> 01:14:17,540
We'll move on.

1680
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:18,840
We'll move on.

1681
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:22,480
But I do want to just take a moment to look at the hair again.

1682
01:14:22,580 --> 01:14:23,180
It's quality.

1683
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,920
The closer we go, the more questions I have.

1684
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:29,500
And look at this situation here.

1685
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:30,340
That's right.

1686
01:14:30,460 --> 01:14:31,860
Mike, thank you.

1687
01:14:32,660 --> 01:14:33,460
Look at that face.

1688
01:14:33,980 --> 01:14:35,140
You just don't get that anymore.

1689
01:14:35,900 --> 01:14:36,700
Install it in place.

1690
01:14:36,820 --> 01:14:37,120
That's right.

1691
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:38,660
You don't get that anymore.

1692
01:14:38,660 --> 01:14:43,700
And watch this little turnaround.

1693
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:47,700
And we're going to slow down that as well because it's a perfect situation.

1694
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:52,020
And we'll turn it down by a moment.

1695
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:58,000
And we'll play it at full speed after we've played it at complete slow-mo speed just to see this little turnaround.

1696
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,780
And actually, what we'll do is I just want to show you as well before.

1697
01:15:01,780 --> 01:15:02,400
Oh, what's this?

1698
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:04,120
Why?

1699
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:05,680
Thank you.

1700
01:15:06,780 --> 01:15:07,560
Lovely stuff.

1701
01:15:07,980 --> 01:15:08,300
Why?

1702
01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:09,780
Thank you.

1703
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,220
It's a lovely situation.

1704
01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:15,440
Let's go back to that again once more and just get a little look at that.

1705
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:18,380
Oh, thank you.

1706
01:15:19,420 --> 01:15:21,460
Mike, thank you.

1707
01:15:22,180 --> 01:15:23,840
It's a lovely situation.

1708
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:27,120
And he really, he knocked it out of the park.

1709
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:29,620
He knocked it out of the park with that one.

1710
01:15:29,620 --> 01:15:30,160
All right.

1711
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:34,080
All right.

1712
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:40,280
Well, it may be a Windows world for many computer users, but Microsoft does not own the whole PC operating business.

1713
01:15:40,660 --> 01:15:43,500
There is a very popular alternative out there called Linux.

1714
01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:44,940
Why is it called Linux?

1715
01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:44,940
Why is it called Linux?

1716
01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:49,800
Because it was developed by a Finnish programmer named Linus Torvald.

1717
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,920
Linus Torvald, everyone.

1718
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:52,480
Here he is.

1719
01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:53,420
It's Linus Torvald.

1720
01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:55,540
He's a 28-year-old software engineer from Sweden.

1721
01:15:55,540 --> 01:15:56,740
And look at the situation.

1722
01:15:56,860 --> 01:15:58,120
It's an amazing situation.

1723
01:15:58,340 --> 01:16:00,080
The sandals combined with the socks.

1724
01:16:00,100 --> 01:16:02,700
In 1991, when he was a student at Helsinki.

1725
01:16:03,220 --> 01:16:04,160
Excellent stuff.

1726
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:07,380
Really, really taking it in his stride.

1727
01:16:07,380 --> 01:16:11,360
He wanted to buy a personal computer.

1728
01:16:11,620 --> 01:16:12,180
Great stuff.

1729
01:16:12,420 --> 01:16:13,320
A family man.

1730
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:14,820
The voice of operating systems.

1731
01:16:15,580 --> 01:16:20,920
The problem was, it looks a bit Elon Muskus-ish.

1732
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:23,320
There's a bit of Musk in him.

1733
01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:30,460
Linus Torvald, creator of Linux, the alternative system.

1734
01:16:30,460 --> 01:16:40,760
If you're really into your computers and you didn't want to go along with the corporate bullshit that Microsoft was slopping out into your computer hard drive,

1735
01:16:40,940 --> 01:16:43,820
you could go and find your own operating system.

1736
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:44,600
Linux.

1737
01:16:44,940 --> 01:16:46,480
I've never bothered my hold.

1738
01:16:46,820 --> 01:16:47,740
But it's out there.

1739
01:16:48,100 --> 01:16:49,960
And you can do it if you're arsed.

1740
01:16:51,220 --> 01:16:54,220
The machine is just half of what you need.

1741
01:16:54,460 --> 01:16:55,920
The other part is the software.

1742
01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:58,060
And quite frankly, it just sucked.

1743
01:16:58,700 --> 01:16:59,560
So Linus developed.

1744
01:16:59,660 --> 01:17:00,400
And there you go.

1745
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:00,780
His.

1746
01:17:01,220 --> 01:17:03,280
We're watching a thing about Microsoft 98.

1747
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,540
What Torvald thought of it.

1748
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:06,740
It sucked.

1749
01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:09,440
And quite frankly, it just sucked.

1750
01:17:10,180 --> 01:17:15,240
So Linus developed his own operating system.

1751
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:16,340
One he could afford.

1752
01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:17,020
Fat 32.

1753
01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:18,280
Based on Unix.

1754
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:21,680
I had been programming for half my life at that point.

1755
01:17:21,940 --> 01:17:24,740
I was 21, 20, yeah, 20, 21.

1756
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:29,740
And I just knew that I was the best programmer in the world.

1757
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,720
I mean, I was young.

1758
01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:33,520
I was brash.

1759
01:17:34,820 --> 01:17:38,400
And I thought, hey, I can do better than this.

1760
01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:42,380
Linus grew from one user to 10 in its first year.

1761
01:17:42,380 --> 01:17:43,720
Then a few hundred.

1762
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:48,180
As more programmers discovered it, they added their own features.

1763
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:51,800
Today, there are well over 5 million users.

1764
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:52,200
Wow.

1765
01:17:52,440 --> 01:17:53,460
What a story.

1766
01:17:53,660 --> 01:17:58,000
There are lots of people who have contributed in testing out things.

1767
01:17:58,340 --> 01:17:59,140
Even that.

1768
01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:02,120
Yes, you can buy it on a CD.

1769
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:02,800
Wow.

1770
01:18:02,860 --> 01:18:04,340
But A, if you...

1771
01:18:04,340 --> 01:18:07,720
I mean, I feel that I've done something relevant.

1772
01:18:08,340 --> 01:18:08,540
Wow.

1773
01:18:08,540 --> 01:18:10,660
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Sarah O'Brien.

1774
01:18:10,660 --> 01:18:11,360
Amazing stuff.

1775
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,560
And we've got lovely...

1776
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:13,340
Just like the...

1777
01:18:13,340 --> 01:18:16,040
There's a shot there of the sandals and socks that we...

1778
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,380
And there was enough light on it.

1779
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:20,960
The first time we saw the sandals and socks, there wasn't enough light on them.

1780
01:18:21,220 --> 01:18:25,200
To really give you the sight you needed to see.

1781
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:27,560
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Sarah O'Brien.

1782
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:29,540
And it's just there at the bottom of the screen.

1783
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:30,900
You can see them in all their glory.

1784
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,220
You just don't get that anymore.

1785
01:18:32,220 --> 01:18:32,400
I don't get that anymore.

1786
01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:43,760
Someone in the chat said that's not his child.

1787
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:44,940
I can't, Darren.

1788
01:18:45,060 --> 01:18:46,000
I don't know about that.

1789
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:47,140
Windows 98.

1790
01:18:47,460 --> 01:18:48,480
We haven't looked into it.

1791
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:49,120
But look at this.

1792
01:18:49,220 --> 01:18:50,820
Back to the man himself, the legend.

1793
01:18:51,020 --> 01:18:52,420
And he's with Karen again.

1794
01:18:52,620 --> 01:18:55,080
It does have lots of practical new features in it.

1795
01:18:55,140 --> 01:18:57,260
But hey, what about having some fun with your computer?

1796
01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:00,020
That's exactly what I want to have...

1797
01:19:00,020 --> 01:19:01,200
To be doing as well afterwards.

1798
01:19:01,260 --> 01:19:03,180
I want to have some fun with the operating system.

1799
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:07,260
And he knows that that's all we want to be here for as well.

1800
01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:11,600
It's not about the spreadsheets, the multiple monitors, the workstations,

1801
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:15,780
the file transfer protocols, the offshoot Linux system,

1802
01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:22,620
built as a reprisal to the suck of Microsoft's Windows.

1803
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,120
It's all about having fun in the games as well.

1804
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:28,220
And we've got some amazing stuff coming up.

1805
01:19:28,260 --> 01:19:29,680
I bought this off eBay, okay?

1806
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:32,840
I paid 11 euro for this.

1807
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,720
And I waited a week for it to arrive.

1808
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:35,640
It arrived.

1809
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:39,040
It's Compton's Home Library, 3D World Atlas Deluxe,

1810
01:19:39,460 --> 01:19:41,580
Google Earth before Google Earth was even invented.

1811
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:42,960
So you're witnessing...

1812
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:44,600
You're going to witness something amazing there as well.

1813
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:47,320
From general reference to home living and special interest,

1814
01:19:47,460 --> 01:19:51,300
Compton's Home Library offers a wealth of comprehensive current information

1815
01:19:51,300 --> 01:19:54,340
along with engaging multimedia.

1816
01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:56,260
It's all coming up.

1817
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,520
What does Chief have to say for himself?

1818
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:01,700
Practical new features in it, but hey, what about having some fun with your computer?

1819
01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:05,820
You can do some very cool new things on your PC with two add-on packages.

1820
01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:09,100
The first one we'll look at is Microsoft's Plus 98.

1821
01:20:09,300 --> 01:20:10,520
And Kim, you're back with us again.

1822
01:20:11,220 --> 01:20:13,860
And another 40 bucks or so, I get Plus 98.

1823
01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:14,780
What do I do with that?

1824
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:17,440
So first thing you should do is take a look at some of the new...

1825
01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:18,720
Sorry, I called her Karen.

1826
01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:19,460
I got it wrong.

1827
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:20,140
Her name is Kim.

1828
01:20:20,300 --> 01:20:21,560
And it's Kim Akers.

1829
01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:27,660
And she has literally acres of space of knowledge in her mind

1830
01:20:27,660 --> 01:20:29,980
about what you can do with a computer as well.

1831
01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:32,620
It's a Stephen Merchant situation.

1832
01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:36,960
So depending upon your personality, you can really set your computer...

1833
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:37,840
We're going to be doing this.

1834
01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:38,600
We're going to be doing this.

1835
01:20:38,660 --> 01:20:40,380
We're going to be changing the background.

1836
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:42,160
We're going to be changing the text, the windows.

1837
01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:44,580
We're going to be customizing it all when we get into the thing.

1838
01:20:44,580 --> 01:20:47,820
The theme is the wallpaper and the look of the...

1839
01:20:47,820 --> 01:20:48,640
The icons, how it looks.

1840
01:20:48,700 --> 01:20:49,780
So if you're into Kathy, let's say...

1841
01:20:49,780 --> 01:20:51,040
So if you're into comic books...

1842
01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:53,020
You're into Garfield, you can go ahead and do that.

1843
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:55,420
If you want to go a little bit more highbrow, for example,

1844
01:20:55,540 --> 01:20:57,920
you could go up to Photodisc, get some images here

1845
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,460
of different items that were going on.

1846
01:20:59,780 --> 01:21:00,060
Cool.

1847
01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:01,620
Garfield, Captain Cabinet.

1848
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:02,280
Thank you very much.

1849
01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:03,680
We're going to be doing the Garfield thing.

1850
01:21:03,700 --> 01:21:06,700
Or customizing your desktop to kind of look the fuzzy environment...

1851
01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:07,540
Exactly how you want.

1852
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:10,480
Go ahead and get a screensaver that takes place at the exact same time.

1853
01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:11,400
And it's Peanuts.

1854
01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:12,600
It's Charlie Brown.

1855
01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:14,060
It's Snoopy and Peanuts.

1856
01:21:14,060 --> 01:21:15,060
Tweakwee.

1857
01:21:15,740 --> 01:21:16,480
Thank you very much.

1858
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:17,360
Tweakwee.

1859
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:19,280
Thank you very much.

1860
01:21:19,460 --> 01:21:20,740
So really customizing your...

1861
01:21:20,740 --> 01:21:22,040
Always, always a pleasure.

1862
01:21:22,220 --> 01:21:23,040
Thank you very much.

1863
01:21:23,380 --> 01:21:25,520
...desktop, how you want it to look and how you want to work.

1864
01:21:25,580 --> 01:21:27,360
So let's go ahead and actually apply this Peanuts one here.

1865
01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:27,680
Okay.

1866
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:28,400
We're in the comic book mode today.

1867
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:29,440
We're in the Peanuts world now.

1868
01:21:29,580 --> 01:21:30,160
Yes, exactly.

1869
01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:31,360
So you'll notice that...

1870
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:32,380
Let me get out of there.

1871
01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:34,740
And you'll notice that I've all sorts of different Peanuts characters here.

1872
01:21:34,740 --> 01:21:35,040
All right.

1873
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:38,320
All sorts of different Peanuts characters here, she says.

1874
01:21:38,460 --> 01:21:39,200
And look at that.

1875
01:21:39,300 --> 01:21:40,340
What an amazing background.

1876
01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:47,940
And all the icons of the different programs and shit have changed to Peanuts stuff.

1877
01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:53,140
Other things that you can do with Plus 98 is it comes with a new music CD player.

1878
01:21:53,340 --> 01:21:54,600
So one of the problems...

1879
01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:55,260
What's new about it?

1880
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:56,820
One of the problems you used to have...

1881
01:21:56,820 --> 01:21:59,780
And then again, he's cutting her off again.

1882
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:02,240
Give her time to speak for God's sake.

1883
01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:03,860
Chief Stewart.

1884
01:22:04,300 --> 01:22:05,200
Peanuts characters here.

1885
01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:05,500
All right.

1886
01:22:05,580 --> 01:22:10,560
A couple of other things that you can do with Plus 98 is it comes with a new music CD player.

1887
01:22:10,780 --> 01:22:12,040
So one of the problems...

1888
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:12,700
What's new about it?

1889
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,360
She's going to fucking tell you, Stewart.

1890
01:22:15,740 --> 01:22:16,480
She's about...

1891
01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:17,680
She's literally about to...

1892
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:18,540
She's telling you.

1893
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:21,600
What's new about it?

1894
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:27,460
With Plus 98 is it comes with a new music CD player.

1895
01:22:27,660 --> 01:22:28,920
So one of the problems...

1896
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:29,580
What's new about it?

1897
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:35,800
One of the problems you used to have is you used to have to type in every single song that was on your CD player.

1898
01:22:35,860 --> 01:22:36,120
Right.

1899
01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:40,460
With this CD player, it goes out to the internet and downloads all that information for you.

1900
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:40,840
Wow.

1901
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:43,320
All I have to do is simply select the song.

1902
01:22:43,420 --> 01:22:47,340
So all my desk have got a list of all the music and it says what it is, who's doing it, etc.

1903
01:22:47,480 --> 01:22:47,920
Exactly.

1904
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:48,680
I don't have to memorize anymore.

1905
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,620
So every music CD I buy now, I can actually pull that information from the web.

1906
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:52,500
Yep, and it comes right down from the web.

1907
01:22:52,580 --> 01:22:56,140
And then if you want to find out more information about the particular band that you're listening to

1908
01:22:56,140 --> 01:22:59,680
or go find other CDs that are similar sort of genre of music...

1909
01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:00,420
What a world.

1910
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:02,580
Further integration of the web.

1911
01:23:02,700 --> 01:23:03,100
Exactly.

1912
01:23:03,260 --> 01:23:03,620
Exactly.

1913
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:04,540
It's easy to do that.

1914
01:23:04,720 --> 01:23:05,000
All right.

1915
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:05,380
So music.

1916
01:23:05,460 --> 01:23:05,740
What else?

1917
01:23:05,820 --> 01:23:09,140
Now, for those people out there who think that they are sort of...

1918
01:23:09,140 --> 01:23:09,580
I...

1919
01:23:09,580 --> 01:23:09,940
I...

1920
01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:10,300
Sorry.

1921
01:23:10,460 --> 01:23:12,220
I just thought of something then.

1922
01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:14,860
I thought that he was...

1923
01:23:14,860 --> 01:23:15,880
He knew everything.

1924
01:23:16,780 --> 01:23:18,700
But I could catch him glancing...

1925
01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:24,340
Look at the way Chief Stewart glances at his notes here when Karen's trying to give him

1926
01:23:24,340 --> 01:23:25,960
some information about the computer.

1927
01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:27,680
Look at what he does here.

1928
01:23:27,780 --> 01:23:29,980
Look at this sneaky little glance he gives.

1929
01:23:29,980 --> 01:23:33,320
For those people out there who think that they are sort of...

1930
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:33,760
Go back.

1931
01:23:33,820 --> 01:23:33,980
Sorry.

1932
01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:34,500
Sorry.

1933
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:35,140
Music.

1934
01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:36,400
You can get that all right.

1935
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:38,020
Further integration of the web.

1936
01:23:38,260 --> 01:23:38,660
Exactly.

1937
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:39,720
Look at him there.

1938
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,600
Further integration of the web.

1939
01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:43,300
And look at this little glance here.

1940
01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:44,820
Making it easy to do that.

1941
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:45,280
All right.

1942
01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:46,180
Look.

1943
01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:49,740
He's reading the question before he's looking at it.

1944
01:23:49,780 --> 01:23:53,580
He should have looked at it and then looked at her in the eyes and then asked her the question.

1945
01:23:53,580 --> 01:23:55,060
But you've been caught out, Stewart.

1946
01:23:55,740 --> 01:24:02,020
You've been caught out 22 years after you committed the crime.

1947
01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:03,360
And you never thought...

1948
01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:04,820
You thought we wouldn't let it lie.

1949
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:05,960
Well, we're here now.

1950
01:24:06,260 --> 01:24:07,900
And it's coming back up to haunt you.

1951
01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:08,400
The music.

1952
01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:08,780
What else?

1953
01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:14,460
Now, for those people out there who think that they are sort of closet photographers, we have another tool for them.

1954
01:24:14,740 --> 01:24:15,440
Closet photographers.

1955
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:16,420
Yeah.

1956
01:24:16,700 --> 01:24:17,340
Fucking hell.

1957
01:24:17,340 --> 01:24:18,240
There was a lad.

1958
01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:21,020
I knew a fella who was a closet photographer.

1959
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:21,340
He's...

1960
01:24:22,060 --> 01:24:23,340
The judge gave him...

1961
01:24:23,340 --> 01:24:25,740
A long sentence like...

1962
01:24:25,740 --> 01:24:30,180
He would actually be going into people's closets and then taking photos.

1963
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,520
But, I mean, I don't know how Kim Akers has got...

1964
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:38,280
What information she's going to have about these guys.

1965
01:24:38,420 --> 01:24:39,360
Maybe she knew him as well.

1966
01:24:39,620 --> 01:24:40,980
I think that they...

1967
01:24:40,980 --> 01:24:43,520
Sam the Snapper, his name was.

1968
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:45,000
Closet photographers.

1969
01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:46,620
We have another tool for them.

1970
01:24:46,620 --> 01:24:48,040
Something called Picture Express.

1971
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:53,280
What this does is this allows you to take all those pictures that you've scanned in using that USB scanner.

1972
01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:55,580
And go ahead and real easily modify that.

1973
01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:57,640
So, we have a little baby Photoshop built in or something like that.

1974
01:24:57,660 --> 01:24:59,820
So, let's go ahead and open up this picture that we scanned in a little bit.

1975
01:24:59,820 --> 01:25:00,120
It's about Photoshop.

1976
01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:00,120
Okay.

1977
01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:00,680
It's about Photoshop.

1978
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:02,680
It's about editing pictures and shit.

1979
01:25:02,860 --> 01:25:03,200
It's real easy.

1980
01:25:03,460 --> 01:25:04,540
It's about editing pictures and shit.

1981
01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:24,100
if you want to. That's for the more serious side of it. Another 40 bucks or something. I bet you he's going to look at the notes again. So you get all that stuff. Exactly. All right, Kim, thank you very much. He didn't, he didn't, but look at that. Look at the situation. And it's a crest. It's a thatch. I seen thatch rise over the moon.

1982
01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:54,800
There is a whole software industry built on offering add-ons to Microsoft products. And one of the new entrants in the field is Play, best known for its snappy video capture card. But now Play has come up with Gizmos 98. And here to show it. Gizmos 98. This is the infamous Kiki Stockhammer. Welcome, Kiki. Hi, Stuart. Kiki. Some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version at some of the trade shows of Gizmos 98. Look, wait a second. Did you hear this? And he's very happy to be with Kiki.

1983
01:25:54,800 --> 01:26:07,800
And people have seen me and you, Kiki. You just said me, people have known, have seen us playing with betas. Let's have a little look here. What was him and Kiki doing with the betas?

1984
01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:22,560
...and here to show it, bring add-ons to Microsoft products. And one of the new entrants in the field is Play, best known for its snappy video capture card. But now Play has come up with Gizmos 98. And here to show it. This is the infamous Kiki Stockhammer. Welcome, Kiki. Hi, Stuart.

1985
01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:23,560
Now, some people...

1986
01:26:23,560 --> 01:26:43,740
There's good chemistry. There's chemistry there. And you can tell. And look at the shirt is a little bit unbuttoned there. We didn't see that happen. Did that happen off camera? I believe he says something now. And look at the chemistry. She loves it. She loves being in his presence. And he is very happy to be with Kiki.

1987
01:26:43,740 --> 01:26:53,740
And quite a disturbing admonishment, admission from Chief Stewart there, saying that we have been seen together.

1988
01:26:53,740 --> 01:26:57,740
We have been seen together playing with the beta.

1989
01:26:58,740 --> 01:27:06,400
Was there a third person involved in this as well? Was it one of those fucking messed up situations?

1990
01:27:07,020 --> 01:27:11,000
We have seen you and I looking at the beta version at some of the trade shows of Gizmos.

1991
01:27:11,740 --> 01:27:16,380
Of Gizmos. Trade shows of Gizmos. We're getting into a lot of doublespeak here, guys.

1992
01:27:18,460 --> 01:27:27,540
So, we know there's something deeper at stake here. This is not just about computer technology and Gizmos, as they say.

1993
01:27:28,660 --> 01:27:32,560
Because there's more... You wouldn't be like that if it was a Gizmo situation.

1994
01:27:32,820 --> 01:27:38,840
It's more than a Gizmo situation. I'm willing to put money on there's something going on here between the two of them.

1995
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:45,520
Kiki and your man, Stuart, who I'm very surprised at. I thought he was a family man.

1996
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:49,080
I thought he was like fucking Torvald, Linux man.

1997
01:27:50,520 --> 01:27:54,640
You've got the real shipping version now. You've got like 25 different applications.

1998
01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:56,800
Hey, Beth, let's come up with...

1999
01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:59,460
Some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version.

2000
01:27:59,700 --> 01:28:02,360
Some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version.

2001
01:28:02,580 --> 01:28:07,220
Some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version at some of the trade shows of Gizmos 98.

2002
01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:08,700
You've got the real shipping version now.

2003
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:09,120
Absolutely.

2004
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:12,100
You've got like 25 different applications, is it, that comes with this thing?

2005
01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:12,940
Yeah, absolutely.

2006
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:14,540
All right, let's go through some of them. We don't have...

2007
01:28:14,540 --> 01:28:15,840
Kiki Stockhammer!

2008
01:28:18,100 --> 01:28:21,140
It's all there. Everything is there.

2009
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:26,340
Stockhammer and Chief Running Water, or Chief Stuart,

2010
01:28:26,340 --> 01:28:29,620
knew about the betas. The two of them.

2011
01:28:29,820 --> 01:28:30,900
No shipping version now.

2012
01:28:30,980 --> 01:28:31,300
Absolutely.

2013
01:28:31,300 --> 01:28:34,280
You've got like 25 different applications, is it, that comes with this thing?

2014
01:28:34,420 --> 01:28:35,120
Yeah, absolutely.

2015
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:36,340
All right, let's go through some of them.

2016
01:28:36,440 --> 01:28:37,340
We don't have time to do all of them.

2017
01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:39,580
Yeah, Stockhammer.

2018
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:42,440
Spill the beans about Chief.

2019
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:47,200
Seems you and him had a lovely old time looking at the betas

2020
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:49,960
down at the Gizmo Roadshow.

2021
01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:54,480
Are you listening to me, Stockhammer?

2022
01:28:55,300 --> 01:28:56,260
You'd want to take...

2023
01:28:56,260 --> 01:28:58,460
Don't check the Stockhammer.

2024
01:28:58,860 --> 01:29:01,460
Check the Windows 98.

2025
01:29:11,460 --> 01:29:12,140
I'm...

2026
01:29:12,140 --> 01:29:13,120
This is too much.

2027
01:29:19,580 --> 01:29:21,760
I had to go and get the can.

2028
01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:24,740
I had to go and get the can because I could not...

2029
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:26,920
And it's...

2030
01:29:26,920 --> 01:29:28,020
Look at what...

2031
01:29:28,020 --> 01:29:28,940
Kiki...

2032
01:29:28,940 --> 01:29:30,740
Kiki Stockhammer...

2033
01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:35,080
Kiki Stockhammer play.

2034
01:29:35,740 --> 01:29:36,180
Play.

2035
01:29:36,580 --> 01:29:39,720
The two of them have been playing with the fucking betas.

2036
01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:43,480
In one of those messed up situations.

2037
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:45,340
Let's have a little look.

2038
01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:48,740
Someone said it was a fat...

2039
01:29:48,740 --> 01:29:50,100
A fat 98.

2040
01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:50,880
Or fat...

2041
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:52,480
Fat 32.

2042
01:29:52,740 --> 01:29:54,340
Some of the trade shows of Gizmo's 98.

2043
01:29:54,420 --> 01:29:55,800
You've got the real shipping version now.

2044
01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:56,220
Absolutely.

2045
01:29:56,220 --> 01:29:58,160
You've got like 25 different applications.

2046
01:29:58,920 --> 01:29:59,560
Gizmo's...

2047
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,060
Gizmo's 98.

2048
01:30:01,380 --> 01:30:03,320
You've got the real shipping version out.

2049
01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:05,180
Stay with us guys.

2050
01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:06,060
We've got 3D...

2051
01:30:06,060 --> 01:30:07,500
We've got World Atlas...

2052
01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:09,000
3D World Atlas to looks.

2053
01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:09,640
It's coming up.

2054
01:30:09,740 --> 01:30:10,440
It's coming fast.

2055
01:30:10,560 --> 01:30:12,440
And it's coming out right...

2056
01:30:12,440 --> 01:30:13,780
All over your screen soon enough.

2057
01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:15,000
But look at this.

2058
01:30:15,660 --> 01:30:17,000
Kiki Stockhammer.

2059
01:30:17,820 --> 01:30:20,440
And we're going to go back again just to take it from the...

2060
01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:20,960
Look at...

2061
01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:21,480
Look at him.

2062
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:22,620
He knows what's going on.

2063
01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:24,100
No wonder he looks like that.

2064
01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:25,760
He's leaving Kim...

2065
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:27,520
Poor old Kim Akers there...

2066
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:28,800
To play with her peanuts.

2067
01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:29,940
Exactly.

2068
01:30:29,940 --> 01:30:30,300
Alright Kim.

2069
01:30:30,380 --> 01:30:31,080
Thank you very much.

2070
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:32,840
While he fucks off to Stockhammer.

2071
01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:34,080
Software...

2072
01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:36,020
Industry built...

2073
01:30:36,020 --> 01:30:38,620
And there's something a little bit sinister here about Chief.

2074
01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:40,220
So you get all that stuff.

2075
01:30:40,260 --> 01:30:40,680
Exactly.

2076
01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:41,140
Alright Kim.

2077
01:30:41,220 --> 01:30:42,000
Thank you very much.

2078
01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:42,720
Look at this.

2079
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:45,780
He's bursting with pleasure.

2080
01:30:46,700 --> 01:30:49,540
Because he's going over to see Stockhammer.

2081
01:30:50,660 --> 01:30:51,000
Yeah.

2082
01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:52,000
Stockhammer.

2083
01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:54,020
Have you any beta gizmos?

2084
01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:57,020
Shall we go and look at the beta gizmos together?

2085
01:30:57,740 --> 01:30:59,240
In the roadshow.

2086
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:00,760
The gizmo roadshow, man.

2087
01:31:00,780 --> 01:31:14,960
There is a whole software industry built on offering add-ons to Microsoft.

2088
01:31:15,960 --> 01:31:18,840
Something sinister about this situation.

2089
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:19,080
Play.

2090
01:31:19,200 --> 01:31:21,800
Best known for its snappy video capture card.

2091
01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:24,240
But now Play has come up with Gizmos 98.

2092
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:24,960
I'm here to show it.

2093
01:31:25,020 --> 01:31:26,880
This is the infamous Kiki Stockhammer.

2094
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:27,540
Welcome Kiki.

2095
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:28,100
And...

2096
01:31:28,100 --> 01:31:28,480
Oh!

2097
01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:29,920
Infamous.

2098
01:31:30,280 --> 01:31:32,560
The infamous Kiki Stockhammer.

2099
01:31:36,260 --> 01:31:39,000
Some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version.

2100
01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:44,500
Look at the little thing he does with the hands there when he says, we've been seen looking at the beta version.

2101
01:31:44,660 --> 01:31:45,180
Hi, Stuart.

2102
01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:49,180
Now some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version.

2103
01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:51,140
You and I looking at the beta version.

2104
01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:52,260
What does that mean?

2105
01:31:53,220 --> 01:31:54,460
What the hell does that mean?

2106
01:31:55,440 --> 01:31:57,040
Sorry, there's a few people who've tipped.

2107
01:31:57,120 --> 01:31:57,980
I never said thank you.

2108
01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:00,020
Chief Misogynist.

2109
01:32:00,100 --> 01:32:00,880
Thank you very much.

2110
01:32:01,440 --> 01:32:02,300
Anguished Panda.

2111
01:32:02,440 --> 01:32:03,280
Thank you very much.

2112
01:32:05,300 --> 01:32:06,140
Milk Snake.

2113
01:32:06,300 --> 01:32:06,680
Thank you.

2114
01:32:06,780 --> 01:32:07,700
Does it take floppy?

2115
01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:08,460
Thank you very much.

2116
01:32:08,580 --> 01:32:09,260
Blue Thunder.

2117
01:32:09,380 --> 01:32:10,000
Want their money?

2118
01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:11,940
Thanks so much for that, guys.

2119
01:32:11,980 --> 01:32:12,300
Don't worry.

2120
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:13,560
We're going to get back to you soon.

2121
01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:15,100
We really will.

2122
01:32:16,060 --> 01:32:17,220
And Silver Pixie.

2123
01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:18,240
Thank you very much.

2124
01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:20,720
Stockhammering the stock market, you say.

2125
01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:23,520
Some of the trade shows of Gizmos 98.

2126
01:32:23,620 --> 01:32:25,000
You've got the real shipping version now.

2127
01:32:25,080 --> 01:32:25,420
Absolutely.

2128
01:32:25,420 --> 01:32:28,380
You've got like 25 different applications, is it, that comes with this thing?

2129
01:32:28,540 --> 01:32:29,220
Yeah, absolutely.

2130
01:32:29,380 --> 01:32:30,440
All right, let's go through some of them.

2131
01:32:30,540 --> 01:32:31,280
We don't have time to do all of them.

2132
01:32:31,280 --> 01:32:33,320
Kiki Stockhammer from Play.

2133
01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:36,720
Well, you know, there was a problem with you have a lot of files on your desktop.

2134
01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:38,480
How can we cram them in a small space?

2135
01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:40,460
So we created what was called Launchpad.

2136
01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:43,960
I kind of like to think of it as the conveyor belt for all of your different programs.

2137
01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:46,080
So that's all the apps inside Gizmos there.

2138
01:32:46,100 --> 01:32:46,760
Absolutely right.

2139
01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:48,320
All right, so I see you've got a bunch of clocks there.

2140
01:32:48,420 --> 01:32:51,940
So you're kind of like improving on what Microsoft has done with the typical accessories.

2141
01:32:51,940 --> 01:32:53,060
Kiki Clockhammer.

2142
01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:54,880
Yeah, Stockhammer.

2143
01:32:55,280 --> 01:32:58,660
I've seen you've got a bunch of clock hammers on your desktop.

2144
01:32:58,660 --> 01:33:01,240
Yeah, Stockhammer.

2145
01:33:01,900 --> 01:33:04,560
Nice background desktop you got there.

2146
01:33:05,300 --> 01:33:07,200
Set as desktop background, is it?

2147
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:10,820
Steinle-style walkway stuff.

2148
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:15,260
So you've got a bit of grippage for your feet when you're walking over the metal.

2149
01:33:16,320 --> 01:33:18,660
That's what you were going for, Stockhammer, was it?

2150
01:33:21,500 --> 01:33:24,100
Thank you very much there for the tips.

2151
01:33:24,220 --> 01:33:28,280
There are so many tips, so many innuendos, so many puns on the name.

2152
01:33:29,080 --> 01:33:31,220
Stockhammer has form, someone says.

2153
01:33:32,060 --> 01:33:33,000
Stockhammer syndrome.

2154
01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:36,920
Somebody's sending a video saying Stockhammer has form.

2155
01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:37,520
There we go.

2156
01:33:37,580 --> 01:33:38,220
Thanks for the tip.

2157
01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:40,580
And it says up to all sorts.

2158
01:33:40,920 --> 01:33:43,820
Back in the wild days of 90s tech.

2159
01:33:44,080 --> 01:33:45,480
We're going to get to that in a minute.

2160
01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:46,600
Seems it...

2161
01:33:47,180 --> 01:33:53,100
If it is what it is, if it is what I think it is, it's not going to be good for her or for anybody involved.

2162
01:33:53,660 --> 01:33:55,880
And Cheeky Peanut, thank you very much for the tip.

2163
01:33:56,560 --> 01:34:01,620
So far, I'm absolutely flabbergasted and just disgraced.

2164
01:34:02,280 --> 01:34:08,160
Because we set out on an evening of fun, of Windows 98 fun.

2165
01:34:09,020 --> 01:34:12,960
Here's the operating system here, which we're going to get to grips with.

2166
01:34:13,300 --> 01:34:14,960
Oh, we still are, if we can get to the...

2167
01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:16,240
But we've actually...

2168
01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:22,800
We've become embroiled in a Stockhammer-shaped conspiracy between Chief Stewart,

2169
01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:28,520
the Windows 90, or the computer tech man of the 90s, and Kiki.

2170
01:34:29,100 --> 01:34:32,320
The infamous, infamous Kiki Stockhammer.

2171
01:34:35,220 --> 01:34:37,720
All will be revealed in due course.

2172
01:34:38,220 --> 01:34:38,700
Absolutely.

2173
01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:44,400
So, our whole idea was we wanted to bring a little bit more realism and add kind of a...

2174
01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:44,720
Like TV.

2175
01:34:45,020 --> 01:34:45,580
...personality.

2176
01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:45,940
Exactly.

2177
01:34:46,500 --> 01:34:48,980
So, this is just one of, you know, four clocks.

2178
01:34:48,980 --> 01:34:53,400
This is a digital clock that you can actually use your CD to wake you up with music.

2179
01:34:53,400 --> 01:34:54,280
If you want to.

2180
01:34:54,780 --> 01:34:55,980
Some other cool features.

2181
01:34:56,520 --> 01:34:58,520
There's also a neat little analog one.

2182
01:34:58,660 --> 01:34:59,060
So, again...

2183
01:34:59,060 --> 01:35:01,180
Is that a little arm clock kind of thing I see down there, too?

2184
01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:04,760
You can totally just have your own choice of whatever you want to do.

2185
01:35:05,580 --> 01:35:05,820
All right.

2186
01:35:05,860 --> 01:35:08,020
Now, you've also improved on the calculators, right?

2187
01:35:08,100 --> 01:35:10,780
You've got a whole bunch of different calculators up there that look real.

2188
01:35:11,060 --> 01:35:11,340
Yes.

2189
01:35:11,680 --> 01:35:15,500
That whole mathematical process, you know, we just can't seem to get it out of our brain.

2190
01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:16,340
Scientific calculator.

2191
01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:16,720
Yes.

2192
01:35:16,820 --> 01:35:17,780
So, this is what we call...

2193
01:35:17,780 --> 01:35:19,000
That's a price of admission right there.

2194
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,080
The PC100.

2195
01:35:20,480 --> 01:35:22,100
Scientific calculator, guys.

2196
01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:22,600
Scientific.

2197
01:35:22,900 --> 01:35:26,400
And one of the cool features is, you know, as I'm just kind of going through here...

2198
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:28,760
And look at 23, 56, 79.

2199
01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:29,140
You can see...

2200
01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:29,580
Exactly.

2201
01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:31,160
Now, you can also print it out.

2202
01:35:31,600 --> 01:35:34,060
And not only do we have the scientific calculator, but...

2203
01:35:34,060 --> 01:35:35,000
Kiki Stockhammer.

2204
01:35:35,460 --> 01:35:35,820
Calculators.

2205
01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:37,580
Just a bunch of different stuff.

2206
01:35:37,580 --> 01:35:37,780
Okay.

2207
01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:40,140
Now, something really cool...

2208
01:35:40,140 --> 01:35:40,420
What's it called?

2209
01:35:40,480 --> 01:35:43,280
Picture Explorer that lets you organize all the pictures on your hard drive?

2210
01:35:43,340 --> 01:35:43,680
Yes.

2211
01:35:44,160 --> 01:35:47,760
Now, this was a big thing that I really wanted because, of course, being the snappy...

2212
01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:53,140
So, Kiki Stockhammer now is going to show him some stuff about organizing files...

2213
01:35:54,660 --> 01:35:57,940
Organizing photographs on your hard drive.

2214
01:35:57,940 --> 01:35:59,120
...that I am.

2215
01:35:59,660 --> 01:36:00,960
You know, I have all those images.

2216
01:36:01,020 --> 01:36:03,420
You have all those images and you don't know where they are, what they're called, how to find them.

2217
01:36:03,440 --> 01:36:03,700
Exactly.

2218
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:04,720
So, what you see...

2219
01:36:04,720 --> 01:36:05,360
And look at this.

2220
01:36:05,440 --> 01:36:06,400
These are all Kiki's images.

2221
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:07,480
A tiger.

2222
01:36:08,440 --> 01:36:09,160
A kangaroo.

2223
01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:11,000
A sphinx cat.

2224
01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:14,860
The Lincoln Memorial.

2225
01:36:16,120 --> 01:36:16,600
Paris.

2226
01:36:16,940 --> 01:36:17,920
A starfish.

2227
01:36:18,920 --> 01:36:20,180
Some people.

2228
01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:21,540
A seal.

2229
01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:24,120
And then two other folders.

2230
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:25,860
Colors and graphics.

2231
01:36:26,100 --> 01:36:26,660
And look at this.

2232
01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:27,400
A butterfly.

2233
01:36:27,860 --> 01:36:29,880
A donkey or something there.

2234
01:36:30,380 --> 01:36:32,360
Let's go on here and see how this develops.

2235
01:36:32,580 --> 01:36:34,740
Also, let's have a little look before we do see how it develops.

2236
01:36:34,860 --> 01:36:36,800
And have a little look at what's going on her desktop there.

2237
01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:39,660
Network, neighborhood, inbox, recycle bin, shredder.

2238
01:36:40,740 --> 01:36:41,500
A vault.

2239
01:36:42,040 --> 01:36:44,220
I never remember using a vault.

2240
01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:53,080
It would seem Stockhammer has a few items in her stockpile that she doesn't want released to the public.

2241
01:36:53,080 --> 01:36:54,080
I wonder why she...

2242
01:36:54,080 --> 01:36:54,960
I wonder why she...

2243
01:36:54,960 --> 01:36:55,540
What it is.

2244
01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:59,960
And, of course, why she's known as the infamous Kiki Stockhammer.

2245
01:36:59,960 --> 01:37:00,200
Stockhammer.

2246
01:37:00,200 --> 01:37:00,960
And she's got little thumbnails.

2247
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:02,220
And she's got rats.

2248
01:37:03,340 --> 01:37:03,700
Rats.

2249
01:37:03,700 --> 01:37:06,100
And I can instantly, you know, access them.

2250
01:37:06,220 --> 01:37:08,040
Now, I don't know if you remember in Blade Runner.

2251
01:37:08,180 --> 01:37:11,560
They had this cool machine that allowed you to look at pictures and zoom in on it.

2252
01:37:11,880 --> 01:37:13,120
Well, we can do the same thing.

2253
01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:13,560
The Blade Runner.

2254
01:37:13,620 --> 01:37:14,620
And it even...

2255
01:37:14,620 --> 01:37:15,940
Blade Runner.

2256
01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:17,720
And it's rats.

2257
01:37:17,780 --> 01:37:18,840
She's got rats look.

2258
01:37:19,420 --> 01:37:20,120
PC Hammer.

2259
01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:21,060
Thank you very much.

2260
01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:22,620
And Stockhammer style.

2261
01:37:23,340 --> 01:37:25,640
Thank you very much, Stockhammer style.

2262
01:37:26,580 --> 01:37:27,580
Did you see then?

2263
01:37:27,660 --> 01:37:28,940
She goes...

2264
01:37:28,940 --> 01:37:30,780
It reminds me of Blade Runner.

2265
01:37:31,580 --> 01:37:34,340
Where there was a thing that you could zoom in on the faces.

2266
01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:37,080
And Chief Stewart doesn't...

2267
01:37:37,080 --> 01:37:38,300
He doesn't cop on for a moment.

2268
01:37:38,440 --> 01:37:39,000
He goes...

2269
01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:41,180
Oh, Blade Runner.

2270
01:37:41,380 --> 01:37:41,620
Yeah.

2271
01:37:42,280 --> 01:37:43,000
Blade Runner.

2272
01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:45,300
Let's have a little listen to this again.

2273
01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:46,480
See if you can pick this out.

2274
01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:48,620
I have this cool machine that allowed you to look...

2275
01:37:48,620 --> 01:37:51,460
Just double clicking on them, I can instantly, you know, access them.

2276
01:37:51,580 --> 01:37:53,400
Now, I don't know if you remember in Blade Runner.

2277
01:37:53,520 --> 01:37:56,900
They had this cool machine that allowed you to look at pictures and zoom in on it.

2278
01:37:57,240 --> 01:37:58,460
Well, we can do the same thing.

2279
01:37:58,480 --> 01:37:58,900
The Blade Runner.

2280
01:37:58,960 --> 01:38:01,100
And it even, you know, brings it to a really nice...

2281
01:38:01,100 --> 01:38:02,060
Blade Runner, right.

2282
01:38:02,060 --> 01:38:05,740
Does it automatically go out and find all the gifts and all that stuff and put them together?

2283
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:07,920
It has a special cool little search file.

2284
01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:10,500
So you can go through and search your hard drives and set up files.

2285
01:38:10,500 --> 01:38:12,500
It has a cool little search file.

2286
01:38:12,660 --> 01:38:14,620
So you can go and search your hard drive.

2287
01:38:14,720 --> 01:38:19,960
The infamous Kiki Stockhammer telling the chief who's been with her at Gizmo Beta Fairs.

2288
01:38:20,420 --> 01:38:21,640
There was a beta convention.

2289
01:38:23,460 --> 01:38:24,560
And they're not beta.

2290
01:38:24,700 --> 01:38:25,880
He's Alpha, his chief.

2291
01:38:26,260 --> 01:38:27,940
And Kiki, she's in on it.

2292
01:38:28,880 --> 01:38:30,260
Another thing I want you to show us quickly.

2293
01:38:30,340 --> 01:38:36,680
You have an amazing little thing in here called Performer 98 that actually lets you kind of make slideshows, movies, commercials or something.

2294
01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:43,140
Yeah, our whole idea is think of it as kind of PowerPoint mixed with a television studio in a way.

2295
01:38:43,600 --> 01:38:54,520
And again, just by double clicking on the little apps down here, we'll bring up Performer 98, which we kind of look as the internet filmmaking tool where you can take your own pictures, your own music, your own narration.

2296
01:38:54,600 --> 01:38:57,820
Make a little movie type thing and actually use it as a file which you can send an email.

2297
01:38:57,980 --> 01:38:58,140
Exactly.

2298
01:38:58,140 --> 01:39:00,520
So they're making movies together now.

2299
01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:02,400
And look, Kiki has movies.

2300
01:39:02,460 --> 01:39:03,200
She's made movies.

2301
01:39:03,300 --> 01:39:09,540
So just as a quick example, this is actually something that I emailed to my mom last March.

2302
01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:11,440
What is it?

2303
01:39:11,700 --> 01:39:13,480
This is a cool little email.

2304
01:39:13,620 --> 01:39:14,180
And I'm sorry.

2305
01:39:14,460 --> 01:39:15,660
This sounds funny.

2306
01:39:16,040 --> 01:39:16,920
I like there is.

2307
01:39:17,260 --> 01:39:17,840
Hi, mom.

2308
01:39:18,120 --> 01:39:18,540
Hi.

2309
01:39:21,280 --> 01:39:22,380
Again, chief.

2310
01:39:22,580 --> 01:39:26,000
He can't let someone talk or just show him the thing.

2311
01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:27,800
It's like, what else?

2312
01:39:28,440 --> 01:39:29,240
OK, what is it?

2313
01:39:29,240 --> 01:39:29,720
What next?

2314
01:39:30,260 --> 01:39:30,940
What is it?

2315
01:39:31,900 --> 01:39:32,660
Listen to this.

2316
01:39:33,740 --> 01:39:34,240
What is it?

2317
01:39:34,540 --> 01:39:35,260
This is a cool.

2318
01:39:35,580 --> 01:39:36,280
She's going to.

2319
01:39:36,520 --> 01:39:37,620
She's about to show him.

2320
01:39:37,840 --> 01:39:40,620
Yet he's still chomping at the bit to say, what's going on?

2321
01:39:41,040 --> 01:39:41,600
What's going on?

2322
01:39:41,920 --> 01:39:43,000
This is a quick example.

2323
01:39:43,440 --> 01:39:47,920
This is actually something that I emailed to my mom last March.

2324
01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:49,720
What is it?

2325
01:39:50,120 --> 01:39:51,360
She's showing you, man.

2326
01:39:51,920 --> 01:39:55,140
This is a cool little email just about my birthday.

2327
01:39:55,140 --> 01:39:56,920
Bring my birthday to you.

2328
01:39:57,200 --> 01:39:59,260
And so you had still snappy grabs.

2329
01:39:59,360 --> 01:39:59,800
That's right.

2330
01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:00,380
That's right.

2331
01:40:00,380 --> 01:40:00,940
And music and voiceover.

2332
01:40:01,320 --> 01:40:04,680
The infamous Kiki Stockhammer.

2333
01:40:06,280 --> 01:40:08,460
And you're like a little movie maker here.

2334
01:40:08,540 --> 01:40:08,640
Right.

2335
01:40:08,740 --> 01:40:14,660
And the coolest part about it is what you're actually seeing is full frame, 60 frame per second transitions.

2336
01:40:14,880 --> 01:40:15,780
This has never been done before.

2337
01:40:15,780 --> 01:40:16,540
TV style stuff.

2338
01:40:16,660 --> 01:40:17,060
That's right.

2339
01:40:17,160 --> 01:40:17,980
So what we've done is.

2340
01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:19,880
TV style stuff right here.

2341
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:21,020
What's going on?

2342
01:40:21,060 --> 01:40:22,880
What's that in the background there in the kitchen?

2343
01:40:24,300 --> 01:40:27,880
Is that like a little cover for a cake or something?

2344
01:40:29,000 --> 01:40:29,880
And why are the three?

2345
01:40:29,920 --> 01:40:31,680
Who needs three cakes on her birthday?

2346
01:40:32,020 --> 01:40:37,640
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen.

2347
01:40:39,100 --> 01:40:40,060
Fifteen candles.

2348
01:40:42,140 --> 01:40:43,160
I mean, there's more than.

2349
01:40:43,400 --> 01:40:44,740
She's older than that.

2350
01:40:45,380 --> 01:40:49,560
We've kind of brought back the lost art of assembly language programming.

2351
01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:51,760
And that's a little thing.

2352
01:40:51,840 --> 01:40:52,720
Love you, Kiki.

2353
01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:54,280
Was this really to her mother?

2354
01:40:54,500 --> 01:40:56,440
Or were these things she was sending to Stuart?

2355
01:40:56,920 --> 01:40:59,320
And you're seeing here directly just a generic PC.

2356
01:40:59,320 --> 01:41:00,220
Is this all done in software?

2357
01:41:00,340 --> 01:41:00,760
That's right.

2358
01:41:00,780 --> 01:41:01,880
Two quick things I want you to show me.

2359
01:41:01,940 --> 01:41:02,840
We're going to be out of time.

2360
01:41:03,060 --> 01:41:09,420
You have a cube demo in which you do this incredible 3D rotation that really seems sort of impossible to do on a plain old PC.

2361
01:41:09,840 --> 01:41:10,520
Well, you know...

2362
01:41:10,520 --> 01:41:11,840
You have a cube.

2363
01:41:11,960 --> 01:41:13,340
It seems impossible to do.

2364
01:41:13,420 --> 01:41:14,120
What the hell is this?

2365
01:41:14,440 --> 01:41:16,460
Basically, it's the nerd in us, Stuart.

2366
01:41:16,900 --> 01:41:22,040
Basically, you know, we wanted to be able to show off the power that you have in your personal computer today.

2367
01:41:22,500 --> 01:41:23,240
What the hell is that?

2368
01:41:23,240 --> 01:41:25,240
This is not using any 3D accelerator card.

2369
01:41:25,300 --> 01:41:26,140
What is that look?

2370
01:41:26,160 --> 01:41:28,720
A Ultra Cube allows you to create your own cube.

2371
01:41:29,040 --> 01:41:29,820
Oh, my God.

2372
01:41:29,940 --> 01:41:32,820
Now, I just popped on some different images.

2373
01:41:32,880 --> 01:41:34,800
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

2374
01:41:36,320 --> 01:41:37,340
Hold on a minute.

2375
01:41:37,900 --> 01:41:40,200
What is that?

2376
01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:42,460
Why is that happening?

2377
01:41:43,720 --> 01:41:53,200
She's made a cube with different images of herself on it, and it spins around over a purple background.

2378
01:41:55,200 --> 01:42:03,880
The infamous Kiki Stockhammer, known to have gone to beta conventions with Chief and Gizmo, play with Gizmos.

2379
01:42:04,020 --> 01:42:05,140
They played with Gizmos together.

2380
01:42:05,580 --> 01:42:08,160
She's gone and made this in Blade Runner style.

2381
01:42:08,960 --> 01:42:12,880
Picture Cube allows you to create your own cube where you have your own...

2382
01:42:12,880 --> 01:42:13,600
Look at that one.

2383
01:42:14,420 --> 01:42:15,660
When did she do that?

2384
01:42:17,060 --> 01:42:18,060
What's going on there?

2385
01:42:18,180 --> 01:42:18,380
Look.

2386
01:42:19,960 --> 01:42:20,440
...images.

2387
01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:21,400
Now, I just popped...

2388
01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:22,240
And look at this.

2389
01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:27,480
In leather, in kind of posing in leather with these guns, with these little zap guns.

2390
01:42:28,120 --> 01:42:30,100
Was this for the beta convention, Kiki?

2391
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:30,480
Was it?

2392
01:42:31,160 --> 01:42:32,440
Oh, there was a bit...

2393
01:42:32,440 --> 01:42:36,000
It was like, they were going to show you something then, and it was like, whoa, but two...

2394
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:36,540
Popped on.

2395
01:42:37,140 --> 01:42:39,200
But we've got the power to rewind.

2396
01:42:39,380 --> 01:42:42,400
You didn't anticipate on people being able to rewind in the future.

2397
01:42:44,620 --> 01:42:46,060
Those are new rock boots.

2398
01:42:46,160 --> 01:42:47,700
Look at one, two, three, four, five.

2399
01:42:47,700 --> 01:42:48,860
Five buckles on them.

2400
01:42:50,400 --> 01:42:51,640
Futuristic hot pants.

2401
01:42:52,700 --> 01:42:53,700
A cowgirl jacket.

2402
01:42:55,400 --> 01:42:59,060
The iconic Kiki Stockhammer red head.

2403
01:42:59,640 --> 01:43:04,260
And then a gun as well on a futuristic silver bean bag.

2404
01:43:05,400 --> 01:43:06,660
Some different images.

2405
01:43:07,540 --> 01:43:08,460
And there she is again.

2406
01:43:08,920 --> 01:43:11,140
And then, oh, look, there was a professional one there.

2407
01:43:11,240 --> 01:43:12,000
Ran out of photos.

2408
01:43:12,140 --> 01:43:13,720
Just threw something in from the CV.

2409
01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:15,440
Let's go.

2410
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:18,440
We need to slow that down because these are going too fast here.

2411
01:43:19,440 --> 01:43:21,620
Something not right about this.

2412
01:43:23,300 --> 01:43:24,460
And look at that.

2413
01:43:24,460 --> 01:43:25,300
It's a flapper.

2414
01:43:26,140 --> 01:43:27,700
1920s flapper style.

2415
01:43:27,700 --> 01:43:30,380
Infamous.

2416
01:43:32,660 --> 01:43:33,180
Stockhammer.

2417
01:43:36,700 --> 01:43:38,740
Never been seen before or done.

2418
01:43:40,180 --> 01:43:40,820
And look at this.

2419
01:43:41,260 --> 01:43:43,700
Just one from the CV.

2420
01:43:44,940 --> 01:43:51,440
Just to lend it a bit of a kind of a formal kind of veneer.

2421
01:43:51,660 --> 01:43:55,960
But the veneer doesn't last very long because we're straight back into sci-fi bean bag.

2422
01:43:56,060 --> 01:43:58,940
That's like an artist representation of Stockhammer.

2423
01:43:59,000 --> 01:43:59,780
That's what happens.

2424
01:44:01,300 --> 01:44:03,180
When the stock gets hammered.

2425
01:44:03,880 --> 01:44:07,420
When the final beta has been gizmod out of it.

2426
01:44:08,800 --> 01:44:09,900
And what's this?

2427
01:44:10,180 --> 01:44:10,680
Here, look.

2428
01:44:10,940 --> 01:44:12,480
This fucking thing.

2429
01:44:12,580 --> 01:44:13,940
It's all symbolic of something.

2430
01:44:14,020 --> 01:44:17,860
It's very disturbing at the moment.

2431
01:44:17,860 --> 01:44:20,180
Because we know that it's an infamous person.

2432
01:44:20,740 --> 01:44:21,640
It's demonic.

2433
01:44:21,900 --> 01:44:23,800
It's kind of satanic in its concept.

2434
01:44:23,920 --> 01:44:24,760
In its construction.

2435
01:44:24,980 --> 01:44:25,880
In its execution.

2436
01:44:27,300 --> 01:44:27,780
Occultistic.

2437
01:44:29,540 --> 01:44:30,740
And there again.

2438
01:44:31,200 --> 01:44:32,340
This thing on the thing.

2439
01:44:32,740 --> 01:44:33,380
I'm.

2440
01:44:36,540 --> 01:44:37,760
It's just like.

2441
01:44:37,760 --> 01:44:37,760
It's just like.

2442
01:44:38,560 --> 01:44:40,020
Show off.

2443
01:44:40,360 --> 01:44:40,620
My.

2444
01:44:41,420 --> 01:44:41,780
Okay.

2445
01:44:41,780 --> 01:44:41,940
Sorry.

2446
01:44:42,020 --> 01:44:42,660
We need to get it.

2447
01:44:42,720 --> 01:44:44,300
We need to hear what they're saying.

2448
01:44:46,040 --> 01:44:47,840
Because it sounds really David Lynch.

2449
01:44:50,580 --> 01:44:52,280
Just the lead up to this again.

2450
01:44:52,380 --> 01:44:52,920
Because look at.

2451
01:44:53,060 --> 01:44:53,760
Look at the way he asked.

2452
01:44:53,840 --> 01:44:56,140
Now you've done this cool little cube thing.

2453
01:44:56,420 --> 01:44:56,920
I want to.

2454
01:44:56,940 --> 01:44:58,020
I want to see this cube thing.

2455
01:44:58,360 --> 01:44:59,480
He's seen the cube thing.

2456
01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:00,920
He's pretending.

2457
01:45:01,240 --> 01:45:02,400
That he's never seen a cube.

2458
01:45:02,500 --> 01:45:03,540
This cube thing of Kiki.

2459
01:45:04,560 --> 01:45:05,520
And she's there.

2460
01:45:05,580 --> 01:45:06,780
As if butter wouldn't melt.

2461
01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:07,360
Out of time.

2462
01:45:07,560 --> 01:45:08,680
You have a cube demo.

2463
01:45:08,820 --> 01:45:09,300
And what you do this.

2464
01:45:09,480 --> 01:45:11,360
You've got a little cube demo.

2465
01:45:12,180 --> 01:45:12,380
Now.

2466
01:45:12,680 --> 01:45:13,680
And look at the way he's moving.

2467
01:45:13,680 --> 01:45:14,060
Like this.

2468
01:45:14,540 --> 01:45:16,360
Now you've got a little cube demo.

2469
01:45:17,180 --> 01:45:19,020
So he knows about the cube.

2470
01:45:19,160 --> 01:45:20,200
He's seen the cube.

2471
01:45:20,560 --> 01:45:22,620
Sure he probably fucking asked for the cube.

2472
01:45:23,020 --> 01:45:25,040
He was probably the man who commissioned the cube.

2473
01:45:25,660 --> 01:45:28,220
He probably was the one taking photographs.

2474
01:45:28,220 --> 01:45:29,220
Of Kiki Stockhammer.

2475
01:45:29,900 --> 01:45:30,500
For the cube.

2476
01:45:30,840 --> 01:45:33,120
At the gizmo convention.

2477
01:45:33,780 --> 01:45:34,940
For betas.

2478
01:45:36,660 --> 01:45:37,260
Verbatim.

2479
01:45:37,720 --> 01:45:38,460
And look at this.

2480
01:45:38,980 --> 01:45:41,200
I've seen the thatch thatch.

2481
01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:43,000
Over the moon.

2482
01:45:44,020 --> 01:45:45,460
It's incredible 3D rotation.

2483
01:45:45,560 --> 01:45:47,480
It really seems sort of impossible to do.

2484
01:45:47,620 --> 01:45:48,760
On a plain old PC.

2485
01:45:49,180 --> 01:45:49,820
Well you know.

2486
01:45:50,020 --> 01:45:52,060
Basically it's the nerd in us Stuart.

2487
01:45:52,460 --> 01:45:53,300
Basically you know.

2488
01:45:53,540 --> 01:45:55,540
We wanted to be able to show off.

2489
01:45:55,620 --> 01:45:56,420
The power that you have.

2490
01:45:56,480 --> 01:45:57,620
In your personal computer today.

2491
01:45:58,040 --> 01:45:58,460
And again.

2492
01:45:58,560 --> 01:45:59,760
This is not using any 3D.

2493
01:45:59,760 --> 01:46:00,900
accelerator card.

2494
01:46:01,460 --> 01:46:02,220
Picture Cube.

2495
01:46:02,300 --> 01:46:04,220
Allows you to create your own cube.

2496
01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:05,700
Where you have your own images.

2497
01:46:05,860 --> 01:46:06,940
Now I just popped on.

2498
01:46:07,140 --> 01:46:08,840
Some different images here.

2499
01:46:08,960 --> 01:46:10,140
This is called the Kiki Cube.

2500
01:46:10,220 --> 01:46:11,140
It's just like show off.

2501
01:46:11,240 --> 01:46:11,660
What you can do.

2502
01:46:11,780 --> 01:46:11,920
Right.

2503
01:46:11,980 --> 01:46:12,360
Exactly.

2504
01:46:12,360 --> 01:46:14,320
This is the Kiki Cube.

2505
01:46:14,580 --> 01:46:16,560
And you can have a really impressive.

2506
01:46:16,980 --> 01:46:17,620
Screen saver now.

2507
01:46:17,780 --> 01:46:18,860
On your desktop if you want.

2508
01:46:19,220 --> 01:46:21,360
Now I can also press a magical button here.

2509
01:46:21,720 --> 01:46:22,340
The M key.

2510
01:46:22,800 --> 01:46:23,400
And voila.

2511
01:46:23,580 --> 01:46:24,080
There's video.

2512
01:46:24,080 --> 01:46:24,080
There's video.

2513
01:46:24,080 --> 01:46:25,000
There's video in there.

2514
01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:26,680
But you can put video in there as well.

2515
01:46:27,180 --> 01:46:27,480
All right.

2516
01:46:27,540 --> 01:46:28,300
Gizmos 98.

2517
01:46:28,940 --> 01:46:29,000
And.

2518
01:46:29,460 --> 01:46:29,920
Wow.

2519
01:46:30,260 --> 01:46:31,460
Gizmos 98.

2520
01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:33,740
Look at this.

2521
01:46:34,880 --> 01:46:36,100
The Kiki Cube.

2522
01:46:36,220 --> 01:46:37,600
You can even put video in there.

2523
01:46:37,920 --> 01:46:38,780
And she's done that.

2524
01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:40,420
Not only can you have stills.

2525
01:46:40,420 --> 01:46:42,140
But you can put video in there as well.

2526
01:46:42,640 --> 01:46:42,940
All right.

2527
01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:43,780
Gizmos 98.

2528
01:46:45,200 --> 01:46:45,560
Wow.

2529
01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:48,060
And 25 apps.

2530
01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:48,300
What?

2531
01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:49,180
50 bucks or something like that?

2532
01:46:49,200 --> 01:46:49,600
Absolutely.

2533
01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:50,260
Very impressive.

2534
01:46:50,380 --> 01:46:50,760
Thank you.

2535
01:46:51,120 --> 01:46:51,420
All right.

2536
01:46:51,460 --> 01:46:53,400
That's our look at Windows 98, etc.

2537
01:46:53,620 --> 01:46:55,940
I'll be back in just a minute with my pick of the week.

2538
01:47:05,520 --> 01:47:07,020
Now for my pick of the week.

2539
01:47:07,420 --> 01:47:10,640
These days you've got to be connected to email no matter where you are.

2540
01:47:10,720 --> 01:47:14,360
The problem is that usually means literally connected to something by a wire.

2541
01:47:14,700 --> 01:47:18,060
It also means carrying around your laptop so you can access your email account.

2542
01:47:18,440 --> 01:47:18,540
True.

2543
01:47:18,620 --> 01:47:21,060
Some people do email on palm tops and organizers.

2544
01:47:21,220 --> 01:47:23,200
But that's not always a very practical thing to do.

2545
01:47:23,560 --> 01:47:26,760
I have now found the ideal mobile email solution.

2546
01:47:27,220 --> 01:47:29,280
It is this little pager type device.

2547
01:47:29,420 --> 01:47:30,920
This is a lot more than just a pager.

2548
01:47:31,320 --> 01:47:34,100
It is really a wireless mobile internet terminal.

2549
01:47:34,100 --> 01:47:34,720
And look.

2550
01:47:34,840 --> 01:47:35,700
It's to Chris.

2551
01:47:35,800 --> 01:47:36,160
Sorry.

2552
01:47:36,300 --> 01:47:38,280
Something says Chris.

2553
01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:39,160
Sorry.

2554
01:47:39,460 --> 01:47:39,880
Oh, look.

2555
01:47:40,200 --> 01:47:42,660
He's sending a message about a termination.

2556
01:47:44,540 --> 01:47:44,980
Chris.

2557
01:47:45,160 --> 01:47:46,800
Sorry, but you need not apply.

2558
01:47:48,480 --> 01:47:54,960
It's someone who has been rejected of their job interview or something sent on 1998.

2559
01:47:55,120 --> 01:47:56,400
September the 3rd.

2560
01:47:58,900 --> 01:48:00,680
Edit, resend, save, close.

2561
01:48:02,680 --> 01:48:02,940
Next.

2562
01:48:02,940 --> 01:48:04,400
2,700 words.

2563
01:48:04,400 --> 01:48:07,180
As you can see, it comes with a complete QWERTY keyboard.

2564
01:48:07,280 --> 01:48:08,640
So, he's killed.

2565
01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:14,520
Somebody is being killed or either somebody is being sacked or fired or there's something going on.

2566
01:48:14,580 --> 01:48:16,540
This is two years before 9-11.

2567
01:48:16,740 --> 01:48:18,320
This is three years before 9-11.

2568
01:48:19,200 --> 01:48:20,200
September the 2nd.

2569
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:20,200
September the 2nd.

2570
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:20,200
September the 2nd.

2571
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:21,040
1998.

2572
01:48:21,040 --> 01:48:21,200
Sorry.

2573
01:48:21,200 --> 01:48:23,120
Sorry.

2574
01:48:23,120 --> 01:48:24,600
Fenwick.

2575
01:48:24,980 --> 01:48:25,860
We've got something here.

2576
01:48:25,940 --> 01:48:26,080
Look.

2577
01:48:26,260 --> 01:48:26,700
Fenwick.

2578
01:48:26,840 --> 01:48:27,920
Chris Fenwick.

2579
01:48:28,840 --> 01:48:29,400
Fenwick.

2580
01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:32,040
September the 2nd.

2581
01:48:32,120 --> 01:48:32,700
1998.

2582
01:48:33,340 --> 01:48:33,960
To 99.

2583
01:48:34,160 --> 01:48:34,560
2000.

2584
01:48:34,660 --> 01:48:35,140
2001.

2585
01:48:35,920 --> 01:48:40,660
Three years and nine days before 9-11 happened.

2586
01:48:41,760 --> 01:48:48,680
The Terminator was commissioned to take out Chris Fenwick.

2587
01:48:48,760 --> 01:48:50,280
A little pager type device.

2588
01:48:50,400 --> 01:48:51,880
This is a lot more than just a pager.

2589
01:48:51,940 --> 01:48:52,920
Open that message.

2590
01:48:53,100 --> 01:48:53,460
It's really a wireless.

2591
01:48:54,160 --> 01:48:54,660
Fenwick.

2592
01:48:54,900 --> 01:48:56,280
And we've got the email there.

2593
01:48:56,360 --> 01:48:56,480
Look.

2594
01:48:56,600 --> 01:48:58,400
Fenwick at BB Group.

2595
01:48:58,640 --> 01:49:00,680
Big Brother Group, is it?

2596
01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:02,040
BB.

2597
01:49:02,260 --> 01:49:02,960
Big Beautiful.

2598
01:49:03,140 --> 01:49:03,880
Big Busty.

2599
01:49:03,980 --> 01:49:04,640
Big Brother.

2600
01:49:05,260 --> 01:49:05,700
BBC.

2601
01:49:07,420 --> 01:49:07,780
British Broadcasting Group.

2602
01:49:08,160 --> 01:49:08,560
Dot com.

2603
01:49:09,560 --> 01:49:10,500
Get on that guys.

2604
01:49:10,580 --> 01:49:12,040
We need to find out what's going on.

2605
01:49:12,220 --> 01:49:13,840
We've got a dox situation.

2606
01:49:14,020 --> 01:49:15,240
I don't want to be doxing anyone.

2607
01:49:15,340 --> 01:49:16,600
But it's not me that's done it.

2608
01:49:16,760 --> 01:49:17,640
It's been Chief.

2609
01:49:17,800 --> 01:49:20,000
It's been Chief Stewart's doings.

2610
01:49:20,500 --> 01:49:21,900
And also look at the device.

2611
01:49:22,200 --> 01:49:22,740
The rim.

2612
01:49:23,720 --> 01:49:24,820
It's called the rim.

2613
01:49:25,480 --> 01:49:27,260
To and from any email address.

2614
01:49:27,560 --> 01:49:30,720
It can handle text messages up to 2,700 words.

2615
01:49:30,980 --> 01:49:33,660
As you can see it comes with a complete QWERTY keyboard.

2616
01:49:33,660 --> 01:49:34,960
Yes the keys are tiny.

2617
01:49:35,060 --> 01:49:36,100
But you're not typing a novel.

2618
01:49:36,420 --> 01:49:37,200
Just an email.

2619
01:49:37,540 --> 01:49:38,480
And for that it works.

2620
01:49:38,740 --> 01:49:39,020
Chief.

2621
01:49:39,100 --> 01:49:39,380
Chief.

2622
01:49:39,380 --> 01:49:39,380
Chief.

2623
01:49:39,380 --> 01:49:41,060
It's clipboard.

2624
01:49:41,180 --> 01:49:41,680
I'd like to.

2625
01:49:41,740 --> 01:49:42,820
I'd like to see that.

2626
01:49:43,300 --> 01:49:44,360
Thanks very much for the tip.

2627
01:49:44,440 --> 01:49:46,400
The tech really went downhill after 99.

2628
01:49:46,600 --> 01:49:47,280
Thank you very much.

2629
01:49:47,360 --> 01:49:50,620
And also to Luke David Murphy.

2630
01:49:50,620 --> 01:49:52,940
The stock cubes and gizmo hammers.

2631
01:49:52,940 --> 01:49:52,980
The stock cubes and gizmo hammers.

2632
01:49:52,980 --> 01:49:54,500
And kinky cock hammer.

2633
01:49:54,500 --> 01:49:56,200
Thanks very much for that tip there.

2634
01:49:56,940 --> 01:49:58,180
Very very kind of you lads.

2635
01:49:58,180 --> 01:50:00,540
It also has this mouse type device.

2636
01:50:00,540 --> 01:50:03,240
Which lets you scroll through pages or menu items.

2637
01:50:03,600 --> 01:50:04,420
And it has a button.

2638
01:50:04,660 --> 01:50:06,680
Which lets you click on items to select them.

2639
01:50:06,940 --> 01:50:09,300
And like a pager it beeps whenever a new email arrives.

2640
01:50:09,300 --> 01:50:10,280
Luke David Murphy.

2641
01:50:10,440 --> 01:50:11,180
Thank you very much.

2642
01:50:11,360 --> 01:50:12,320
I said that.

2643
01:50:12,520 --> 01:50:13,280
Thank you very much again.

2644
01:50:13,280 --> 01:50:16,340
The device runs on one double A battery for up to 500 hours.

2645
01:50:16,460 --> 01:50:17,320
That's almost a month.

2646
01:50:17,520 --> 01:50:17,980
I don't know.

2647
01:50:18,080 --> 01:50:19,740
500 hours on one double A.

2648
01:50:19,800 --> 01:50:21,020
Sounds a bit sketchy to me.

2649
01:50:21,700 --> 01:50:23,920
It is called the rim interactive.

2650
01:50:24,100 --> 01:50:25,080
It's called the rim.

2651
01:50:25,940 --> 01:50:26,680
Tandem Felix.

2652
01:50:26,860 --> 01:50:28,340
Thank you very much Tandem Felix.

2653
01:50:28,340 --> 01:50:30,060
Kiki has a musical career.

2654
01:50:30,200 --> 01:50:32,120
Look her up on Ask Jeeves.

2655
01:50:33,400 --> 01:50:34,380
From wiki.

2656
01:50:34,520 --> 01:50:36,200
While working at Play Inc.

2657
01:50:36,340 --> 01:50:38,860
Stockhammer joined a Star Trek themed band.

2658
01:50:39,000 --> 01:50:39,660
I could see it.

2659
01:50:40,020 --> 01:50:40,380
She would.

2660
01:50:40,620 --> 01:50:42,780
She'd fit into that Star Trek aesthetic.

2661
01:50:43,460 --> 01:50:46,760
A band of other Play employees called Warp 11.

2662
01:50:47,880 --> 01:50:48,100
Wow.

2663
01:50:49,320 --> 01:50:49,880
Wow.

2664
01:50:50,660 --> 01:50:54,020
The hardware comes from a company called Research in Motion.

2665
01:50:54,420 --> 01:50:56,280
The radio based modem uses the.

2666
01:50:56,280 --> 01:50:58,100
Research in Motion guys.

2667
01:50:58,280 --> 01:50:58,580
Rim.

2668
01:50:58,920 --> 01:51:00,700
Hell South wireless data network.

2669
01:51:01,060 --> 01:51:03,360
Coverage is available in about 90% of the country.

2670
01:51:03,680 --> 01:51:04,640
And it is all digital.

2671
01:51:05,060 --> 01:51:07,260
This little guy is really a problem solver.

2672
01:51:07,520 --> 01:51:09,900
The device itself costs around 350 bucks.

2673
01:51:10,220 --> 01:51:12,280
The service runs $25 a month.

2674
01:51:12,380 --> 01:51:12,560
Yeah.

2675
01:51:12,760 --> 01:51:14,940
I'm sure it does chief.

2676
01:51:15,360 --> 01:51:16,480
I'm sure it does.

2677
01:51:16,940 --> 01:51:18,660
And you're going to say goodbye now are you?

2678
01:51:18,660 --> 01:51:22,100
Where are you going to go to your next beta convention with Stockhammer?

2679
01:51:22,980 --> 01:51:26,100
Probably going to bring poor old fucking Kim Akers with you as well.

2680
01:51:26,180 --> 01:51:29,140
Get her embroiled in some shit that she doesn't even need to be in.

2681
01:51:30,720 --> 01:51:31,780
Some of these people.

2682
01:51:31,780 --> 01:51:36,280
And we look back now and we can see and we really can see what the cabal were all about.

2683
01:51:36,340 --> 01:51:48,400
There he is playing with his little rim.

2684
01:51:48,400 --> 01:51:50,600
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by.

2685
01:51:51,420 --> 01:51:52,240
Fucking disgusting.

2686
01:51:52,720 --> 01:51:57,640
CyberSmith wired for fun and learning with locations in Cambridge, Massachusetts, Palo Alto, California and White Plains, New York.

2687
01:51:58,500 --> 01:52:01,500
And by TechWeb for up to the minute technology news.

2688
01:52:04,480 --> 01:52:07,320
To purchase a videotaped copy of today's program.

2689
01:52:07,760 --> 01:52:08,540
Call toll free.

2690
01:52:08,940 --> 01:52:09,880
20 quid.

2691
01:52:10,040 --> 01:52:13,760
We've we've we've a number.

2692
01:52:14,960 --> 01:52:16,040
We've a number.

2693
01:52:16,320 --> 01:52:19,840
We've got the whole nine yards.

2694
01:52:20,380 --> 01:52:21,360
We've a number.

2695
01:52:21,680 --> 01:52:23,800
They're asking for $20 for that.

2696
01:52:27,240 --> 01:52:28,400
Sorry about this.

2697
01:52:30,200 --> 01:52:31,140
Captain Cabinet.

2698
01:52:31,280 --> 01:52:31,840
Thanks again.

2699
01:52:33,720 --> 01:52:34,580
And Kiki.

2700
01:52:34,760 --> 01:52:35,400
Thank you very much.

2701
01:52:35,560 --> 01:52:39,580
Computer Chronicles 241 Charleston Road, Mountain View, California.

2702
01:52:42,360 --> 01:52:46,340
I bet you it's somewhere near Bohemian Grove.

2703
01:52:48,220 --> 01:52:50,780
Somewhere fecked up like that.

2704
01:52:52,420 --> 01:52:54,540
To be honest, I never knew this would.

2705
01:52:55,040 --> 01:53:01,760
I was I was expecting a night of just lighthearted Compton 3D World Atlas deluxe.

2706
01:53:02,260 --> 01:53:03,460
And now look at us.

2707
01:53:03,520 --> 01:53:04,980
We're only I'm an hour into it.

2708
01:53:05,200 --> 01:53:06,060
We haven't even started.

2709
01:53:06,200 --> 01:53:08,040
We haven't even played one piece of software.

2710
01:53:08,960 --> 01:53:14,280
And I'm I'm sickened by the the shit that we've uncovered here of Computer Chronicles.

2711
01:53:15,980 --> 01:53:17,520
And I'm on the fucking beer.

2712
01:53:18,920 --> 01:53:20,880
It wasn't even meant to be like this.

2713
01:53:21,100 --> 01:53:24,460
But that's what happens when you witness some of this dirt that you uncover.

2714
01:53:26,700 --> 01:53:29,940
That whole stock hammer thing has left a real dirty taste.

2715
01:53:29,940 --> 01:53:34,040
Look up warp 11.

2716
01:53:34,140 --> 01:53:36,120
People telling us to look up the cube.

2717
01:53:36,320 --> 01:53:38,060
People telling us to look up stock hammer.

2718
01:53:38,240 --> 01:53:40,500
Kiki Stockhammer has a band apparently.

2719
01:53:42,120 --> 01:53:43,500
Research in motion job.

2720
01:53:43,580 --> 01:53:44,420
Thank you very much.

2721
01:53:46,400 --> 01:53:49,720
We have a link that came in there from Stockhammer as form.

2722
01:53:49,840 --> 01:53:51,060
I'm just going to click on that now.

2723
01:53:51,060 --> 01:53:55,100
Skate the planet dot com reviews DVD public domain.

2724
01:53:56,840 --> 01:53:57,400
Okay.

2725
01:53:57,540 --> 01:53:58,880
Skateboard and reviews.

2726
01:53:59,580 --> 01:54:02,820
I don't know where that has anything to do with Stockhammer.

2727
01:54:03,040 --> 01:54:04,780
Unless that's her with the fucking skateboards.

2728
01:54:04,940 --> 01:54:05,080
Is it?

2729
01:54:06,740 --> 01:54:10,800
Oh my god.

2730
01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:11,520
It.

2731
01:54:11,820 --> 01:54:12,080
Whoa.

2732
01:54:13,280 --> 01:54:14,700
Stockhammer has form.

2733
01:54:15,780 --> 01:54:17,400
Stockhammer has form guys.

2734
01:54:17,520 --> 01:54:18,400
Wait till you see this.

2735
01:54:18,520 --> 01:54:18,920
You're not gonna.

2736
01:54:19,100 --> 01:54:20,480
You're fucking not gonna believe this.

2737
01:54:20,860 --> 01:54:21,680
It's insane.

2738
01:54:22,200 --> 01:54:22,900
It's insane.

2739
01:54:23,400 --> 01:54:24,240
I'll be back in a minute.

2740
01:54:24,360 --> 01:54:26,120
I just need to crack open another can.

2741
01:54:27,120 --> 01:54:28,800
And that's not a euphemism.

2742
01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:29,800
I really do need.

2743
01:54:29,940 --> 01:54:30,440
I want to.

2744
01:54:30,540 --> 01:54:31,040
I want.

2745
01:54:31,280 --> 01:54:32,840
I want another can.

2746
01:54:32,840 --> 01:54:33,840
I want another can.

2747
01:54:33,840 --> 01:54:34,840
I want another can.

2748
01:54:34,840 --> 01:54:35,840
I want another can.

2749
01:54:35,840 --> 01:54:36,840
I want another can.

2750
01:54:36,840 --> 01:54:37,840
I want another can.

2751
01:54:37,840 --> 01:54:38,840
I want another can.

2752
01:54:38,840 --> 01:54:39,840
I want another can.

2753
01:54:39,840 --> 01:54:40,840
I want another can.

2754
01:54:40,840 --> 01:54:41,840
I want another can.

2755
01:54:41,840 --> 01:54:42,840
I want another can.

2756
01:54:42,840 --> 01:54:43,840
I want another can.

2757
01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:44,840
I want another can.

2758
01:54:44,840 --> 01:55:14,820
Thank you.

2759
01:55:14,820 --> 01:55:21,940
Welcome back, everybody, to Sunday Night Stockhammer with me, Francis Higgins.

2760
01:55:21,980 --> 01:55:29,360
It was meant to be a lighthearted look at Windows 98 software and the operating system, but it has got out of hand.

2761
01:55:29,540 --> 01:55:32,760
Things have got out of hand very, very quickly.

2762
01:55:32,940 --> 01:55:39,680
We delved into a video library of old Windows 98 kind of archive material.

2763
01:55:39,680 --> 01:55:45,820
We found out a couple of naughty, nasty things involving a man called Chief Stewart.

2764
01:55:46,580 --> 01:55:50,300
For all intents and purposes, this guy is a nice guy.

2765
01:55:50,840 --> 01:55:51,520
Look at him there.

2766
01:55:51,660 --> 01:55:52,940
He looks like you could trust him.

2767
01:55:53,480 --> 01:55:54,580
He looks like you could trust him.

2768
01:55:54,880 --> 01:55:55,940
Could you trust him?

2769
01:55:56,600 --> 01:55:57,460
Could you trust him?

2770
01:55:59,120 --> 01:56:02,480
Could you trust that face?

2771
01:56:03,520 --> 01:56:04,400
Maybe he could.

2772
01:56:04,740 --> 01:56:05,680
What about this?

2773
01:56:05,860 --> 01:56:07,340
What about this situation here?

2774
01:56:11,340 --> 01:56:13,840
And look at Kim Akers.

2775
01:56:14,380 --> 01:56:15,960
She's involved in it as well.

2776
01:56:16,840 --> 01:56:19,780
She was really, really into Peanuts.

2777
01:56:20,540 --> 01:56:27,360
The background desktop screensaver, which you could use on Windows 98.

2778
01:56:27,660 --> 01:56:29,160
She was mad into Peanuts.

2779
01:56:31,160 --> 01:56:33,980
And look at the way she's looking at Chief there.

2780
01:56:33,980 --> 01:56:35,380
She can.

2781
01:56:35,700 --> 01:56:36,900
The thing with Chief is.

2782
01:56:37,060 --> 01:56:38,380
The thing with Chief is.

2783
01:56:38,580 --> 01:56:40,060
He's one of those kinds.

2784
01:56:40,560 --> 01:56:47,160
That has all the ladies drawn to him with his magnetic charm, charisma and personality.

2785
01:56:47,700 --> 01:56:52,360
Kim Akers was in awe of Chief Stewart.

2786
01:56:53,260 --> 01:56:55,980
And she wanted to just show him her Peanuts.

2787
01:56:56,540 --> 01:56:57,480
But look at Stewart.

2788
01:56:57,860 --> 01:56:59,260
He got really excited.

2789
01:56:59,620 --> 01:57:01,540
He nearly exploded with pleasure.

2790
01:57:01,540 --> 01:57:04,400
When he got to walk over the studio.

2791
01:57:04,900 --> 01:57:05,460
Slowly.

2792
01:57:05,880 --> 01:57:06,560
And surely.

2793
01:57:07,780 --> 01:57:09,680
To Kiki Stockhammer.

2794
01:57:13,940 --> 01:57:15,120
Welcome Kiki.

2795
01:57:15,260 --> 01:57:16,560
The infamous guys.

2796
01:57:16,840 --> 01:57:19,140
The infamous Kiki Stockhammer.

2797
01:57:19,240 --> 01:57:19,780
Welcome Kiki.

2798
01:57:19,900 --> 01:57:22,560
The infamous Kiki Stockhammer.

2799
01:57:23,400 --> 01:57:23,660
Yeah.

2800
01:57:24,860 --> 01:57:27,460
And we know about Stockhammer now, don't we?

2801
01:57:27,960 --> 01:57:29,160
We know what's going on.

2802
01:57:29,480 --> 01:57:30,080
And you know what?

2803
01:57:30,180 --> 01:57:31,980
We were watching this on the fucking fly.

2804
01:57:32,520 --> 01:57:34,280
As if Stockhammer wouldn't melt.

2805
01:57:35,400 --> 01:57:39,960
Somebody has fucking blown the lid on this wide open.

2806
01:57:40,880 --> 01:57:44,540
Stockhammer here presenting herself like it's some kind of just IT.

2807
01:57:44,900 --> 01:57:46,940
She's an IT kind of gal.

2808
01:57:47,260 --> 01:57:48,560
Does all this IT stuff.

2809
01:57:49,120 --> 01:57:52,160
Went a bit weird when she started showing us herself on a fucking.

2810
01:57:52,160 --> 01:57:54,260
She started first off showing us rats.

2811
01:57:56,080 --> 01:57:57,840
Pretending to us that it was Blade Runner.

2812
01:57:58,880 --> 01:58:00,720
Even he didn't understand that bit.

2813
01:58:01,460 --> 01:58:07,000
Then she went on from rats to show us a birthday slideshow of herself.

2814
01:58:07,620 --> 01:58:10,720
And then this spinning cube.

2815
01:58:10,720 --> 01:58:13,520
I have a really impressive screensaver now on your desktop.

2816
01:58:13,520 --> 01:58:15,500
Called the Kiki Cube.

2817
01:58:15,640 --> 01:58:17,520
And look at the stuff that was on the Kiki Cube.

2818
01:58:18,100 --> 01:58:19,760
And then look.

2819
01:58:19,760 --> 01:58:20,680
There was a video on there.

2820
01:58:20,680 --> 01:58:21,360
And now we can put a video on there.

2821
01:58:21,480 --> 01:58:23,040
But you can put video in there as well.

2822
01:58:23,520 --> 01:58:23,840
All right.

2823
01:58:23,900 --> 01:58:24,680
Gizmos 98.

2824
01:58:25,360 --> 01:58:26,400
Gizmos 98.

2825
01:58:26,980 --> 01:58:27,800
So then we had a little.

2826
01:58:27,880 --> 01:58:29,560
I was just minding my own business.

2827
01:58:29,720 --> 01:58:30,780
Trying to get through this.

2828
01:58:31,360 --> 01:58:34,840
Somebody has sent a message in saying Kiki Stockhammer has form.

2829
01:58:35,200 --> 01:58:36,140
Wait till you see this.

2830
01:58:36,860 --> 01:58:38,060
And thank you very much there.

2831
01:58:38,140 --> 01:58:39,520
Captain Zach and Ricky.

2832
01:58:40,040 --> 01:58:42,180
Here's money to make the international call.

2833
01:58:42,640 --> 01:58:43,300
Thank you very much.

2834
01:58:43,360 --> 01:58:44,760
We'll try and make that call after this.

2835
01:58:44,820 --> 01:58:48,520
But I want to just show you this nugget of stuff.

2836
01:58:49,080 --> 01:58:50,760
That's just after coming through.

2837
01:58:51,420 --> 01:58:52,500
The pipeline.

2838
01:58:54,420 --> 01:58:55,320
Where is it now?

2839
01:58:58,120 --> 01:58:58,520
Okay.

2840
01:59:00,680 --> 01:59:01,080
Okay.

2841
01:59:01,160 --> 01:59:01,920
We can put that.

2842
01:59:02,100 --> 01:59:03,480
Can we put that into the.

2843
01:59:04,520 --> 01:59:05,340
We can't.

2844
01:59:05,480 --> 01:59:06,060
We can't.

2845
01:59:06,140 --> 01:59:07,200
How the fuck do we get that?

2846
01:59:08,220 --> 01:59:08,860
Bear with me.

2847
01:59:08,980 --> 01:59:10,420
I'm trying to open the link.

2848
01:59:13,440 --> 01:59:13,680
HTML.

2849
01:59:14,360 --> 01:59:14,900
Look at that.

2850
01:59:15,880 --> 01:59:16,300
Copy.

2851
01:59:16,800 --> 01:59:17,060
Fuck.

2852
01:59:17,840 --> 01:59:18,060
Yeah.

2853
01:59:18,060 --> 01:59:27,260
Skatetheplanet.com.

2854
01:59:27,420 --> 01:59:28,140
Dream, dream.

2855
01:59:28,220 --> 01:59:28,640
Now I thought.

2856
01:59:28,720 --> 01:59:29,080
Where's.

2857
01:59:29,200 --> 01:59:29,760
Where's this?

2858
01:59:29,860 --> 01:59:30,600
Where's Stockhammer?

2859
01:59:30,700 --> 01:59:32,360
There's nothing here about Stockhammer.

2860
01:59:32,780 --> 01:59:34,980
This is about skateboarding or something.

2861
01:59:35,420 --> 01:59:35,800
I was thinking.

2862
01:59:35,940 --> 01:59:36,200
Is that.

2863
01:59:36,300 --> 01:59:37,360
Is that Stockhammer?

2864
01:59:38,120 --> 01:59:39,440
It's too small to see.

2865
01:59:39,760 --> 01:59:41,100
But a quick scroll down.

2866
01:59:42,700 --> 01:59:43,520
Look at this.

2867
01:59:45,600 --> 01:59:46,040
Stockhammer.

2868
01:59:46,040 --> 01:59:54,020
Stacy Peralta was also one of the first to jump into computer-based editing with NewTek's video toaster.

2869
01:59:54,380 --> 01:59:56,380
Originally available for the Amiga.

2870
01:59:56,740 --> 01:59:59,700
Aside from the involved technical prowess.

2871
01:59:59,700 --> 02:00:05,440
The real asset to the video toaster was its spokesmodel.

2872
02:00:06,840 --> 02:00:08,780
Kiki Stockhammer.

2873
02:00:09,160 --> 02:00:10,820
In the mid-90s.

2874
02:00:11,140 --> 02:00:16,840
This little vixen would do demos at computer trade shows.

2875
02:00:17,540 --> 02:00:18,000
And look.

2876
02:00:18,680 --> 02:00:19,140
I've seen.

2877
02:00:19,140 --> 02:00:19,480
He goes.

2878
02:00:19,540 --> 02:00:20,320
I've seen you.

2879
02:00:20,420 --> 02:00:20,920
We've seen.

2880
02:00:21,040 --> 02:00:21,280
We've.

2881
02:00:21,280 --> 02:00:21,640
We've.

2882
02:00:21,640 --> 02:00:21,640
We've.

2883
02:00:21,640 --> 02:00:21,640
We've.

2884
02:00:21,640 --> 02:00:21,940
We've.

2885
02:00:21,940 --> 02:00:23,200
The infamous Kiki Stockhammer.

2886
02:00:23,300 --> 02:00:24,620
We've seen each other at the fucking.

2887
02:00:24,940 --> 02:00:25,140
The.

2888
02:00:25,140 --> 02:00:25,340
The.

2889
02:00:25,340 --> 02:00:25,440
The.

2890
02:00:25,440 --> 02:00:25,940
The.

2891
02:00:25,940 --> 02:00:26,340
The.

2892
02:00:26,340 --> 02:00:28,300
The beta road show or something.

2893
02:00:28,400 --> 02:00:29,580
The gizmo road show.

2894
02:00:30,420 --> 02:00:31,440
It's fucked up.

2895
02:00:31,560 --> 02:00:31,980
Stockhammer.

2896
02:00:32,100 --> 02:00:32,640
Welcome Kiki.

2897
02:00:32,760 --> 02:00:33,260
Hi Stuart.

2898
02:00:33,320 --> 02:00:35,940
Now some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version.

2899
02:00:36,440 --> 02:00:41,020
Some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version.

2900
02:00:41,540 --> 02:00:42,800
What was he doing there?

2901
02:00:42,800 --> 02:00:43,980
He's a married man.

2902
02:00:43,980 --> 02:00:48,680
Fucked up man.

2903
02:00:51,800 --> 02:00:53,900
Someone says in the chat.

2904
02:00:54,480 --> 02:00:56,160
It was the beta cook show.

2905
02:00:58,260 --> 02:01:00,400
Patine says master beta.

2906
02:01:01,480 --> 02:01:01,960
Gonzo.

2907
02:01:02,200 --> 02:01:04,620
The gonzo road show someone's saying.

2908
02:01:06,060 --> 02:01:09,100
The beta version was her husband.

2909
02:01:11,140 --> 02:01:12,200
Fucking hell.

2910
02:01:12,680 --> 02:01:13,740
We need to go.

2911
02:01:14,140 --> 02:01:14,340
This.

2912
02:01:14,540 --> 02:01:16,540
I'm scared of where this is going lads.

2913
02:01:29,900 --> 02:01:31,180
Look to the horizon.

2914
02:01:32,560 --> 02:01:33,600
Stand proud.

2915
02:01:33,980 --> 02:01:34,960
Look to the horizon.

2916
02:01:37,820 --> 02:01:38,980
You've just done it.

2917
02:01:39,660 --> 02:01:42,380
Step six of the six part poor strategy.

2918
02:01:42,380 --> 02:01:44,340
Stand proud.

2919
02:01:44,340 --> 02:01:44,460
Stand proud.

2920
02:01:44,840 --> 02:01:46,220
Look to the horizon.

2921
02:01:47,060 --> 02:01:48,320
And savor the victory.

2922
02:01:51,520 --> 02:01:52,600
Have you seen that?

2923
02:01:52,680 --> 02:01:53,760
Have you seen that on YouTube?

2924
02:01:54,660 --> 02:01:57,080
There's a six part poor thing.

2925
02:01:59,320 --> 02:02:01,720
There's a six part poor of the pint.

2926
02:02:02,520 --> 02:02:04,460
Or seven or eight part or something.

2927
02:02:04,620 --> 02:02:06,440
And it gets to part six and your man goes.

2928
02:02:07,840 --> 02:02:08,940
Stand proud.

2929
02:02:09,900 --> 02:02:11,160
Look to the horizon.

2930
02:02:11,160 --> 02:02:11,200
Look to the horizon.

2931
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:11,200
Look to the horizon.

2932
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:11,200
Look to the horizon.

2933
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:11,200
Look to the horizon.

2934
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:11,200
Look to the horizon.

2935
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:11,200
Look to the horizon.

2936
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:11,460
Look to the horizon.

2937
02:02:11,460 --> 02:02:12,460
Like of the pint.

2938
02:02:12,460 --> 02:02:13,880
As if the pint is the horizon.

2939
02:02:13,880 --> 02:02:14,800
And he goes.

2940
02:02:14,800 --> 02:02:17,420
Savor the victory.

2941
02:02:17,420 --> 02:02:18,420
Or something like that.

2942
02:02:20,580 --> 02:02:23,100
Maybe we'll just quick detour.

2943
02:02:23,200 --> 02:02:24,820
We'll back to Stockhammer in a minute.

2944
02:02:24,960 --> 02:02:27,200
I just want to show you this six part poor bollocks.

2945
02:02:28,560 --> 02:02:30,600
It's a real great situation.

2946
02:02:31,960 --> 02:02:32,520
Guinness.

2947
02:02:34,300 --> 02:02:34,860
Poor.

2948
02:02:37,420 --> 02:02:38,220
Here we go.

2949
02:02:38,540 --> 02:02:39,020
Beautiful.

2950
02:02:40,720 --> 02:02:41,720
It's a master brewer.

2951
02:02:41,720 --> 02:02:41,760
It's a master brewer.

2952
02:02:42,580 --> 02:02:44,160
Guinness at home with master brewer.

2953
02:02:45,120 --> 02:02:46,140
Connor Williams.

2954
02:02:47,820 --> 02:02:48,400
Hi there.

2955
02:02:48,460 --> 02:02:50,300
I'm Fergal Murray, the Guinness master brewer.

2956
02:02:50,920 --> 02:02:53,640
And everybody deserves a pint of Guinness that looks like this.

2957
02:02:54,140 --> 02:02:55,680
All Guinness adorers want four things.

2958
02:02:55,760 --> 02:02:56,880
They want to go to a great pub.

2959
02:02:57,180 --> 02:02:58,980
They want a bartender that doesn't disappoint.

2960
02:02:59,400 --> 02:03:01,080
The opportunity to drink it with their eyes.

2961
02:03:01,460 --> 02:03:02,240
And then the reward.

2962
02:03:02,360 --> 02:03:04,920
That wonderful Guinness taste as it goes down the back of the tongue.

2963
02:03:05,760 --> 02:03:09,460
To be a great bartender, you need to know the six steps to pour that perfect pint.

2964
02:03:09,720 --> 02:03:12,120
Because the Guinness adora wants to see the magic.

2965
02:03:13,300 --> 02:03:15,120
The Guinness adora.

2966
02:03:16,140 --> 02:03:17,420
Adora the explorer.

2967
02:03:17,780 --> 02:03:19,700
Wants to see the magic of the pint.

2968
02:03:20,840 --> 02:03:22,480
Wait till he gets to step six.

2969
02:03:22,960 --> 02:03:24,220
It's horrendous.

2970
02:03:24,800 --> 02:03:28,220
He looks at the pint as if it's a fucking work of art.

2971
02:03:29,000 --> 02:03:32,480
It is a nice when you look at the cascade.

2972
02:03:32,720 --> 02:03:35,720
Actually, I don't want to go back on what I'm saying here.

2973
02:03:35,840 --> 02:03:38,700
But it's just the way he says stand proud.

2974
02:03:38,720 --> 02:03:40,060
And look to the horizon.

2975
02:03:40,300 --> 02:03:42,820
As if you've just done like a day's work or something.

2976
02:03:43,020 --> 02:03:44,380
You've poured a pint, mate.

2977
02:03:45,020 --> 02:03:46,020
You've poured a pint.

2978
02:03:46,420 --> 02:03:47,320
You've poured a perfect pint.

2979
02:03:47,720 --> 02:03:48,560
There's six steps.

2980
02:03:49,300 --> 02:03:51,580
The first one is to take a nice clean branded glass.

2981
02:03:51,620 --> 02:03:52,540
It has to be branded.

2982
02:03:52,680 --> 02:03:54,040
Otherwise, it doesn't work.

2983
02:03:54,180 --> 02:03:56,160
It needs to say the logo on the front.

2984
02:03:56,160 --> 02:03:59,080
Use the harp logo here as your target.

2985
02:03:59,080 --> 02:04:01,700
The second step, which is the 45 degree angle.

2986
02:04:01,700 --> 02:04:03,300
Aiming spout for the back of the harp.

2987
02:04:04,200 --> 02:04:05,760
Spout for the back of the harp.

2988
02:04:06,760 --> 02:04:07,480
Third step.

2989
02:04:07,820 --> 02:04:08,580
Nice and slow.

2990
02:04:08,860 --> 02:04:10,540
Allow the liquid to bounce off the back of the harp.

2991
02:04:11,320 --> 02:04:12,280
Bounce off.

2992
02:04:12,500 --> 02:04:13,460
You hear that sound.

2993
02:04:14,420 --> 02:04:16,320
Keep the glass at an angle.

2994
02:04:16,680 --> 02:04:18,040
The liquid comes to the bottom of the harp.

2995
02:04:19,180 --> 02:04:20,620
Slowly straighten the glass.

2996
02:04:21,560 --> 02:04:23,060
And the liquid comes to the top of the harp.

2997
02:04:23,340 --> 02:04:23,760
You stop.

2998
02:04:24,600 --> 02:04:25,260
Step four.

2999
02:04:26,840 --> 02:04:27,660
Way too easy.

3000
02:04:27,800 --> 02:04:28,240
Step six.

3001
02:04:28,300 --> 02:04:29,520
Step six is the best.

3002
02:04:29,760 --> 02:04:31,320
Allow the cascade and surge.

3003
02:04:31,420 --> 02:04:33,960
Allow it to come in alive in front of the customer.

3004
02:04:34,800 --> 02:04:36,000
They want to see this.

3005
02:04:36,180 --> 02:04:37,300
They want to see it form.

3006
02:04:37,380 --> 02:04:38,240
They want to see it settle.

3007
02:04:38,600 --> 02:04:43,320
What are happening here is the nitrogen bubbles that are in solution are coming away from the beer.

3008
02:04:43,800 --> 02:04:45,660
That one looks just about right.

3009
02:04:45,880 --> 02:04:49,340
As you can see, the head is formed between the top and bottom of the harp.

3010
02:04:49,820 --> 02:04:52,100
And the white logo has the Guinness behind it.

3011
02:04:53,080 --> 02:04:53,920
So step five.

3012
02:04:54,280 --> 02:04:54,920
Take it back.

3013
02:04:55,640 --> 02:04:56,600
Push the tap away.

3014
02:04:57,480 --> 02:04:59,580
It opens it a little slower so the beer doesn't...

3015
02:04:59,580 --> 02:05:01,500
Look at the finger action on the tap there.

3016
02:05:02,660 --> 02:05:04,360
It's insane.

3017
02:05:04,600 --> 02:05:05,160
Look at that.

3018
02:05:06,000 --> 02:05:07,320
He's using a combination...

3019
02:05:07,320 --> 02:05:11,500
A combo of the middle, the index, and the ring.

3020
02:05:12,320 --> 02:05:17,060
It opens it a little slower so the beer doesn't come in at too high a speed.

3021
02:05:17,600 --> 02:05:19,440
You create that perfectly domed pint.

3022
02:05:19,840 --> 02:05:20,400
Present that.

3023
02:05:20,560 --> 02:05:21,820
Perfectly domed.

3024
02:05:22,240 --> 02:05:23,340
To a fantastic customer.

3025
02:05:23,720 --> 02:05:25,260
Look him in the eye so he can...

3026
02:05:25,260 --> 02:05:25,720
Look at it.

3027
02:05:25,740 --> 02:05:27,880
It turns into a real sensual romantic.

3028
02:05:27,880 --> 02:05:30,140
He wants you to look the other man in the eye.

3029
02:05:30,860 --> 02:05:32,020
Look him in the eye.

3030
02:05:33,100 --> 02:05:34,400
Recognize you just crafted perfectly.

3031
02:05:34,400 --> 02:05:34,880
Perfection.

3032
02:05:35,520 --> 02:05:36,260
Step six.

3033
02:05:36,280 --> 02:05:36,680
Here we go.

3034
02:05:36,820 --> 02:05:37,180
Here we go.

3035
02:05:37,380 --> 02:05:38,180
Standing proud.

3036
02:05:38,400 --> 02:05:39,260
Looking to the horizon.

3037
02:05:39,420 --> 02:05:40,380
Bring your elbow up.

3038
02:05:40,620 --> 02:05:41,660
The elbow as well.

3039
02:05:41,720 --> 02:05:42,420
And look at this bit.

3040
02:05:43,300 --> 02:05:45,060
Look at the Connor Williams of this.

3041
02:05:47,220 --> 02:05:48,120
That's a fucking...

3042
02:05:48,120 --> 02:05:48,840
It looks tiny.

3043
02:05:48,960 --> 02:05:49,840
The pint looks tiny.

3044
02:05:50,240 --> 02:05:51,680
Or he looks massive or something.

3045
02:05:52,120 --> 02:05:53,120
Stand proud.

3046
02:05:53,120 --> 02:05:54,980
Stand proud.

3047
02:05:54,980 --> 02:05:56,560
Look to the horizon.

3048
02:05:56,560 --> 02:05:59,200
Bring the elbow up.

3049
02:05:59,200 --> 02:06:00,980
Stand proud.

3050
02:06:00,980 --> 02:06:04,220
Savor the dream.

3051
02:06:04,220 --> 02:06:09,160
Take a quick sip.

3052
02:06:09,160 --> 02:06:10,440
Pull the liquid through.

3053
02:06:10,440 --> 02:06:11,440
Under the head.

3054
02:06:11,440 --> 02:06:13,300
And watch that flavor explode.

3055
02:06:15,920 --> 02:06:16,900
Sweetness at the front.

3056
02:06:17,320 --> 02:06:18,360
Roastiness at the side.

3057
02:06:18,500 --> 02:06:20,180
And bitterness as it goes down the back of the throat.

3058
02:06:20,920 --> 02:06:21,480
Smooth.

3059
02:06:21,860 --> 02:06:22,440
Cascading.

3060
02:06:29,440 --> 02:06:30,000
Insane.

3061
02:06:30,640 --> 02:06:31,800
It's insane.

3062
02:06:33,360 --> 02:06:34,360
It's insane.

3063
02:06:34,560 --> 02:06:35,400
Perfect line against.

3064
02:06:36,060 --> 02:06:36,680
There you go.

3065
02:06:36,860 --> 02:06:38,860
Guinness with Connor Williams there.

3066
02:06:39,440 --> 02:06:41,680
On the Guinness website.

3067
02:06:41,840 --> 02:06:43,900
You can check that out at your own leisure.

3068
02:06:44,520 --> 02:06:45,520
Right now though.

3069
02:06:45,900 --> 02:06:48,700
What we've got is a little bit of Stockhammer.

3070
02:06:48,860 --> 02:06:50,100
And we're going to go deep into a...

3071
02:06:50,100 --> 02:06:51,040
I never thought...

3072
02:06:51,040 --> 02:06:52,460
I never saw this coming guys.

3073
02:06:52,660 --> 02:06:56,720
It was meant to be a fucking straightforward Windows 98 stream.

3074
02:06:56,840 --> 02:06:59,780
It's turned into a real, real Stockhammer conspiracy.

3075
02:07:01,280 --> 02:07:04,320
Even the name Stockhammer is just insane.

3076
02:07:06,540 --> 02:07:06,980
Stockhammer.

3077
02:07:08,320 --> 02:07:08,760
Stockhammer.

3078
02:07:10,120 --> 02:07:10,560
Stockhammer.

3079
02:07:10,560 --> 02:07:12,240
Stockhammer.

3080
02:07:13,320 --> 02:07:13,920
Stockhammer.

3081
02:07:14,840 --> 02:07:15,420
Sorry.

3082
02:07:15,540 --> 02:07:15,960
Stockhammer.

3083
02:07:17,040 --> 02:07:17,680
Stockhammer.

3084
02:07:18,740 --> 02:07:19,440
Stockhammer.

3085
02:07:20,460 --> 02:07:21,220
Stockhammer.

3086
02:07:22,320 --> 02:07:23,020
Stockhammer.

3087
02:07:24,100 --> 02:07:24,680
Stock.

3088
02:07:25,060 --> 02:07:25,500
Hammer.

3089
02:07:26,100 --> 02:07:26,640
Stockhammer.

3090
02:07:27,660 --> 02:07:28,400
Stockhammer.

3091
02:07:29,460 --> 02:07:30,200
Stockhammer.

3092
02:07:31,280 --> 02:07:31,920
Stock.

3093
02:07:32,180 --> 02:07:32,680
Hammer.

3094
02:07:32,900 --> 02:07:33,200
Stock.

3095
02:07:33,360 --> 02:07:33,860
Stockhammer.

3096
02:07:34,880 --> 02:07:35,620
Stockhammer.

3097
02:07:36,860 --> 02:07:37,220
Kiki.

3098
02:07:38,660 --> 02:07:39,280
Stockhammer.

3099
02:07:39,280 --> 02:08:08,280
¶¶

3100
02:08:08,280 --> 02:08:13,380
We have it here.

3101
02:08:13,760 --> 02:08:17,320
All the evidence is here, in case you ever wanted it,

3102
02:08:18,020 --> 02:08:24,480
about the Computer Chronicles infamous Kiki Stockhammer.

3103
02:08:24,480 --> 02:08:29,340
You thought it was going to be just a Windows 98 sojourn into an operating system.

3104
02:08:29,680 --> 02:08:30,360
You got it wrong.

3105
02:08:30,460 --> 02:08:32,480
It's turned into a fucking...

3106
02:08:32,480 --> 02:08:34,200
Who knows what this is at the moment.

3107
02:08:34,360 --> 02:08:35,680
Kiki Stockhammer, anyway.

3108
02:08:36,640 --> 02:08:40,140
In the mid-90s, this little vixen would do demos.

3109
02:08:40,780 --> 02:08:41,240
What?

3110
02:08:41,600 --> 02:08:44,860
At computer trade shows, demonstrating features,

3111
02:08:45,320 --> 02:08:48,140
including the infamous transitional fade effect,

3112
02:08:48,720 --> 02:08:49,640
and...

3113
02:08:49,640 --> 02:08:51,400
The Kiki Kick.

3114
02:08:56,680 --> 02:08:57,820
The Kiki Kick.

3115
02:08:58,820 --> 02:08:59,660
The Kiki Kick.

3116
02:09:02,280 --> 02:09:03,520
We've got to see that kick.

3117
02:09:03,600 --> 02:09:04,540
We need to find the kick.

3118
02:09:08,400 --> 02:09:10,340
Luke David Murphy, thank you very much.

3119
02:09:10,520 --> 02:09:12,280
Fiber Wave 98, thanks very much.

3120
02:09:12,400 --> 02:09:13,740
And Stockhammer Syndrome.

3121
02:09:15,320 --> 02:09:18,820
We're going deeper into the never...

3122
02:09:18,820 --> 02:09:20,740
The back of yon here.

3123
02:09:20,740 --> 02:09:22,980
Renowned on the Comdex trade show circuit,

3124
02:09:23,100 --> 02:09:24,180
she made quips like,

3125
02:09:24,600 --> 02:09:29,400
there's nothing more appealing than a technical guru in hot pants,

3126
02:09:29,860 --> 02:09:36,740
showing you how to use the latest and greatest technological breakthroughs.

3127
02:09:38,500 --> 02:09:38,900
Stockhammer.

3128
02:09:40,740 --> 02:09:41,200
Let's see.

3129
02:09:41,320 --> 02:09:42,920
Let's find Stockhammer there.

3130
02:09:42,960 --> 02:09:44,180
We need a close-up of Stockhammer.

3131
02:09:46,020 --> 02:09:46,760
There she is.

3132
02:09:50,260 --> 02:09:50,660
Stockhammer.

3133
02:09:52,080 --> 02:09:53,220
We'll repeat that track.

3134
02:09:54,160 --> 02:09:54,820
She's got rats.

3135
02:09:54,920 --> 02:09:56,320
She's into rats as well.

3136
02:09:56,580 --> 02:09:56,880
Weird.

3137
02:09:56,880 --> 02:09:56,940
Weird.

3138
02:09:57,500 --> 02:09:58,260
Rat singer.

3139
02:09:58,680 --> 02:09:59,240
Stockhammer.

3140
02:09:59,880 --> 02:10:00,440
Stockhammer.

3141
02:10:03,440 --> 02:10:04,000
Stockhammer.

3142
02:10:05,120 --> 02:10:05,700
Stockhammer.

3143
02:10:08,740 --> 02:10:09,380
Viper Wave.

3144
02:10:10,400 --> 02:10:10,800
98.

3145
02:10:10,980 --> 02:10:11,840
Thank you very much.

3146
02:10:16,660 --> 02:10:17,840
Let's have a little look here.

3147
02:10:17,980 --> 02:10:18,420
We're going to...

3148
02:10:18,420 --> 02:10:20,480
We'll go back to the rats there.

3149
02:10:20,580 --> 02:10:21,280
Some rats.

3150
02:10:21,840 --> 02:10:22,940
Weird shit, man.

3151
02:10:23,360 --> 02:10:24,580
Let's go to the cube as well.

3152
02:10:24,640 --> 02:10:25,640
There's the Kiki Cube.

3153
02:10:27,020 --> 02:10:27,980
Weird shit, man.

3154
02:10:35,420 --> 02:10:36,080
There we go.

3155
02:10:37,640 --> 02:10:40,720
Currently, she's a singer-dancer.

3156
02:10:40,880 --> 02:10:41,840
This is Kiki Stockhard.

3157
02:10:41,920 --> 02:10:46,080
Currently, she's a singer-dancer for a Star Trek-themed rock band.

3158
02:10:46,160 --> 02:10:49,580
I guess the wealth from the tech sector ran dry in a hurry.

3159
02:10:49,920 --> 02:10:50,700
What's that meant to mean?

3160
02:10:51,300 --> 02:11:00,940
What kind of sordid, lewd, disgusting, double innuendo entendre thing is that?

3161
02:11:02,940 --> 02:11:06,080
Public domain starts off with Peralta dragging out of bed.

3162
02:11:06,920 --> 02:11:09,500
And head in door on a square-oh, there's not- there's not- there's not- Mike Vallali.

3163
02:11:09,600 --> 02:11:11,440
This is a load of skateboarders.

3164
02:11:12,560 --> 02:11:13,540
Kiki Stockhammer.

3165
02:11:13,640 --> 02:11:14,440
Let's have a little look.

3166
02:11:14,480 --> 02:11:17,020
We'll go deeper here and see if we can find any more about her.

3167
02:11:18,620 --> 02:11:22,380
Kiki Stockhammer.

3168
02:11:22,380 --> 02:11:22,440
Hammer.

3169
02:11:26,900 --> 02:11:27,700
Wow.

3170
02:11:28,020 --> 02:11:29,600
There's a rake of stuff.

3171
02:11:30,360 --> 02:11:31,440
There's a rake of stuff.

3172
02:11:34,000 --> 02:11:34,940
Kiki at midnight.

3173
02:11:36,860 --> 02:11:37,420
Wow.

3174
02:11:39,780 --> 02:11:40,820
Kiki at midnight.

3175
02:11:40,960 --> 02:11:42,200
Kiki Stockhammer.

3176
02:11:42,560 --> 02:11:43,640
Tech evangelist.

3177
02:11:46,640 --> 02:11:47,160
Wow.

3178
02:11:48,360 --> 02:11:49,240
Stockhammer.

3179
02:11:51,120 --> 02:11:51,520
Stockhammer.

3180
02:11:52,520 --> 02:11:53,440
Stockhammer.

3181
02:11:53,840 --> 02:11:54,600
Look at this.

3182
02:11:54,840 --> 02:11:55,500
Stockhammer.

3183
02:11:56,280 --> 02:11:57,020
Stockhammer.

3184
02:11:58,020 --> 02:11:58,860
Stockhammer.

3185
02:11:59,680 --> 02:12:00,680
Stockhammer.

3186
02:12:01,560 --> 02:12:02,240
Kiki.

3187
02:12:02,760 --> 02:12:04,300
She's on the trombone.

3188
02:12:05,320 --> 02:12:05,960
Stockhammer.

3189
02:12:07,140 --> 02:12:07,780
Stockhammer.

3190
02:12:10,760 --> 02:12:11,360
Stockhammer.

3191
02:12:12,520 --> 02:12:13,160
Stockhammer.

3192
02:12:14,040 --> 02:12:16,220
The lad from fucking The Offspring.

3193
02:12:16,340 --> 02:12:18,680
Even The Offspring fucker.

3194
02:12:18,900 --> 02:12:21,260
Look at the- look at the way she has the hand on his arm.

3195
02:12:21,320 --> 02:12:21,520
Look.

3196
02:12:22,620 --> 02:12:24,780
Pretty fly for a white guy.

3197
02:12:25,860 --> 02:12:26,420
Stockhammer.

3198
02:12:27,480 --> 02:12:28,120
Stockhammer.

3199
02:12:29,520 --> 02:12:30,560
Stockhammer.

3200
02:12:30,680 --> 02:12:33,520
Sorry am I- am I- I hope I'm not fucking breaking the mic.

3201
02:12:35,200 --> 02:12:35,920
Anguish Panda.

3202
02:12:36,040 --> 02:12:36,640
Thanks very much.

3203
02:12:36,720 --> 02:12:37,460
Aaron Brennan.

3204
02:12:37,560 --> 02:12:38,160
Thanks very much.

3205
02:12:38,260 --> 02:12:39,020
Stock- check.

3206
02:12:39,280 --> 02:12:40,100
Stockhammer Wikipedia.

3207
02:12:40,700 --> 02:12:41,220
Thanks very much.

3208
02:12:41,280 --> 02:12:43,600
Someone has edited the Wikipedia of Stockhammer.

3209
02:12:44,260 --> 02:12:45,700
Is that- should we look at that?

3210
02:12:45,760 --> 02:12:46,960
I mean it's too easy isn't it?

3211
02:12:47,240 --> 02:12:50,640
It's too easy to just edit a Wikipedia article.

3212
02:12:51,860 --> 02:12:52,840
Warp 11.

3213
02:12:54,440 --> 02:12:55,240
Look at this.

3214
02:12:55,400 --> 02:12:59,360
Is that a- is that one of those parody fucking adult films?

3215
02:12:59,360 --> 02:13:01,720
Wow.

3216
02:13:01,720 --> 02:13:01,800
Wow.

3217
02:13:07,300 --> 02:13:08,200
Stockhammer.

3218
02:13:09,200 --> 02:13:10,020
Stockhammer.

3219
02:13:11,020 --> 02:13:11,820
Stockhammer.

3220
02:13:13,000 --> 02:13:13,380
Kiki.

3221
02:13:14,580 --> 02:13:15,380
Stockhammer.

3222
02:13:16,320 --> 02:13:17,300
Look at this lad.

3223
02:13:19,700 --> 02:13:23,700
I just met Kiki Stockhammer at the Amiga 30 event.

3224
02:13:25,780 --> 02:13:27,200
Harry McCracken.

3225
02:13:31,800 --> 02:13:33,100
I don't know lads.

3226
02:13:33,360 --> 02:13:34,480
This is getting fucked up.

3227
02:13:35,620 --> 02:13:36,220
This is weird.

3228
02:13:36,220 --> 02:13:52,920
Stock hammer.

3229
02:13:52,920 --> 02:13:53,980
Stock hammer.

3230
02:13:57,260 --> 02:14:00,820
Stock hammer.

3231
02:14:00,820 --> 02:14:11,180
Stock hammer.

3232
02:14:11,180 --> 02:14:13,120
Bloody hell.

3233
02:14:14,120 --> 02:14:15,220
Schlug's owl book.

3234
02:14:15,300 --> 02:14:15,980
Thanks so much.

3235
02:14:18,880 --> 02:14:20,580
Who's that fucking demon?

3236
02:14:20,760 --> 02:14:21,860
He's dodgy, that lad.

3237
02:14:22,940 --> 02:14:23,940
We need to...

3238
02:14:23,940 --> 02:14:25,720
You want to watch out for him, stock hammer.

3239
02:14:25,800 --> 02:14:26,340
He's dodgy.

3240
02:14:27,460 --> 02:14:28,020
Tricasters.

3241
02:14:28,580 --> 02:14:30,020
The fuck is Tricasters?

3242
02:14:30,020 --> 02:14:31,020
The fuck is Tricasters.

3243
02:14:31,020 --> 02:14:32,020
The fuck is Tricasters.

3244
02:14:32,020 --> 02:14:33,020
The fuck is Tricasters.

3245
02:14:33,020 --> 02:14:34,020
The fuck is Tricasters.

3246
02:14:34,020 --> 02:14:35,020
The fuck is Tricasters.

3247
02:14:35,020 --> 02:14:36,020
The fuck is Tricasters.

3248
02:14:36,020 --> 02:14:37,020
The fuck is Tricasters.

3249
02:14:37,020 --> 02:14:38,020
The fuck is Tricasters.

3250
02:14:38,020 --> 02:14:39,020
The fuck is Tricasters.

3251
02:14:39,020 --> 02:14:40,020
Stock hammer.

3252
02:14:40,020 --> 02:14:41,020
Stock hammer.

3253
02:14:41,020 --> 02:14:42,020
Stock hammer.

3254
02:14:42,020 --> 02:14:43,020
Stock hammer.

3255
02:14:43,020 --> 02:14:44,020
Stock hammer.

3256
02:14:44,020 --> 02:14:46,020
What's that about, look?

3257
02:14:46,020 --> 02:14:50,020
I don't want to go to heaven as long as they have Vulcans in Hell an album.

3258
02:14:50,020 --> 02:14:51,020
Warp 11.

3259
02:14:51,020 --> 02:14:56,020
Let's have a look at Warp 11.

3260
02:14:56,020 --> 02:15:03,020
We have a video of stock hammer.

3261
02:15:03,020 --> 02:15:06,020
We have a video of stock hammer.

3262
02:15:06,020 --> 02:15:08,020
This is not a drill.

3263
02:15:08,020 --> 02:15:12,020
We have a video of stock hammer that isn't the one that we've seen already.

3264
02:15:12,020 --> 02:15:21,020
Hello everyone and welcome to the new tech Tricaster 850 extreme webcast.

3265
02:15:21,020 --> 02:15:23,020
I'm Kiki Stock hammer and with me-

3266
02:15:23,020 --> 02:15:25,020
Whoa, how many, what was that?

3267
02:15:25,020 --> 02:15:28,020
The Tricaster 850 extreme webcast.

3268
02:15:28,020 --> 02:15:33,020
Is that the lad that said Fat 32 in the fucking thing?

3269
02:15:33,020 --> 02:15:38,020
Is that the lad that went Fat 32 back in Windows 98?

3270
02:15:38,020 --> 02:15:41,020
Because if it is, then all the pieces are coming together.

3271
02:15:41,020 --> 02:15:48,020
And also it kind of makes me think I need to rebrand and rename the stream something cool

3272
02:15:48,020 --> 02:15:54,020
like new tech Tricaster 850 extreme rather than just Francis Higgins stream.

3273
02:15:54,020 --> 02:16:00,020
Hello everyone and welcome to the new tech Tricaster 850 extreme webcast.

3274
02:16:00,020 --> 02:16:04,020
I'm Kiki Stock hammer and with me today is none other than Don balance.

3275
02:16:04,020 --> 02:16:07,020
Today we're going to be sharing with you some of the powerful new-

3276
02:16:07,020 --> 02:16:09,020
Don balance.

3277
02:16:09,020 --> 02:16:27,020
capabilities of the Tricaster 850 extreme with ISO quarter technology.

3278
02:16:27,020 --> 02:16:31,020
That's right Kiki and we're also going to take a listen to some new tech customers and hear

3279
02:16:31,020 --> 02:16:32,020
what they have to say about-

3280
02:16:32,020 --> 02:16:33,020
Don balance.

3281
02:16:33,020 --> 02:16:34,020
His name is Don balance.

3282
02:16:34,020 --> 02:16:41,020
So the original guy who said Fat 32.

3283
02:16:41,020 --> 02:16:47,020
How the 850 extreme has changed the way they produce and deliver their video production.

3284
02:16:47,020 --> 02:16:54,020
Most definitely the Tricaster 850 extreme is a revolutionary new production platform that makes multi-camera

3285
02:16:54,020 --> 02:16:56,020
live production easier than ever.

3286
02:16:56,020 --> 02:16:59,020
You know it boasts a lot of new features like the ISO.

3287
02:16:59,020 --> 02:17:01,020
What year was this?

3288
02:17:01,020 --> 02:17:02,020
2011.

3289
02:17:02,020 --> 02:17:04,020
What's Stock hammer doing now?

3290
02:17:04,020 --> 02:17:05,020
Stock hammer.

3291
02:17:05,020 --> 02:17:06,020
Look at this.

3292
02:17:06,020 --> 02:17:08,020
People are on to people.

3293
02:17:08,020 --> 02:17:10,020
Kiki Stock hammer.

3294
02:17:10,020 --> 02:17:12,020
Says Amos non new.

3295
02:17:12,020 --> 02:17:15,020
Don't know if you can see this guys.

3296
02:17:15,020 --> 02:17:16,020
We need to.

3297
02:17:16,020 --> 02:17:21,020
We need to bump up this screen here.

3298
02:17:21,020 --> 02:17:22,020
Oh yeah.

3299
02:17:22,020 --> 02:17:23,020
Oh fuck.

3300
02:17:23,020 --> 02:17:24,020
Sorry.

3301
02:17:24,020 --> 02:17:25,020
Sorry.

3302
02:17:25,020 --> 02:17:26,020
Sorry.

3303
02:17:26,020 --> 02:17:28,020
Someone's like Stock hammer.

3304
02:17:28,020 --> 02:17:29,020
I knew it was you.

3305
02:17:29,020 --> 02:17:30,020
There is.

3306
02:17:30,020 --> 02:17:31,020
Look.

3307
02:17:31,020 --> 02:17:32,020
Stock hammer.

3308
02:17:32,020 --> 02:17:33,020
Amos non new.

3309
02:17:33,020 --> 02:17:34,020
Kiki Stock hammer.

3310
02:17:34,020 --> 02:17:35,020
At Climation mark.

3311
02:17:35,020 --> 02:17:38,020
She reminds me of the good old Amiga days.

3312
02:17:38,020 --> 02:17:39,020
Amiga days.

3313
02:17:39,020 --> 02:17:43,020
Where can I buy the virtual editor Tricaster demo new tech.

3314
02:17:43,020 --> 02:17:45,020
Who cares.

3315
02:17:45,020 --> 02:17:46,020
Let's have a look.

3316
02:17:46,020 --> 02:17:48,020
Kiki rocks my world.

3317
02:17:48,020 --> 02:17:50,020
Says Richard Vilgas.

3318
02:17:50,020 --> 02:17:53,020
And then Dave triplet says.

3319
02:17:53,020 --> 02:17:54,020
Oh yeah.

3320
02:17:54,020 --> 02:17:56,020
Kiki brought me here.

3321
02:17:56,020 --> 02:17:57,020
And then two.

3322
02:17:57,020 --> 02:17:58,020
Parentheses.

3323
02:17:58,020 --> 02:17:59,020
Close brackets.

3324
02:17:59,020 --> 02:18:01,020
But there was no opening bracket.

3325
02:18:01,020 --> 02:18:03,020
And he's also put two apostrophes after the.

3326
02:18:03,020 --> 02:18:04,020
Oh yeah.

3327
02:18:04,020 --> 02:18:06,020
It's fucking weird man.

3328
02:18:06,020 --> 02:18:08,020
And then he's back again.

3329
02:18:08,020 --> 02:18:09,020
Richard Vilgas.

3330
02:18:09,020 --> 02:18:10,020
Ew.

3331
02:18:10,020 --> 02:18:11,020
Glenn Beck uses a Tricaster.

3332
02:18:11,020 --> 02:18:12,020
I hide in shame.

3333
02:18:12,020 --> 02:18:14,020
I don't know what a Tricaster is.

3334
02:18:14,020 --> 02:18:15,020
Look at that though.

3335
02:18:15,020 --> 02:18:16,020
Look at this.

3336
02:18:16,020 --> 02:18:19,020
There's another video of the chief.

3337
02:18:19,020 --> 02:18:22,020
Just have a quick look at the chief video there.

3338
02:18:22,020 --> 02:18:23,020
Chief video there.

3339
02:18:25,680 --> 02:18:30,920
This is a tube. Once upon a time when your radio broke down, you would take one of these out of the back.

3340
02:18:31,220 --> 02:18:33,240
Take it down to a store like this called a Radio Shack.

3341
02:18:33,240 --> 02:18:39,300
Wow, it's a younger Chief as well. This is probably back in the day when he was going to the fucking beta convention with Stock Bubble.

3342
02:18:40,100 --> 02:18:44,760
Test it, buy a new one, and probably buy some other electronic junk while you were here.

3343
02:18:45,240 --> 02:18:49,700
But nowadays you're just as likely to walk out of a Radio Shack store carrying computer software.

3344
02:18:50,340 --> 02:18:52,000
$12.99 for that, York.

3345
02:18:52,000 --> 02:18:53,000
Fucking hell.

3346
02:18:54,500 --> 02:19:01,300
The power that you can get for that price nowadays, 20 megahertz, 85 megabyte hard drive.

3347
02:19:01,460 --> 02:19:04,980
Sure, a film would be 700 at the very least.

3348
02:19:05,320 --> 02:19:07,600
And you're talking not even full HD.

3349
02:19:08,720 --> 02:19:11,700
Film would be 700 megabytes.

3350
02:19:13,280 --> 02:19:15,560
85 megabyte hard drive.

3351
02:19:15,740 --> 02:19:21,980
86 PC for from the Model 1 to the Model 100, from the color computer to the new multimedia PC.

3352
02:19:21,980 --> 02:19:26,300
These handy Radio Shack has played a significant role in the growth of personal computers.

3353
02:19:26,680 --> 02:19:27,380
Skip on there.

3354
02:19:27,380 --> 02:19:28,880
Give us an idea of what they can do.

3355
02:19:28,940 --> 02:19:29,840
Sure, these are actually...

3356
02:19:29,840 --> 02:19:31,280
Wow. And we can get some...

3357
02:19:31,280 --> 02:19:32,600
Look at the lighting.

3358
02:19:34,100 --> 02:19:35,760
Some amazing lighting on that.

3359
02:19:36,940 --> 02:19:37,780
It's beautiful.

3360
02:19:37,780 --> 02:19:43,380
It's a traditional thatched cottage.

3361
02:19:46,240 --> 02:19:47,240
Here utilizing a touchscreen.

3362
02:19:47,240 --> 02:19:47,740
Okay, now this is...

3363
02:19:47,740 --> 02:19:48,800
Yeah, you're touchscreening now.

3364
02:19:48,900 --> 02:19:48,980
Yeah.

3365
02:19:48,980 --> 02:19:49,380
That's right.

3366
02:19:49,440 --> 02:19:52,300
A touchscreen, which is an optional extra to the MPC.

3367
02:19:52,920 --> 02:19:55,980
And here is an information kiosk, electronic catalog.

3368
02:19:56,240 --> 02:19:57,400
Thank you very much, my friend.

3369
02:19:57,540 --> 02:19:59,000
You can smash windows with a hammer.

3370
02:19:59,540 --> 02:20:00,620
Stock can be checked.

3371
02:20:00,980 --> 02:20:01,740
Stock hammer.

3372
02:20:02,440 --> 02:20:04,040
The rabbit hole deepens maybe.

3373
02:20:04,560 --> 02:20:06,020
We've hit on something here tonight.

3374
02:20:06,080 --> 02:20:07,360
I'm glad you were here to witness it.

3375
02:20:07,880 --> 02:20:12,700
You wouldn't really have believed it if we'd have said to you afterwards what it was.

3376
02:20:13,840 --> 02:20:18,920
Let's say, for example, you want to look at the antennas.

3377
02:20:19,080 --> 02:20:20,360
And you can just select there.

3378
02:20:20,500 --> 02:20:23,240
And I happen to be interested in the cordless phone antenna.

3379
02:20:23,580 --> 02:20:25,240
And he's interested in the phone.

3380
02:20:25,360 --> 02:20:27,160
And he's interested in the touchscreen as well.

3381
02:20:27,680 --> 02:20:31,120
And look at that for a real sensual mullet.

3382
02:20:31,300 --> 02:20:37,680
It's a magnificent hairstyle, which never really looked okay.

3383
02:20:38,100 --> 02:20:41,600
By all those who adorned it and worshipped it.

3384
02:20:42,180 --> 02:20:44,320
It's grandeur.

3385
02:20:45,960 --> 02:20:48,000
And look at the state.

3386
02:20:48,160 --> 02:20:49,700
It's an insane concept.

3387
02:20:50,580 --> 02:20:51,560
How did it happen?

3388
02:20:51,880 --> 02:20:55,200
And how did they not know at the time?

3389
02:20:55,640 --> 02:20:57,560
It was a different age, a different time.

3390
02:20:58,640 --> 02:20:59,540
But by God.

3391
02:21:00,220 --> 02:21:02,140
It's a field in solving service problems.

3392
02:21:02,340 --> 02:21:03,700
But there's another whole area.

3393
02:21:03,700 --> 02:21:04,020
And that's Richard.

3394
02:21:04,200 --> 02:21:05,780
I thought for a second, my head was in the ring.

3395
02:21:05,860 --> 02:21:08,080
I thought his name was Charred Landry.

3396
02:21:08,500 --> 02:21:11,700
Thank God it wasn't Charred, because that would have made things even more.

3397
02:21:11,700 --> 02:21:13,000
insane.

3398
02:21:13,220 --> 02:21:16,480
His name is Richard Landry of MPC World.

3399
02:21:16,620 --> 02:21:20,300
It relates to people going out into the field and selling to other people.

3400
02:21:21,980 --> 02:21:22,340
Presentations.

3401
02:21:22,480 --> 02:21:25,460
The ability to have the whole multimedia package in your briefcase.

3402
02:21:25,600 --> 02:21:25,760
Sure.

3403
02:21:25,840 --> 02:21:28,300
And the presentation is market right now, making slides.

3404
02:21:28,540 --> 02:21:31,460
And look, you can see the tiny patch there.

3405
02:21:32,320 --> 02:21:34,260
Like, it's close to a $5 billion market.

3406
02:21:34,960 --> 02:21:40,580
These kinds of things can allow somebody to whip up a presentation and all the time fast and bring it right out to the client.

3407
02:21:40,840 --> 02:21:41,000
Okay.

3408
02:21:41,220 --> 02:21:41,800
Yeah, I'm sorry, Michael.

3409
02:21:41,840 --> 02:21:42,400
Let's get back.

3410
02:21:42,640 --> 02:21:43,620
So, what else?

3411
02:21:43,740 --> 02:21:44,680
What was that about?

3412
02:21:45,000 --> 02:21:45,880
Look at the thatch.

3413
02:21:46,000 --> 02:21:46,860
It's fucking amazing.

3414
02:21:47,020 --> 02:21:47,160
Look.

3415
02:21:47,240 --> 02:21:48,820
What was the little tap on the nose?

3416
02:21:48,880 --> 02:21:49,920
Was that a signal?

3417
02:21:50,140 --> 02:21:51,280
What else would you show me in this?

3418
02:21:51,520 --> 02:21:52,200
I mean, how about...

3419
02:21:52,200 --> 02:21:53,060
Yeah, I'm sorry, Michael.

3420
02:21:53,100 --> 02:21:53,700
Let's get back.

3421
02:21:53,940 --> 02:21:54,780
So, what else?

3422
02:21:56,220 --> 02:21:57,580
He goes like this.

3423
02:21:58,980 --> 02:22:00,000
Yeah, I'm sorry, Michael.

3424
02:22:00,120 --> 02:22:00,700
I'm sorry.

3425
02:22:01,880 --> 02:22:04,020
I'm thinking we won't recognize what's going on.

3426
02:22:04,100 --> 02:22:05,560
There's something fucking going on, man.

3427
02:22:05,560 --> 02:22:07,220
I'm just going to check the windows for a moment.

3428
02:22:15,220 --> 02:22:16,180
Yeah, we're okay.

3429
02:22:16,260 --> 02:22:16,680
We're okay.

3430
02:22:16,760 --> 02:22:17,160
We're okay.

3431
02:22:19,880 --> 02:22:21,000
There's fucking food.

3432
02:22:21,000 --> 02:22:27,340
I'm a little bit spoofed out by what's going on here.

3433
02:22:27,560 --> 02:22:29,540
We haven't even gotten to Windows 98.

3434
02:22:29,780 --> 02:22:32,660
We're just stuck in this fucking stock hammer situation.

3435
02:22:34,220 --> 02:22:37,200
I'm going to have an Activia here and see how we get on.

3436
02:22:37,200 --> 02:22:56,060
What else would you show me in this?

3437
02:22:56,120 --> 02:22:57,520
What the fuck was that about, man?

3438
02:22:57,540 --> 02:23:00,200
That little tap of the cheek, the touch of the cheek.

3439
02:23:02,200 --> 02:23:03,200
Bring it right out to the client.

3440
02:23:03,480 --> 02:23:03,660
Okay.

3441
02:23:03,860 --> 02:23:04,420
Yeah, I'm sorry, Michael.

3442
02:23:04,480 --> 02:23:05,040
Let's get back.

3443
02:23:05,600 --> 02:23:06,380
Look at that.

3444
02:23:06,760 --> 02:23:07,240
Weird, man.

3445
02:23:07,320 --> 02:23:12,980
And that is Cook's Corner Bar on Newcastle Road in Galway.

3446
02:23:14,020 --> 02:23:15,240
Do you know the little crossroads?

3447
02:23:15,340 --> 02:23:22,200
You're going up to Shantla, or you can turn left to go to Salt Hill, or you can turn right to go up to Newcastle.

3448
02:23:23,200 --> 02:23:29,300
And there's Cook's Corner Shop, and then the bar next to it is there, right there.

3449
02:23:29,760 --> 02:23:30,860
What else would you show me in this?

3450
02:23:31,040 --> 02:23:32,020
I mean, how about the multimedia?

3451
02:23:32,120 --> 02:23:33,400
I haven't heard anybody sing yet out of this.

3452
02:23:33,400 --> 02:23:33,640
Sure.

3453
02:23:33,760 --> 02:23:37,800
Well, this machine actually does have a headphone jack, so we do have a limited multimedia capability.

3454
02:23:38,240 --> 02:23:39,620
I'm going to put in another disc here.

3455
02:23:39,680 --> 02:23:39,920
Okay.

3456
02:23:40,060 --> 02:23:42,340
And this is a demonstration of an online catalog.

3457
02:23:42,800 --> 02:23:46,100
What you can do here is actually order different components or parts.

3458
02:23:46,680 --> 02:23:52,200
You can make a selection from a list of different things that you like, and it will print out an invoice that you can fax to the manufacturer.

3459
02:23:52,840 --> 02:23:54,100
So let me load that up here.

3460
02:23:54,660 --> 02:24:01,020
This is a perfect example of a sales situation where you're actually in someone's office and making a sale.

3461
02:24:01,880 --> 02:24:03,940
And you've got your whole catalog with you on the CD-ROM.

3462
02:24:04,120 --> 02:24:04,460
That's right.

3463
02:24:04,600 --> 02:24:06,460
And we're going to get some music here in a second.

3464
02:24:08,840 --> 02:24:10,140
Okay, just loading up now?

3465
02:24:10,340 --> 02:24:10,520
Mm-hmm.

3466
02:24:10,740 --> 02:24:11,260
There's some more.

3467
02:24:12,800 --> 02:24:15,480
And so you see that we do get a limited amount of multimedia functionality.

3468
02:24:16,120 --> 02:24:16,440
Wow.

3469
02:24:16,580 --> 02:24:23,000
As we saw before, because you have the kind of things you saw in the first segment on the machines with a training disc or something like that.

3470
02:24:23,340 --> 02:24:23,500
Sure.

3471
02:24:24,040 --> 02:24:25,040
Wow.

3472
02:24:25,160 --> 02:24:26,880
Have you heard the chord progression in that?

3473
02:24:27,700 --> 02:24:29,000
That's fucking beautiful.

3474
02:24:29,700 --> 02:24:31,460
They've even mixed the audio there.

3475
02:24:31,580 --> 02:24:42,000
So it's like they put the startup sound of that machine to the point where you kind of can't really hear Chief Thatcher's what he's saying.

3476
02:24:43,980 --> 02:24:47,700
But listen to the chord progression of the tune, the little MIDI tune that's played here.

3477
02:24:48,220 --> 02:24:49,340
This is beautiful.

3478
02:24:49,660 --> 02:24:51,960
It's unparalleled, unprecedented.

3479
02:24:52,280 --> 02:24:54,120
We didn't even see this coming at the beginning of the night.

3480
02:24:57,120 --> 02:25:01,780
And so you see that we do get a limited amount of multimedia functionality.

3481
02:25:01,960 --> 02:25:09,060
Now, as we saw before, could you have the kind of thing we saw in the first segment on the Tandy machines with a training disc or something like that?

3482
02:25:09,420 --> 02:25:09,580
Sure.

3483
02:25:09,960 --> 02:25:17,220
The difference between the two machines is that there was no need to do that key change there.

3484
02:25:17,220 --> 02:25:20,880
They could have kept it going, but let's just hear that key change once more.

3485
02:25:21,120 --> 02:25:22,080
Or something like that.

3486
02:25:22,420 --> 02:25:22,620
Sure.

3487
02:25:23,020 --> 02:25:26,560
The difference between the two machines is the type of audio that they can produce.

3488
02:25:26,940 --> 02:25:30,940
This produces Redbook audio, which is not quite up to the MPC standard.

3489
02:25:31,140 --> 02:25:31,380
Right.

3490
02:25:32,240 --> 02:25:32,540
All right.

3491
02:25:32,600 --> 02:25:35,080
Now, if you can, I can ask you to shut this down for a second.

3492
02:25:35,260 --> 02:25:36,220
Just take this box.

3493
02:25:36,300 --> 02:25:37,040
It's annoying.

3494
02:25:37,280 --> 02:25:39,140
Can you stop it, please?

3495
02:25:40,060 --> 02:25:41,080
Shut it down for a second.

3496
02:25:41,460 --> 02:25:42,460
So this is pre-Kiki.

3497
02:25:42,600 --> 02:25:57,660
This is seven years before Kiki Stockhammer really fucking set the stock market into a spiral, should we say, with her antics on the cube and with the rats and with the birthday message for her mother as well.

3498
02:25:58,080 --> 02:26:02,700
Let's go back to the Stockhammer conspiracy here because that's really what we're here for.

3499
02:26:02,780 --> 02:26:03,480
It's not this.

3500
02:26:06,540 --> 02:26:10,920
...quarter technology, allowing you to record up to eight channels of high-def video.

3501
02:26:11,160 --> 02:26:11,800
All at one time.

3502
02:26:11,800 --> 02:26:12,620
Todd Rundgren.

3503
02:26:12,720 --> 02:26:12,840
There.

3504
02:26:12,920 --> 02:26:13,700
Do you see Todd Rundgren?

3505
02:26:15,500 --> 02:26:21,320
A lot of new features, like the ISO quarter technology, allowing you to record up to eight channels of high-def video.

3506
02:26:21,320 --> 02:26:21,600
Look.

3507
02:26:22,820 --> 02:26:23,800
Todd Rundgren.

3508
02:26:23,800 --> 02:26:31,860
Has he got something to do with Kiki Stockhammer and the TriCaster 850 Extreme ISO corporate technology?

3509
02:26:33,080 --> 02:26:34,200
There's something going on here.

3510
02:26:34,320 --> 02:26:34,760
It's not right.

3511
02:26:34,880 --> 02:26:36,720
I don't really understand what's happening.

3512
02:26:36,940 --> 02:26:39,220
It also includes the animation store transitions.

3513
02:26:39,640 --> 02:26:39,800
Wow.

3514
02:26:39,800 --> 02:26:42,480
There's color motion graphic transitions with audio.

3515
02:26:42,880 --> 02:26:43,040
Wow.

3516
02:26:43,080 --> 02:26:53,460
There's also Apple AirPlay integrated into the TriCaster, allowing you to send wirelessly pictures, video, and presentations from your iPad or your iPod right into the TriCaster production.

3517
02:26:53,940 --> 02:26:59,440
A host of new audio enhancements, making it even easier to control all of the audio during the live production.

3518
02:26:59,440 --> 02:27:03,400
And the new streaming configuration panel, making it very easy.

3519
02:27:03,460 --> 02:27:05,640
Richard Landry, thank you very much for your tip.

3520
02:27:05,640 --> 02:27:07,220
And Francis Higgins, CrapCaster.

3521
02:27:07,220 --> 02:27:10,640
Stream and archive those streams during your live productions.

3522
02:27:11,240 --> 02:27:12,220
So true.

3523
02:27:12,760 --> 02:27:16,480
There's an entire line of TriCaster models available from Newtac.

3524
02:27:16,480 --> 02:27:16,980
Okay, we're done.

3525
02:27:17,080 --> 02:27:17,600
We're done with that.

3526
02:27:17,600 --> 02:27:17,740
From Terry.

3527
02:27:18,200 --> 02:27:18,540
Entertainment.

3528
02:27:18,800 --> 02:27:19,660
And let's stop camera.

3529
02:27:19,660 --> 02:27:23,920
TriCaster was used to stream the president's town hall meeting on Facebook.

3530
02:27:23,920 --> 02:27:27,320
You know, I saw that and it was really interesting to see the president's stream.

3531
02:27:28,120 --> 02:27:28,520
Rubbish.

3532
02:27:28,520 --> 02:27:29,840
Again, you can record.

3533
02:27:29,880 --> 02:27:30,360
And look.

3534
02:27:31,480 --> 02:27:32,880
Is that Todd Rundgren though?

3535
02:27:32,980 --> 02:27:34,320
Or is it someone pretending to be him?

3536
02:27:34,460 --> 02:27:47,240
Program out at full resolution and program out again at alternate resolutions, including a variety of high definition and standard definition video resolutions available at different aspect ratios.

3537
02:27:47,500 --> 02:27:48,680
We've gone too far with that one.

3538
02:27:48,680 --> 02:27:49,380
You also have.

3539
02:27:50,240 --> 02:27:51,140
That's too far.

3540
02:27:52,180 --> 02:27:52,940
That's too far.

3541
02:27:55,620 --> 02:27:56,880
What the hell is that look?

3542
02:27:58,280 --> 02:27:59,160
Star camera.

3543
02:27:59,240 --> 02:28:00,060
What's she doing, man?

3544
02:28:00,240 --> 02:28:01,180
She's got her face.

3545
02:28:01,180 --> 02:28:05,280
Like someone has sucked her face into a fucking suck hammer.

3546
02:28:06,280 --> 02:28:08,920
Into like a ring light.

3547
02:28:09,420 --> 02:28:12,640
A ring LED ring light stock sucker.

3548
02:28:13,600 --> 02:28:16,880
And now there's different kind of stock hammer animations.

3549
02:28:17,340 --> 02:28:18,780
This is like the cube.

3550
02:28:18,940 --> 02:28:21,680
This is the new version of the stock hammer cube.

3551
02:28:22,640 --> 02:28:25,140
It's a fucking squeezy kiss.

3552
02:28:25,580 --> 02:28:25,760
It's a.

3553
02:28:26,360 --> 02:28:27,120
Who are these guys?

3554
02:28:27,260 --> 02:28:27,640
They're in.

3555
02:28:27,800 --> 02:28:29,840
They're all getting involved in it as well.

3556
02:28:29,900 --> 02:28:31,900
Like they, because they know stock hammer is involved.

3557
02:28:32,360 --> 02:28:34,580
So they want to be in there when it happens.

3558
02:28:34,700 --> 02:28:35,480
When the shit goes down.

3559
02:28:36,080 --> 02:28:39,020
And look stock hammer showing off the bling.

3560
02:28:39,800 --> 02:28:40,640
But it's not.

3561
02:28:42,040 --> 02:28:43,000
Is that real?

3562
02:28:43,240 --> 02:28:44,580
Are they real diamonds?

3563
02:28:46,960 --> 02:28:48,180
And yeah.

3564
02:28:48,180 --> 02:28:48,220
Yeah.

3565
02:28:48,220 --> 02:28:50,680
It's all fucking going on for stock hammer.

3566
02:28:53,680 --> 02:28:55,880
Someone saying Kiki toaster vid is class.

3567
02:28:55,960 --> 02:28:57,720
We're going to get onto that now in a moment.

3568
02:28:57,920 --> 02:29:02,080
But I mean, I'm enjoying the fact that you can zoom in on this really far.

3569
02:29:02,660 --> 02:29:03,680
Is that a wedding ring?

3570
02:29:03,740 --> 02:29:04,020
Is this?

3571
02:29:04,080 --> 02:29:04,500
It's a big.

3572
02:29:04,580 --> 02:29:06,200
It's a big chunk of ice.

3573
02:29:06,760 --> 02:29:09,780
How many carrots in that stock ring you got there, hammer?

3574
02:29:10,540 --> 02:29:10,860
Yeah.

3575
02:29:10,940 --> 02:29:11,300
Hammer.

3576
02:29:11,700 --> 02:29:13,160
Have you any rings in stock?

3577
02:29:15,860 --> 02:29:17,720
A bit of a cut on the finger there.

3578
02:29:17,780 --> 02:29:18,600
You'd want to watch out.

3579
02:29:20,860 --> 02:29:22,780
You'd want to watch out stock hammer.

3580
02:29:24,820 --> 02:29:26,260
You have a cut on the finger.

3581
02:29:26,360 --> 02:29:28,180
That could let in some, something.

3582
02:29:28,440 --> 02:29:32,900
If you're playing around in dirty water or something.

3583
02:29:33,320 --> 02:29:38,060
Stock hammer.

3584
02:29:38,500 --> 02:29:41,320
It's up close and personal.

3585
02:29:42,020 --> 02:29:43,260
With stock hammer.

3586
02:29:43,700 --> 02:29:45,620
Who's that lad in the background with a camera.

3587
02:29:45,740 --> 02:29:47,200
A massive telephoto look.

3588
02:29:47,880 --> 02:29:48,760
What's he doing?

3589
02:29:49,560 --> 02:29:51,700
While stock hammer is doing all this business.

3590
02:29:51,820 --> 02:29:55,100
He's just playing with his lens in the background.

3591
02:29:56,180 --> 02:29:56,860
Fucking sick.

3592
02:29:57,800 --> 02:30:00,100
And that's the little slice on the finger there.

3593
02:30:00,220 --> 02:30:00,880
Dodgy enough.

3594
02:30:00,980 --> 02:30:01,960
You'd want to watch out, man.

3595
02:30:02,640 --> 02:30:04,480
You'd want to watch out stock hammer.

3596
02:30:06,000 --> 02:30:07,280
Stock hammer, man.

3597
02:30:09,100 --> 02:30:11,040
Where is the toaster of it?

3598
02:30:11,120 --> 02:30:13,340
So we'll have a little, we'll stick that on.

3599
02:30:17,420 --> 02:30:20,240
Now we've got a massive collage of stock.

3600
02:30:21,160 --> 02:30:22,660
Any more stock hammer.

3601
02:30:22,860 --> 02:30:23,520
Look at this.

3602
02:30:23,760 --> 02:30:24,060
Sick.

3603
02:30:24,360 --> 02:30:25,160
Sick shit.

3604
02:30:25,580 --> 02:30:28,160
This is the kind of stuff that stock hammer is doing.

3605
02:30:28,600 --> 02:30:29,920
She's hanging out with these guys.

3606
02:30:30,900 --> 02:30:31,660
Weird, man.

3607
02:30:31,960 --> 02:30:36,240
There are a couple of stock hammers there.

3608
02:30:36,380 --> 02:30:36,600
Look.

3609
02:30:37,080 --> 02:30:39,160
They want to get in on the fucking stock.

3610
02:30:39,780 --> 02:30:40,860
But they can't.

3611
02:30:41,180 --> 02:30:43,340
Because they'll never be as good as the stock hammer.

3612
02:30:44,800 --> 02:30:46,880
She's trying to go full stock there.

3613
02:30:46,960 --> 02:30:47,900
But she's, she's in.

3614
02:30:48,600 --> 02:30:49,720
She's hammered it.

3615
02:30:51,480 --> 02:30:52,880
She's fucking hammered it, man.

3616
02:30:54,420 --> 02:30:55,220
She's hammered it.

3617
02:30:55,260 --> 02:30:56,000
We'll get out of this.

3618
02:30:56,000 --> 02:30:56,000
We'll get out of this.

3619
02:30:56,060 --> 02:30:57,200
Anyway, this is fucking weird.

3620
02:30:58,660 --> 02:31:00,820
Any more of that stuff before we go.

3621
02:31:02,020 --> 02:31:03,640
Look at these weirdos, man.

3622
02:31:04,620 --> 02:31:05,760
Fucking weirdos.

3623
02:31:06,480 --> 02:31:07,300
Who's that there?

3624
02:31:07,400 --> 02:31:07,540
Look.

3625
02:31:07,600 --> 02:31:08,820
Look at this fucking bad ear.

3626
02:31:10,420 --> 02:31:11,060
Look at them.

3627
02:31:11,220 --> 02:31:12,420
Fucking stock hammer.

3628
02:31:13,600 --> 02:31:15,040
Look at the nose there, man.

3629
02:31:15,700 --> 02:31:15,900
Right.

3630
02:31:15,960 --> 02:31:16,120
Okay.

3631
02:31:16,120 --> 02:31:16,720
Let's have a look.

3632
02:31:16,800 --> 02:31:19,940
Now we'll see if we can have a look at the toaster vid.

3633
02:31:23,860 --> 02:31:24,140
Kiki.

3634
02:31:24,300 --> 02:31:25,400
Is it Kiki toaster?

3635
02:31:25,580 --> 02:31:25,720
Is it?

3636
02:31:30,160 --> 02:31:31,840
I'm talking about Kiki toaster.

3637
02:31:34,340 --> 02:31:35,780
Video toaster Kiki.

3638
02:31:39,180 --> 02:31:39,660
Wow.

3639
02:31:40,060 --> 02:31:40,860
Look at this.

3640
02:31:41,180 --> 02:31:43,000
There's an older video of Kiki.

3641
02:31:43,120 --> 02:31:43,680
1991.

3642
02:31:44,640 --> 02:31:50,460
We're just after seeing a video of Stuart from 1991.

3643
02:31:52,300 --> 02:31:54,740
Long before Kiki Stockhammer at the scene.

3644
02:31:54,900 --> 02:31:56,820
And now we've got a video of her here.

3645
02:31:59,320 --> 02:31:59,760
Wow.

3646
02:31:59,840 --> 02:32:01,640
There's a 30 minute Kiki Stockhammer.

3647
02:32:01,700 --> 02:32:02,120
Wow.

3648
02:32:03,640 --> 02:32:04,000
It's.

3649
02:32:04,740 --> 02:32:06,020
This is unbelievable.

3650
02:32:08,300 --> 02:32:09,580
This is unbelievable.

3651
02:32:12,220 --> 02:32:12,980
Lunar Sky.

3652
02:32:13,120 --> 02:32:13,860
Thanks very much.

3653
02:32:14,200 --> 02:32:15,560
Stockhammer vibes only.

3654
02:32:15,780 --> 02:32:16,140
You see that.

3655
02:32:16,440 --> 02:32:17,040
Every transition.

3656
02:32:17,260 --> 02:32:17,920
Every transition.

3657
02:32:18,120 --> 02:32:18,300
Sorry.

3658
02:32:18,360 --> 02:32:19,060
That could be a bit loud.

3659
02:32:19,640 --> 02:32:20,140
And Garrett.

3660
02:32:20,300 --> 02:32:21,260
Thanks very much, Garrett.

3661
02:32:21,260 --> 02:32:24,520
You sent a video on Stockhammer as well.

3662
02:32:24,580 --> 02:32:25,280
We'll have a look at that.

3663
02:32:25,380 --> 02:32:26,120
Digital effect.

3664
02:32:26,200 --> 02:32:26,960
Digital effect.

3665
02:32:27,300 --> 02:32:27,740
Graphic.

3666
02:32:27,840 --> 02:32:28,400
Graphic.

3667
02:32:28,740 --> 02:32:29,140
Title.

3668
02:32:29,280 --> 02:32:29,560
Title.

3669
02:32:29,740 --> 02:32:30,320
And animation.

3670
02:32:30,520 --> 02:32:30,860
And animation.

3671
02:32:30,940 --> 02:32:31,700
You're about to see.

3672
02:32:31,820 --> 02:32:32,440
You're about to see.

3673
02:32:32,500 --> 02:32:34,760
Was created entirely with a video toaster.

3674
02:32:34,820 --> 02:32:35,540
A video toaster.

3675
02:32:35,600 --> 02:32:36,380
From new tech.

3676
02:32:36,900 --> 02:32:37,500
Sounds a bit loud.

3677
02:32:38,000 --> 02:32:38,600
Sorry about that.

3678
02:32:39,960 --> 02:32:40,440
Stockhammer.

3679
02:32:40,440 --> 02:32:41,880
Remember how it used to be?

3680
02:32:42,360 --> 02:32:42,760
Stockhammer.

3681
02:32:42,940 --> 02:32:43,760
In science.

3682
02:32:44,420 --> 02:32:46,320
They call it a paradigm shift.

3683
02:32:46,320 --> 02:32:46,760
Stockhammer.

3684
02:32:46,760 --> 02:32:47,060
Yeah.

3685
02:32:47,940 --> 02:32:48,520
A paradigm.

3686
02:32:48,960 --> 02:32:49,800
What's that?

3687
02:32:49,960 --> 02:32:51,240
One historical moment.

3688
02:32:52,020 --> 02:32:54,340
The sun revolves around the earth.

3689
02:32:54,660 --> 02:32:54,940
Yeah.

3690
02:32:55,060 --> 02:32:55,760
Stockhammer.

3691
02:32:55,900 --> 02:32:56,740
Stockhammer.

3692
02:32:56,780 --> 02:32:57,520
The next moment.

3693
02:32:59,520 --> 02:33:01,320
Enter Copernicus.

3694
02:33:01,580 --> 02:33:02,580
Wasn't he Polish?

3695
02:33:02,800 --> 02:33:03,380
And voila.

3696
02:33:04,200 --> 02:33:05,000
Same as Jokin.

3697
02:33:05,240 --> 02:33:07,080
The earth revolves around the sun.

3698
02:33:07,260 --> 02:33:08,040
This is bollocks, man.

3699
02:33:08,120 --> 02:33:09,060
Where's the stock, man?

3700
02:33:09,720 --> 02:33:10,500
There's no stock.

3701
02:33:11,540 --> 02:33:12,900
There she is.

3702
02:33:12,900 --> 02:33:13,880
The stockhammer.

3703
02:33:14,240 --> 02:33:15,640
Video just like the networks.

3704
02:33:16,480 --> 02:33:18,020
There's the four input switcher.

3705
02:33:18,100 --> 02:33:19,200
Four input switcher.

3706
02:33:19,660 --> 02:33:20,760
Look what it can do.

3707
02:33:21,080 --> 02:33:23,320
It's the world's most advanced production switcher.

3708
02:33:23,940 --> 02:33:27,960
Any switcher lets you perform cuts, dissolves, and wipes between video sources.

3709
02:33:27,960 --> 02:33:32,660
But the toaster lets you do organic wipes that you won't see anywhere else.

3710
02:33:33,140 --> 02:33:34,820
And there's digital video effects.

3711
02:33:34,920 --> 02:33:35,660
Digital video.

3712
02:33:35,780 --> 02:33:36,960
Digital video effects.

3713
02:33:37,360 --> 02:33:38,660
Before the toaster came along.

3714
02:33:38,680 --> 02:33:41,740
Like in the Simpsons where they say Speedway, Speedway, Speedway.

3715
02:33:42,240 --> 02:33:43,040
Digital video.

3716
02:33:43,200 --> 02:33:43,980
Digital video.

3717
02:33:44,200 --> 02:33:44,960
Digital video.

3718
02:33:49,120 --> 02:33:51,300
Stockhammer in an art form.

3719
02:33:51,960 --> 02:33:55,140
This is rubbish, but there's another 30 minute Stockhammer video.

3720
02:33:55,400 --> 02:33:56,340
That was crap.

3721
02:33:56,840 --> 02:33:58,220
That was absolute crap.

3722
02:33:58,460 --> 02:34:01,240
Now what we've got here is FX grabs three tape.

3723
02:34:01,560 --> 02:34:02,400
Video toaster.

3724
02:34:02,880 --> 02:34:04,320
Kiki effects.

3725
02:34:05,040 --> 02:34:07,020
Raw footage studio shoot.

3726
02:34:07,320 --> 02:34:08,840
Only had 810 views.

3727
02:34:08,940 --> 02:34:10,280
Uploaded four months ago.

3728
02:34:10,280 --> 02:34:12,660
Which is funny enough because it looks like it was made in 1991.

3729
02:34:13,280 --> 02:34:17,120
So someone has got a real Kiki buzz going.

3730
02:34:17,120 --> 02:34:20,100
And they've gone full fucking Stockhammer on it.

3731
02:34:20,100 --> 02:34:22,760
And uploaded the whole reel.

3732
02:34:22,960 --> 02:34:25,520
This is some raw, rare raw footage.

3733
02:34:26,040 --> 02:34:26,600
RRF.

3734
02:34:26,900 --> 02:34:30,540
From one of the later video toaster silhouette effects video shoots.

3735
02:34:30,960 --> 02:34:33,080
Likely this shoot was for the V2O.

3736
02:34:33,080 --> 02:34:35,080
The video we've just seen.

3737
02:34:35,660 --> 02:34:36,740
So it was meant to use this.

3738
02:34:37,080 --> 02:34:39,280
So this was Kiki Stockhammer back in the day.

3739
02:34:39,640 --> 02:34:40,780
Going fucking hammer.

3740
02:34:40,920 --> 02:34:42,480
Stockhammer and Waterman.

3741
02:34:43,980 --> 02:34:46,360
Full, full Stockhammer.

3742
02:34:48,360 --> 02:34:48,800
1991.

3743
02:34:48,800 --> 02:34:48,880
1991.

3744
02:34:49,140 --> 02:34:49,940
Look, we're in it.

3745
02:34:49,980 --> 02:34:50,500
We're in here.

3746
02:34:50,580 --> 02:34:51,680
We're into the fucking mix.

3747
02:34:51,680 --> 02:34:53,980
As far as I know, there are three sessions here.

3748
02:34:54,260 --> 02:34:56,220
But most likely the same year.

3749
02:34:56,780 --> 02:34:57,180
Sessions.

3750
02:34:57,880 --> 02:34:59,020
Filmed in an apartment.

3751
02:34:59,180 --> 02:35:00,120
In a loft apartment.

3752
02:35:00,320 --> 02:35:01,720
In downtown Topeka.

3753
02:35:02,220 --> 02:35:03,700
Where the fuck is Topeka?

3754
02:35:04,820 --> 02:35:05,980
Where is Topeka?

3755
02:35:07,980 --> 02:35:14,840
Topeka Zoo.

3756
02:35:14,940 --> 02:35:15,800
There's a zoo there.

3757
02:35:16,200 --> 02:35:16,960
It's in Kansas.

3758
02:35:18,840 --> 02:35:19,860
Fucking hell.

3759
02:35:22,260 --> 02:35:24,320
That's fucking madness, isn't it?

3760
02:35:26,200 --> 02:35:28,080
That's fucking Wizard of Oz stuff.

3761
02:35:29,260 --> 02:35:31,800
FX grabs 328 likes, 1 dislike.

3762
02:35:31,980 --> 02:35:32,680
Let's have a look here.

3763
02:35:36,480 --> 02:35:37,420
60 frames.

3764
02:35:37,580 --> 02:35:39,060
That looked like it was 60 frames.

3765
02:35:39,820 --> 02:35:40,320
It is.

3766
02:35:41,220 --> 02:35:42,240
We're in for a treat.

3767
02:35:42,900 --> 02:35:43,420
Stockhammer.

3768
02:35:47,900 --> 02:35:48,780
It's insane.

3769
02:35:48,980 --> 02:35:50,320
It's pure Stockhammer.

3770
02:35:50,840 --> 02:35:51,540
Thanks very much.

3771
02:35:51,640 --> 02:35:52,840
Stockhammer your mother.

3772
02:35:53,360 --> 02:35:54,400
Stockhammer your mother.

3773
02:35:55,040 --> 02:35:56,680
You Stockhammer your Kiki.

3774
02:35:57,520 --> 02:35:58,740
Any Warp 11 going?

3775
02:35:59,160 --> 02:36:03,240
Why did she not discuss her well-paid employment with the chief?

3776
02:36:07,180 --> 02:36:11,860
Try this with the skirt.

3777
02:36:13,540 --> 02:36:14,260
Who's that?

3778
02:36:14,360 --> 02:36:17,180
Who's on the camera there going, try this with the skirt?

3779
02:36:18,580 --> 02:36:20,100
Try that with the skirt, man.

3780
02:36:20,500 --> 02:36:23,240
Grab it further back so that it flaps up more.

3781
02:36:23,520 --> 02:36:24,220
It's sick.

3782
02:36:26,500 --> 02:36:26,840
Fuck.

3783
02:36:26,840 --> 02:36:30,220
Now that last one you did with the high stepping.

3784
02:36:30,660 --> 02:36:32,880
What is it that starts kind of bunching up a bit?

3785
02:36:33,060 --> 02:36:34,760
I'm not sure quite what you do about that.

3786
02:36:34,820 --> 02:36:35,060
What?

3787
02:36:35,280 --> 02:36:35,840
Hold it up.

3788
02:36:35,920 --> 02:36:37,580
Hold it more like this.

3789
02:36:38,640 --> 02:36:39,260
Try that.

3790
02:36:40,040 --> 02:36:43,620
Yeah, that's like the Merlin Rouge, you know?

3791
02:36:45,620 --> 02:36:46,060
Ha!

3792
02:36:46,780 --> 02:36:48,880
Do that with the high stepping bit, you know?

3793
02:36:48,880 --> 02:36:50,880
It's like the...

3794
02:36:50,880 --> 02:37:01,800
I just...

3795
02:37:01,800 --> 02:37:04,680
Just have to nip to the loo there.

3796
02:37:05,240 --> 02:37:07,440
I'll leave you with Kiki Stockhammer for a moment.

3797
02:37:08,560 --> 02:37:12,040
Let's maybe try just one just kind of straight walk.

3798
02:37:12,160 --> 02:37:14,620
Remember that one walk that you did that was accidental?

3799
02:37:14,880 --> 02:37:16,260
I like the movement of it.

3800
02:37:16,720 --> 02:37:18,560
It was starting closer to the camera.

3801
02:37:19,200 --> 02:37:21,980
You know, it's like starting up like right where your shoes are

3802
02:37:21,980 --> 02:37:25,340
and then going towards the light stand over there.

3803
02:37:28,760 --> 02:37:29,200
Okay.

3804
02:37:29,480 --> 02:37:30,500
Try it the other way.

3805
02:37:30,600 --> 02:37:34,960
Now come back this way and keep your head up a little bit more as you want.

3806
02:37:39,220 --> 02:37:39,700
Okay.

3807
02:37:40,500 --> 02:37:42,420
Walk from there back this way.

3808
02:37:46,400 --> 02:37:46,880
Okay.

3809
02:37:50,160 --> 02:37:50,680
Well...

3810
02:37:50,680 --> 02:37:52,720
Okay.

3811
02:37:52,720 --> 02:37:53,120
There.

3812
02:37:54,040 --> 02:37:55,200
Take the gun off.

3813
02:37:57,060 --> 02:37:58,000
Oh, that's neat.

3814
02:37:58,320 --> 02:37:59,560
Oh, that's neat, is this?

3815
02:38:00,960 --> 02:38:01,880
Stockhammer.

3816
02:38:02,340 --> 02:38:02,700
Okay.

3817
02:38:05,580 --> 02:38:06,660
Okay, now...

3818
02:38:06,660 --> 02:38:08,000
Fucking hell, man.

3819
02:38:08,180 --> 02:38:09,080
I don't...

3820
02:38:09,080 --> 02:38:09,580
Don't know if...

3821
02:38:09,580 --> 02:38:11,500
Don't know if we can watch it.

3822
02:38:12,980 --> 02:38:14,320
I don't know about this.

3823
02:38:14,980 --> 02:38:15,540
Where...

3824
02:38:15,540 --> 02:38:17,680
Where the fuck is this going?

3825
02:38:19,840 --> 02:38:20,140
Huh?

3826
02:38:21,200 --> 02:38:22,400
Surely there was no...

3827
02:38:22,400 --> 02:38:24,600
There was no need for half an hour of this.

3828
02:38:25,100 --> 02:38:25,920
The fellow with the...

3829
02:38:25,920 --> 02:38:27,860
The fellow behind the camera, he's fucked.

3830
02:38:27,880 --> 02:38:29,140
He's fucked.

3831
02:38:31,140 --> 02:38:32,320
And to upload...

3832
02:38:32,320 --> 02:38:33,920
I bet you he didn't upload this.

3833
02:38:33,980 --> 02:38:35,440
Someone got a hold of it and was like,

3834
02:38:35,800 --> 02:38:37,900
I'm gonna make that fucker look like a cunt.

3835
02:38:38,560 --> 02:38:39,040
Because...

3836
02:38:39,040 --> 02:38:41,760
He shot half an hour of her fucking dancing around.

3837
02:38:42,100 --> 02:38:43,420
Getting her arse out and all this.

3838
02:38:43,940 --> 02:38:44,760
And nobody...

3839
02:38:44,760 --> 02:38:45,900
And he's kept the footage.

3840
02:38:46,160 --> 02:38:47,140
I bet you your man...

3841
02:38:47,740 --> 02:38:48,140
Went on...

3842
02:38:48,140 --> 02:38:51,400
Or he probably had a wife at the time or something.

3843
02:38:51,400 --> 02:38:52,840
And then he broke up with the wife.

3844
02:38:52,900 --> 02:38:54,820
The wife found the tape of Stockhammer.

3845
02:38:55,700 --> 02:38:57,200
And she's uploaded it.

3846
02:38:57,580 --> 02:38:59,240
To really make him look like a tit.

3847
02:39:00,980 --> 02:39:03,420
And it does make him look like a tit because he's there going...

3848
02:39:04,100 --> 02:39:04,800
Yeah, that's neat.

3849
02:39:05,140 --> 02:39:05,800
That's good.

3850
02:39:06,300 --> 02:39:07,020
Do that again.

3851
02:39:07,020 --> 02:39:08,320
Do that with a skirt.

3852
02:39:11,700 --> 02:39:14,000
That's what I'm thinking this is.

3853
02:39:19,880 --> 02:39:22,140
Antonio Proler says...

3854
02:39:22,140 --> 02:39:23,800
He said try bouncing up and down.

3855
02:39:24,140 --> 02:39:24,680
I missed that.

3856
02:39:24,760 --> 02:39:25,960
I must have been...

3857
02:39:25,960 --> 02:39:27,360
Out the jacks.

3858
02:39:28,040 --> 02:39:28,960
Greenhands Kelly asks...

3859
02:39:28,960 --> 02:39:31,440
Was Weinstein involved?

3860
02:39:31,800 --> 02:39:33,100
And it's funny you should ask that.

3861
02:39:33,160 --> 02:39:33,900
Greenhands Kelly.

3862
02:39:34,320 --> 02:39:35,160
Because...

3863
02:39:35,160 --> 02:39:37,980
We go back to fucking Stockhammer and Waterman.

3864
02:39:38,380 --> 02:39:39,500
The fucking hit parade.

3865
02:39:39,600 --> 02:39:40,160
Hit factory.

3866
02:39:40,660 --> 02:39:42,860
There's Stockhammer there in one of those suction cups.

3867
02:39:43,780 --> 02:39:44,400
We can...

3868
02:39:44,400 --> 02:39:45,580
We found that...

3869
02:39:45,580 --> 02:39:48,200
Where's that fucking video now?

3870
02:39:48,320 --> 02:39:50,480
There was a fella called Weinstein in it.

3871
02:39:50,740 --> 02:39:51,540
Look at all this...

3872
02:39:51,540 --> 02:39:53,600
Look at all this Stockhammer stuff.

3873
02:39:55,280 --> 02:39:56,380
It's crazy, isn't it?

3874
02:39:56,380 --> 02:39:58,040
It's a Stockhammer world, man.

3875
02:39:58,420 --> 02:39:59,340
Kiki at midnight.

3876
02:40:01,080 --> 02:40:02,320
Oh, it's lasted now.

3877
02:40:04,960 --> 02:40:05,440
Sorry.

3878
02:40:05,440 --> 02:40:06,440
It's just...

3879
02:40:06,440 --> 02:40:07,120
It's just...

3880
02:40:07,120 --> 02:40:09,440
Kind of come up there now that...

3881
02:40:09,440 --> 02:40:11,680
Windows 98.

3882
02:40:11,860 --> 02:40:12,440
Windows...

3883
02:40:13,660 --> 02:40:14,440
98.

3884
02:40:15,480 --> 02:40:16,700
That you say...

3885
02:40:16,700 --> 02:40:18,280
You say Weinstein.

3886
02:40:20,960 --> 02:40:25,300
But we already had a Weinstein in the video with Kiki Stockhammer.

3887
02:40:25,680 --> 02:40:26,280
Do you know what I mean?

3888
02:40:26,780 --> 02:40:29,540
But he didn't look like he was related to Harvey Weinstein.

3889
02:40:29,640 --> 02:40:31,840
He didn't have that kind of Shrek kind of face.

3890
02:40:33,500 --> 02:40:34,400
Computer Chronicles.

3891
02:40:35,100 --> 02:40:35,460
Computer.

3892
02:40:36,100 --> 02:40:36,460
Computer.

3893
02:40:36,720 --> 02:40:37,660
Or just put Chronicles.

3894
02:40:37,880 --> 02:40:38,080
Fuck.

3895
02:40:38,460 --> 02:40:38,860
Chronicles.

3896
02:40:40,320 --> 02:40:42,080
What a weird fucking vibe, man.

3897
02:40:42,460 --> 02:40:43,740
I just wanted to play the...

3898
02:40:43,740 --> 02:40:45,300
I just wanted to play the games on...

3899
02:40:45,300 --> 02:40:47,720
On Windows 98.

3900
02:40:48,060 --> 02:40:48,960
But now we've...

3901
02:40:48,960 --> 02:40:49,160
Look.

3902
02:40:51,160 --> 02:40:52,060
Five, four, three, two, one.

3903
02:40:52,500 --> 02:40:53,200
And Weinstein.

3904
02:40:53,380 --> 02:40:53,840
Let's have a look.

3905
02:40:53,920 --> 02:40:54,360
Weinstein.

3906
02:40:56,960 --> 02:40:58,240
So there was this guy.

3907
02:40:59,200 --> 02:40:59,980
And he wasn't...

3908
02:40:59,980 --> 02:41:00,240
Oh, yeah.

3909
02:41:00,300 --> 02:41:01,220
Yuri Weinstein.

3910
02:41:01,320 --> 02:41:01,500
Look.

3911
02:41:02,260 --> 02:41:03,820
Was Weinstein involved?

3912
02:41:04,160 --> 02:41:06,220
Well, you fucking bet your bottom dollar, Kelly.

3913
02:41:06,800 --> 02:41:07,800
That he was involved.

3914
02:41:07,800 --> 02:41:10,160
And have them on separate monitors.

3915
02:41:10,720 --> 02:41:11,340
So I don't have...

3916
02:41:11,340 --> 02:41:12,940
Don't have to have...

3917
02:41:12,940 --> 02:41:13,860
You know...

3918
02:41:13,860 --> 02:41:15,120
Where's the name, please?

3919
02:41:15,120 --> 02:41:16,380
And switch...

3920
02:41:16,380 --> 02:41:19,460
There, look.

3921
02:41:20,320 --> 02:41:22,480
Weinstein was involved.

3922
02:41:24,000 --> 02:41:25,520
Weinstein was involved.

3923
02:41:25,720 --> 02:41:26,700
Yuri Weinstein.

3924
02:41:31,320 --> 02:41:32,740
You like Stockhammer.

3925
02:41:32,980 --> 02:41:33,720
Thanks very much.

3926
02:41:35,540 --> 02:41:36,800
Thanks very much for the tip.

3927
02:41:37,260 --> 02:41:37,720
He was.

3928
02:41:37,800 --> 02:41:38,340
There he goes.

3929
02:41:39,060 --> 02:41:41,380
Was it Kiki's World and we're lucky enough to be in it?

3930
02:41:41,460 --> 02:41:41,760
It is.

3931
02:41:42,280 --> 02:41:44,320
This guy had all the free upgrades from Kiki.

3932
02:41:44,740 --> 02:41:45,300
Someone's...

3933
02:41:45,300 --> 02:41:52,720
We're getting messages here to go to the timestamp of 26 minutes, 30 seconds on the Kiki Stockhammer video.

3934
02:41:53,940 --> 02:41:56,960
I'm scared, lads, of what we'll see there.

3935
02:41:57,040 --> 02:41:58,620
Is it going to be another bit of arse?

3936
02:41:58,760 --> 02:41:59,500
Or what is it?

3937
02:41:59,560 --> 02:42:01,140
Is it going to make me look like...

3938
02:42:01,140 --> 02:42:02,980
I'm in the fucking Kiki bubble.

3939
02:42:03,440 --> 02:42:07,380
I don't want to get trapped out here by these fucking Kiki cunts.

3940
02:42:07,880 --> 02:42:09,640
Because if they come after me then saying,

3941
02:42:09,780 --> 02:42:12,520
Look, you're just as fucking Stockhammered as us.

3942
02:42:12,920 --> 02:42:16,260
You were up all night on Sunday at 1am looking at Stockhammer.

3943
02:42:17,140 --> 02:42:19,340
Taking tips off lads in the chat saying,

3944
02:42:19,720 --> 02:42:21,220
26.30 timestamp.

3945
02:42:21,800 --> 02:42:24,320
Looking at the fucking Stockstamp at the time video.

3946
02:42:25,620 --> 02:42:26,260
I'm...

3947
02:42:26,260 --> 02:42:26,620
I...

3948
02:42:26,620 --> 02:42:29,900
Beyond comprehension at this stage.

3949
02:42:29,900 --> 02:42:30,800
Do those things again.

3950
02:42:30,800 --> 02:42:31,420
Um...

3951
02:42:31,420 --> 02:42:32,920
That one where you were kind of like...

3952
02:42:32,920 --> 02:42:33,560
There you go.

3953
02:42:34,800 --> 02:42:37,400
Now I needed to fill more of the screen.

3954
02:42:37,500 --> 02:42:38,180
So I'm going to zoom...

3955
02:42:38,180 --> 02:42:40,800
Down just a little bit more.

3956
02:42:41,040 --> 02:42:41,500
Like that.

3957
02:42:41,960 --> 02:42:42,680
Okay, try that again.

3958
02:42:43,180 --> 02:42:44,100
DJ VD.

3959
02:42:44,180 --> 02:42:45,360
That's it for Planet Q tonight.

3960
02:42:45,700 --> 02:42:46,500
I will see you tomorrow.

3961
02:42:46,600 --> 02:42:46,840
Okay.

3962
02:42:47,040 --> 02:42:47,640
And early.

3963
02:42:47,800 --> 02:42:48,600
8 p.m.

3964
02:42:48,760 --> 02:42:49,280
I'm out of here.

3965
02:42:49,380 --> 02:42:50,380
Read me up, Scott A.

3966
02:42:50,380 --> 02:42:51,300
Is there not...

3967
02:42:51,300 --> 02:42:53,380
Is there a vibe of like fucking...

3968
02:42:53,380 --> 02:42:53,800
Just...

3969
02:42:53,800 --> 02:42:54,700
Is there a weird vibe?

3970
02:42:54,740 --> 02:42:56,140
Is there like a dark kind of...

3971
02:42:56,140 --> 02:42:58,580
Okay.

3972
02:42:58,980 --> 02:43:03,280
Now, try and keep your legs more straight during the 45 degree where it's...

3973
02:43:03,280 --> 02:43:04,720
Alright, we're going to move on from there.

3974
02:43:04,820 --> 02:43:06,800
He does that for 10 minutes, man.

3975
02:43:06,900 --> 02:43:07,120
Okay.

3976
02:43:07,440 --> 02:43:09,080
He does that for fucking 10 minutes.

3977
02:43:09,500 --> 02:43:10,940
Look, we're on to 9 minutes now.

3978
02:43:14,780 --> 02:43:15,300
That's...

3979
02:43:15,300 --> 02:43:15,820
Wait, wait, wait.

3980
02:43:20,160 --> 02:43:21,400
Okay, hang on.

3981
02:43:22,280 --> 02:43:23,460
Now, sit up.

3982
02:43:27,080 --> 02:43:27,600
Okay.

3983
02:43:27,940 --> 02:43:29,360
Here's what we can do.

3984
02:43:30,280 --> 02:43:31,220
Sit up.

3985
02:43:31,680 --> 02:43:32,760
And then roll forward.

3986
02:43:37,440 --> 02:43:38,680
Okay, hang on.

3987
02:43:39,100 --> 02:43:39,560
Hey, look.

3988
02:43:40,040 --> 02:43:42,760
It's Brock from the fucking stream upgrade video.

3989
02:43:45,400 --> 02:43:47,320
Imagine that was Stockhammer as well.

3990
02:43:48,980 --> 02:43:50,480
She had some form.

3991
02:43:51,180 --> 02:43:52,680
Let's skip to 26 anyway.

3992
02:43:52,800 --> 02:43:54,620
This is what everyone was telling us to do.

3993
02:44:00,700 --> 02:44:03,600
We're going to play it from a little bit before 26.

3994
02:44:04,360 --> 02:44:05,140
Look at this.

3995
02:44:06,140 --> 02:44:07,020
Play it from there.

3996
02:44:08,540 --> 02:44:09,240
Look at this.

3997
02:44:09,320 --> 02:44:09,460
Look.

3998
02:44:09,560 --> 02:44:10,220
Just that.

3999
02:44:12,420 --> 02:44:13,900
Static on the fucking tape.

4000
02:44:14,060 --> 02:44:15,060
It's just...

4001
02:44:15,060 --> 02:44:15,660
It's...

4002
02:44:15,660 --> 02:44:16,880
It's seedy like.

4003
02:44:16,880 --> 02:44:28,960
We have something coming up here.

4004
02:44:29,020 --> 02:44:30,440
People have been telling us to look at it.

4005
02:44:31,320 --> 02:44:33,020
Hopefully, it's not going to land us in any trouble.

4006
02:44:33,120 --> 02:44:36,140
But I mean, if that video is on YouTube, it can't be anything bad.

4007
02:44:37,280 --> 02:44:37,660
What?

4008
02:44:38,660 --> 02:44:39,660
Stockhammer on toast.

4009
02:44:39,720 --> 02:44:40,460
Thanks very much.

4010
02:44:42,800 --> 02:44:44,800
one

4011
02:44:44,800 --> 02:44:46,800
one

4012
02:44:46,800 --> 02:44:48,800
one

4013
02:44:48,800 --> 02:44:50,800
one

4014
02:44:50,800 --> 02:44:52,800
one

4015
02:44:52,800 --> 02:44:54,800
one

4016
02:44:54,800 --> 02:44:56,800
one

4017
02:44:56,800 --> 02:45:26,780
Thank you.

4018
02:45:26,780 --> 02:45:31,780
Wow.

4019
02:45:31,780 --> 02:45:43,560
Sorry, before we even go on there, even if you really wanted to make an edit of something that was just a bit sinister, you wouldn't be able to think of this.

4020
02:45:43,560 --> 02:45:55,180
You wouldn't be able to come up with a variety of images, the aesthetic, the VHS aesthetic, the 4-3 frame.

4021
02:45:56,480 --> 02:46:02,580
And then you've got it all and you've got just the ambient sound in the background of just nothing.

4022
02:46:02,940 --> 02:46:06,000
I'm thinking, what's Kiki Stockhammer doing during this?

4023
02:46:07,000 --> 02:46:09,840
Is she just sitting off camera watching him flick through the channels?

4024
02:46:14,480 --> 02:46:29,200
This is, I'm going to have to use this for something.

4025
02:46:29,200 --> 02:46:59,180
This is a good one.

4026
02:46:59,180 --> 02:47:04,160
This is good, like, turn him on to go to the top.

4027
02:47:04,580 --> 02:47:05,420
I'm going to go really fast.

4028
02:47:07,600 --> 02:47:08,220
Like that.

4029
02:47:08,540 --> 02:47:09,280
See, that would be good.

4030
02:47:10,060 --> 02:47:11,180
Right, I would get a...

4031
02:47:11,180 --> 02:47:19,120
Alright, I think I got a mouth.

4032
02:47:23,520 --> 02:47:35,520
Bar homosexual activity.

4033
02:47:35,520 --> 02:47:37,480
What the fuck, man?

4034
02:47:37,480 --> 02:47:38,520
End...

4035
02:47:38,520 --> 02:47:39,660
No questions.

4036
02:47:39,660 --> 02:47:41,300
End witch hunts.

4037
02:47:41,300 --> 02:47:43,760
Bar homosexual activity.

4038
02:47:43,760 --> 02:47:46,500
The world today.

4039
02:47:46,500 --> 02:47:50,080
Where the fuck is Kiki?

4040
02:47:54,220 --> 02:47:55,540
Where the fuck is Kiki?

4041
02:48:02,080 --> 02:48:03,080
That goes on.

4042
02:48:03,080 --> 02:48:03,100
Okay, that goes on.

4043
02:48:03,760 --> 02:48:07,460
Someone was telling me to go to 2630 and it's just, there's nothing there.

4044
02:48:09,240 --> 02:48:10,340
There's nothing there.

4045
02:48:11,920 --> 02:48:13,340
For Kiki Stockhammer.

4046
02:48:17,220 --> 02:48:18,680
Okay, I'm done with that.

4047
02:48:18,680 --> 02:48:21,500
I think I'm done with Kiki Stockhammer as well.

4048
02:48:23,780 --> 02:48:27,160
And I don't even know if I can continue with the windows.

4049
02:48:37,580 --> 02:48:38,080
Whoa.

4050
02:48:41,920 --> 02:48:42,840
Look at this now.

4051
02:48:44,840 --> 02:48:46,680
Kiki flying through the air or something.

4052
02:48:48,360 --> 02:48:49,360
Every transition.

4053
02:48:49,460 --> 02:48:50,300
Every transition.

4054
02:48:50,700 --> 02:48:51,480
Digital effect.

4055
02:48:51,580 --> 02:48:52,340
Digital effect.

4056
02:48:52,560 --> 02:48:53,080
Graphic.

4057
02:48:53,160 --> 02:48:53,780
Graphic.

4058
02:48:55,180 --> 02:48:56,060
Luminance key.

4059
02:48:56,060 --> 02:48:56,860
What does that do?

4060
02:48:57,680 --> 02:48:58,900
The luminance keyer.

4061
02:48:59,840 --> 02:49:02,460
Let's you insert one video source over another.

4062
02:49:02,800 --> 02:49:04,020
Like a person on camera.

4063
02:49:04,320 --> 02:49:05,660
Over a toaster paint graphic.

4064
02:49:06,040 --> 02:49:08,140
Or even over live video.

4065
02:49:09,180 --> 02:49:10,840
Is she in Kansas or what?

4066
02:49:11,440 --> 02:49:12,260
Where else?

4067
02:49:13,180 --> 02:49:14,860
And there's a character generator.

4068
02:49:15,380 --> 02:49:16,120
What does that do?

4069
02:49:16,360 --> 02:49:18,040
Well, you've seen how they use it on the news.

4070
02:49:18,820 --> 02:49:22,200
Names, titles, information printed on the screen.

4071
02:49:22,340 --> 02:49:23,100
It can do that.

4072
02:49:23,500 --> 02:49:24,020
Beautifully.

4073
02:49:24,740 --> 02:49:27,240
There's a character generator built into every toaster.

4074
02:49:29,840 --> 02:49:30,280
Stockhammer.

4075
02:49:31,060 --> 02:49:37,620
In this TDL profile, we talk to Carl Miller and Kiki Stockhammer from the Star Trek tribute band, Warp 11.

4076
02:49:38,440 --> 02:49:38,920
Welcome.

4077
02:49:40,280 --> 02:49:42,320
Thank you for beaming down.

4078
02:49:42,680 --> 02:49:43,020
Stockhammer.

4079
02:49:43,020 --> 02:49:43,840
I can't do it.

4080
02:49:44,120 --> 02:49:44,880
I can't do it.

4081
02:49:45,540 --> 02:49:46,040
It's all right.

4082
02:49:46,280 --> 02:49:48,560
Just use rubber bands on your fingers.

4083
02:49:48,760 --> 02:49:51,760
That's what our guitarist does, because he can't do it either.

4084
02:49:52,700 --> 02:49:55,800
So tell us a little bit about how did the band start?

4085
02:49:56,440 --> 02:49:57,580
Where did this come from?

4086
02:49:58,860 --> 02:50:00,940
Well, you know, the four of us...

4087
02:50:00,940 --> 02:50:02,240
Fucking Stockhammer.

4088
02:50:07,600 --> 02:50:09,320
I don't want to listen to any of that.

4089
02:50:11,360 --> 02:50:11,760
Look.

4090
02:50:13,240 --> 02:50:14,380
This is Warp 11.

4091
02:50:14,580 --> 02:50:15,980
This is the band that she's in.

4092
02:50:16,020 --> 02:50:17,540
She's in a Star Trek band.

4093
02:50:17,720 --> 02:50:19,480
Like a fucking tribute band.

4094
02:50:22,240 --> 02:50:22,720
Stockhammer.

4095
02:50:23,120 --> 02:50:23,520
Look at that.

4096
02:50:23,580 --> 02:50:24,700
This is another video of your man.

4097
02:50:25,380 --> 02:50:28,520
Let's just have a little bit more Chief, and then we'll go into the stock.

4098
02:50:30,320 --> 02:50:30,860
See you.

4099
02:50:30,900 --> 02:50:31,720
Pleasure to be here with you.

4100
02:50:32,080 --> 02:50:33,860
He's being interviewed, and it's nowadays.

4101
02:50:35,540 --> 02:50:35,980
2013.

4102
02:50:37,140 --> 02:50:39,300
Eight, seven, nine, eight years.

4103
02:50:39,540 --> 02:50:40,600
Nine years ago.

4104
02:50:40,820 --> 02:50:41,360
Was it eight years?

4105
02:50:41,480 --> 02:50:42,740
What year is this?

4106
02:50:42,840 --> 02:50:43,180
2020.

4107
02:50:43,860 --> 02:50:44,640
Seven years.

4108
02:50:44,740 --> 02:50:44,920
Is this?

4109
02:50:45,920 --> 02:50:49,040
We'd actually worked together for HP for a while.

4110
02:50:49,040 --> 02:50:49,280
A long time ago.

4111
02:50:49,280 --> 02:50:50,060
A long time ago.

4112
02:50:50,480 --> 02:50:51,820
Just like a road tour.

4113
02:50:51,820 --> 02:50:52,040
Right.

4114
02:50:52,120 --> 02:50:52,560
Road show.

4115
02:50:53,040 --> 02:50:55,740
But I probably didn't tell you then.

4116
02:50:55,800 --> 02:50:57,660
I was probably too shy to tell you.

4117
02:50:58,040 --> 02:50:58,420
What is it?

4118
02:50:58,420 --> 02:51:01,100
I thought it feels like he's going to say that.

4119
02:51:01,300 --> 02:51:02,660
I didn't want to tell you then.

4120
02:51:02,720 --> 02:51:06,900
I was probably too shy to tell you that I loved you, Stuart.

4121
02:51:08,200 --> 02:51:09,120
Listen to it here.

4122
02:51:09,220 --> 02:51:11,240
I know he's not going to say that, but listen.

4123
02:51:13,060 --> 02:51:17,640
The inspiration for everything I do and did at Tech TV, Stuart Sheffey is here.

4124
02:51:18,060 --> 02:51:24,100
He started the earliest and longest running computer television show, I'm sure, Computer Chronicles.

4125
02:51:24,280 --> 02:51:24,780
20 years worth.

4126
02:51:25,660 --> 02:51:26,500
It is such an honor.

4127
02:51:26,920 --> 02:51:28,240
It's such a pleasure to see you.

4128
02:51:28,300 --> 02:51:29,120
Pleasure to be here with you.

4129
02:51:29,180 --> 02:51:29,740
Stuart, remind me.

4130
02:51:29,740 --> 02:51:37,700
Sorry, before we go on to him just about to profess his love to Stuart, he says Stuart is his inspiration for everything.

4131
02:51:37,700 --> 02:51:38,640
He's never done.

4132
02:51:38,780 --> 02:51:38,900
Listen.

4133
02:51:39,860 --> 02:51:41,780
Me, our guest, and you in the chat room.

4134
02:51:41,860 --> 02:51:47,360
So if you're watching live, get your questions ready because we have a true legend in studio with us today.

4135
02:51:47,440 --> 02:51:49,940
In fact, really the inspiration for everything I do.

4136
02:51:50,300 --> 02:51:54,260
The inspiration for everything I do.

4137
02:51:57,980 --> 02:51:58,940
Stuart Sheffey.

4138
02:51:59,520 --> 02:52:00,440
And did at Tech TV.

4139
02:52:00,600 --> 02:52:01,700
Stuart Sheffey is here.

4140
02:52:02,100 --> 02:52:06,300
He started the earliest and longest running computer television show, I'm sure.

4141
02:52:07,100 --> 02:52:08,620
Who the fuck is that, lad?

4142
02:52:10,620 --> 02:52:12,140
Look at this fella in the back.

4143
02:52:14,140 --> 02:52:14,460
Triangulation.

4144
02:52:15,500 --> 02:52:16,660
Leo Laporte.

4145
02:52:17,760 --> 02:52:20,180
And why has he got this on his fucking MacBook?

4146
02:52:20,940 --> 02:52:24,340
He's got a thunderbolt that goes to HDMI.

4147
02:52:26,380 --> 02:52:26,780
And what?

4148
02:52:26,900 --> 02:52:29,100
Has Sheffey got any socks on?

4149
02:52:29,740 --> 02:52:32,680
Sheffey's got an iPad on a fucking tablet holder.

4150
02:52:33,240 --> 02:52:34,880
And a stylus.

4151
02:52:38,760 --> 02:52:43,020
It sounds like he's going to say, I was too embarrassed to tell you at the time.

4152
02:52:43,160 --> 02:52:46,800
And I didn't want to say it, but I loved you.

4153
02:52:47,680 --> 02:52:47,960
All right.

4154
02:52:48,120 --> 02:52:49,620
I love you, Stuart.

4155
02:52:50,120 --> 02:52:50,480
Chronicles.

4156
02:52:50,700 --> 02:52:51,180
20 years worth.

4157
02:52:52,040 --> 02:52:52,820
It is such an honor.

4158
02:52:52,920 --> 02:52:53,340
20 years worth.

4159
02:52:53,340 --> 02:52:54,640
It's such a pleasure to see you.

4160
02:52:54,700 --> 02:52:55,480
Pleasure to be here with you.

4161
02:52:55,480 --> 02:52:56,140
Stuart, remind me.

4162
02:52:56,180 --> 02:53:06,300
We had a little road tour together.

4163
02:53:06,300 --> 02:53:07,920
Me and you.

4164
02:53:08,360 --> 02:53:09,240
We had Kiki.

4165
02:53:09,680 --> 02:53:11,860
She was running up and down that bus.

4166
02:53:13,760 --> 02:53:13,920
Yeah.

4167
02:53:14,120 --> 02:53:16,780
Remember we had Stuart Laporte in the back.

4168
02:53:16,880 --> 02:53:19,240
We had Laporte filming everything.

4169
02:53:19,360 --> 02:53:20,480
A silhouette of Kiki.

4170
02:53:21,020 --> 02:53:21,700
Me and you.

4171
02:53:22,040 --> 02:53:22,920
We were just watching.

4172
02:53:23,060 --> 02:53:24,160
Remember that, Sheffey?

4173
02:53:24,560 --> 02:53:26,860
I was too embarrassed to tell you at the time.

4174
02:53:28,520 --> 02:53:30,100
But I loved you, Stuart.

4175
02:53:31,260 --> 02:53:32,160
That's where it's going.

4176
02:53:32,400 --> 02:53:33,540
I probably didn't tell you then.

4177
02:53:33,600 --> 02:53:35,460
I was probably too shy to tell you.

4178
02:53:35,460 --> 02:53:38,260
What a huge impression.

4179
02:53:40,320 --> 02:53:41,920
I'm glad he said impression.

4180
02:53:42,780 --> 02:53:44,360
I'm glad he said impression.

4181
02:53:46,780 --> 02:53:48,720
Too shy to tell you what a huge.

4182
02:53:49,240 --> 02:53:50,180
I probably didn't tell you then.

4183
02:53:50,240 --> 02:53:52,100
I was probably too shy to tell you.

4184
02:53:52,340 --> 02:53:55,520
What a huge impression you made on me.

4185
02:53:55,680 --> 02:53:58,340
And by the way, everybody who I've mentioned to,

4186
02:53:58,400 --> 02:53:59,240
that you're going to be on this show,

4187
02:53:59,540 --> 02:54:00,700
when did you start Chronicles?

4188
02:54:01,480 --> 02:54:04,340
Started as a local show in 1981, just in the Bay Area.

4189
02:54:04,600 --> 02:54:05,260
We were talking about that.

4190
02:54:05,660 --> 02:54:06,020
KCSN.

4191
02:54:06,320 --> 02:54:08,520
KCSN, the local one, PBS station in Silicon Valley.

4192
02:54:08,520 --> 02:54:10,800
But you were not, were you a geek?

4193
02:54:11,020 --> 02:54:11,860
I was a geek.

4194
02:54:12,040 --> 02:54:13,720
I was an average geek.

4195
02:54:13,880 --> 02:54:14,760
I mean, not a coder geek.

4196
02:54:14,960 --> 02:54:17,960
But anybody in the Silicon Valley at that time,

4197
02:54:18,020 --> 02:54:21,280
and I was too, I was in San Jose, felt the buzz.

4198
02:54:21,280 --> 02:54:22,180
Absolutely.

4199
02:54:22,440 --> 02:54:23,440
You knew that something was happening.

4200
02:54:24,080 --> 02:54:26,040
Well, if you want to hear the history of the story of the show,

4201
02:54:26,080 --> 02:54:27,660
it's really interesting because it was sort of viral

4202
02:54:27,660 --> 02:54:29,140
before anybody had ever heard of that word.

4203
02:54:30,160 --> 02:54:31,720
So the idea, at the time, of course,

4204
02:54:31,780 --> 02:54:32,980
back in the early 80s,

4205
02:54:33,040 --> 02:54:34,920
when personal computers were just coming out,

4206
02:54:34,980 --> 02:54:36,940
there was no information infrastructure.

4207
02:54:36,940 --> 02:54:37,800
There was no web yet.

4208
02:54:38,020 --> 02:54:38,180
No.

4209
02:54:38,220 --> 02:54:39,000
There were no magazines.

4210
02:54:39,240 --> 02:54:40,320
It was user groups, pretty much.

4211
02:54:40,500 --> 02:54:40,820
Exactly.

4212
02:54:41,460 --> 02:54:43,160
So I would go to these user group meetings

4213
02:54:43,160 --> 02:54:45,200
and see 60 guys sitting around in a basement somewhere.

4214
02:54:45,280 --> 02:54:45,420
Yeah.

4215
02:54:46,060 --> 02:54:48,340
And, you know, 100 different houses around the Bay Area.

4216
02:54:48,340 --> 02:54:48,480
Yeah.

4217
02:54:48,480 --> 02:54:49,020
And I said, wait a minute.

4218
02:54:49,160 --> 02:54:51,220
Why not televise a user's group meeting?

4219
02:54:51,760 --> 02:54:54,020
Have a million people watch it instead of 100 guys.

4220
02:54:54,340 --> 02:54:55,020
You know, it's so funny,

4221
02:54:55,100 --> 02:54:57,480
because that's exactly what I say when I do my radio show.

4222
02:54:57,620 --> 02:54:58,600
This is a user group.

4223
02:54:58,660 --> 02:54:59,980
You don't know what a user group is,

4224
02:55:00,020 --> 02:55:00,940
but that's what we're doing.

4225
02:55:01,000 --> 02:55:02,480
That was the genesis of the show.

4226
02:55:02,600 --> 02:55:04,120
So why don't we do a live user's group?

4227
02:55:04,160 --> 02:55:05,300
So we've got Jim Warren to come in,

4228
02:55:05,320 --> 02:55:07,060
who did the West Coast Computer Fair, as you recall.

4229
02:55:07,140 --> 02:55:10,700
He used to ride around the West Coast Computer Fair on roller skates.

4230
02:55:10,700 --> 02:55:11,020
Right.

4231
02:55:11,200 --> 02:55:11,880
Roller skates.

4232
02:55:11,880 --> 02:55:12,700
He was quite the lead.

4233
02:55:12,700 --> 02:55:13,500
And all his buddies.

4234
02:55:13,500 --> 02:55:15,960
It was a live show every Thursday night from 8 to 9.

4235
02:55:16,600 --> 02:55:17,840
Now, so you didn't host it on the box.

4236
02:55:17,840 --> 02:55:18,900
I didn't host it in the first year.

4237
02:55:18,900 --> 02:55:20,080
You were the station manager.

4238
02:55:20,080 --> 02:55:21,240
I was the manager of the station,

4239
02:55:21,340 --> 02:55:22,660
so I was able to say, hey, let's do it.

4240
02:55:22,660 --> 02:55:23,560
I didn't have to ask anybody.

4241
02:55:23,700 --> 02:55:23,840
Right.

4242
02:55:24,140 --> 02:55:25,220
So I said, let's do this show.

4243
02:55:25,540 --> 02:55:28,420
So this is because you had a passion for this stuff.

4244
02:55:28,560 --> 02:55:29,280
I had a passion.

4245
02:55:29,380 --> 02:55:30,160
I thought there was a need.

4246
02:55:30,340 --> 02:55:31,220
And there was a need.

4247
02:55:31,260 --> 02:55:31,800
There was a need.

4248
02:55:31,960 --> 02:55:32,500
I mean, the users group.

4249
02:55:32,500 --> 02:55:35,080
This was in the era when software was coming in baggies.

4250
02:55:35,640 --> 02:55:37,240
Oh, I mean, if you got a manual, it was Xerox.

4251
02:55:37,240 --> 02:55:37,640
And if you got a manual, it was Xerox.

4252
02:55:37,640 --> 02:55:38,620
And it opened up the lid.

4253
02:55:39,420 --> 02:55:41,400
Software used to come out in baggies.

4254
02:55:41,420 --> 02:55:43,480
There was no place to find the answers except users groups.

4255
02:55:43,600 --> 02:55:45,400
Now, archive.org has.

4256
02:55:46,060 --> 02:55:51,420
We used to be hanging about 20, 40 guys in a basement.

4257
02:55:53,600 --> 02:55:58,360
Remember that shit back in the early 90s, late 80s?

4258
02:55:59,700 --> 02:56:01,940
Used to have Kiki running around.

4259
02:56:03,780 --> 02:56:05,080
Remember that shit, right?

4260
02:56:05,940 --> 02:56:07,820
I never could tell you, Stuart.

4261
02:56:08,660 --> 02:56:11,840
I never could tell you how big of an impression you made on me.

4262
02:56:14,000 --> 02:56:15,100
Stuart Shafé.

4263
02:56:17,600 --> 02:56:20,300
Stuart Shafé.

4264
02:56:21,140 --> 02:56:23,200
You turned up, 40 of us.

4265
02:56:23,200 --> 02:56:26,160
We'd be stuck in the basement, 40 of us guys.

4266
02:56:27,020 --> 02:56:29,860
Stuart Shafé would turn up with a baggie of software.

4267
02:56:31,220 --> 02:56:32,540
And Kiki Stockhammer.

4268
02:56:32,980 --> 02:56:34,340
Remember that Stockhammer?

4269
02:56:35,580 --> 02:56:38,900
Stuart, you're damn right you remember it.

4270
02:56:42,460 --> 02:56:43,060
Congratulations.

4271
02:56:45,260 --> 02:56:46,740
Stuart Shafé.

4272
02:56:48,540 --> 02:56:50,360
You got a Stockhammer.

4273
02:56:50,360 --> 02:56:50,380
You got a Stockhammer.

4274
02:56:50,380 --> 02:56:53,160
Where is she?

4275
02:56:53,680 --> 02:56:54,640
We've seen the video.

4276
02:56:54,640 --> 02:56:56,880
That's exactly what I say when I do my radio show.

4277
02:56:56,880 --> 02:56:58,000
This is a user group.

4278
02:56:58,000 --> 02:57:00,340
You don't know what a user group is, but that's what we're doing.

4279
02:57:00,560 --> 02:57:02,220
Where's the user group, Shafé?

4280
02:57:02,280 --> 02:57:03,520
Why don't we do a live user group?

4281
02:57:03,580 --> 02:57:06,440
So we got Jim Warren to come in who did the West Coast Computer Fair, as you recall.

4282
02:57:06,580 --> 02:57:09,040
West Coast Computer Fair.

4283
02:57:09,040 --> 02:57:10,620
Remember that shit?

4284
02:57:11,240 --> 02:57:15,420
40 of us wise guys just sitting around the basement with our little baggies.

4285
02:57:16,360 --> 02:57:22,280
And you come in there with Kiki and you whip out a little baggie and start filming.

4286
02:57:23,060 --> 02:57:23,540
Remember that?

4287
02:57:23,540 --> 02:57:25,820
He used to ride around the West Coast Computer.

4288
02:57:26,080 --> 02:57:26,740
I'm roller skates.

4289
02:57:26,760 --> 02:57:27,060
Right.

4290
02:57:27,280 --> 02:57:28,000
He's quite the lad.

4291
02:57:28,000 --> 02:57:30,640
Remember Kiki would come out on roller skates?

4292
02:57:32,640 --> 02:57:35,060
God damn right you remember that shit.

4293
02:57:35,840 --> 02:57:37,280
I'm in my Shafé.

4294
02:57:37,400 --> 02:57:38,380
Thanks so much.

4295
02:57:38,380 --> 02:57:39,700
And all his buddies.

4296
02:57:39,840 --> 02:57:42,160
It was a live show every Thursday night from 8 to 9.

4297
02:57:42,960 --> 02:57:44,040
So you didn't host it out in the box.

4298
02:57:44,040 --> 02:57:45,080
I didn't host it in the first year.

4299
02:57:45,080 --> 02:57:46,260
You were the station manager.

4300
02:57:46,360 --> 02:57:48,860
I was the manager of the station, so I was able to say, hey, let's do it.

4301
02:57:48,880 --> 02:57:49,700
I didn't have to ask anybody.

4302
02:57:49,900 --> 02:57:50,040
Right.

4303
02:57:50,360 --> 02:57:51,420
So I said, let's do this show.

4304
02:57:51,740 --> 02:57:54,600
So this is because you had a passion for this stuff.

4305
02:57:54,760 --> 02:57:55,480
I had a passion.

4306
02:57:55,600 --> 02:57:56,360
I thought there was a need.

4307
02:57:56,540 --> 02:57:57,420
And there was a need.

4308
02:57:57,460 --> 02:57:58,000
There was a need.

4309
02:57:58,420 --> 02:58:01,180
This was in the era when software was coming in baggies.

4310
02:58:01,200 --> 02:58:01,440
Right.

4311
02:58:01,800 --> 02:58:04,940
Oh, I mean, you put boards in the thing, open up the lid.

4312
02:58:04,940 --> 02:58:06,660
I mean, nobody could figure out anything.

4313
02:58:06,800 --> 02:58:09,700
As I said, there was no place to find the answers except users groups.

4314
02:58:10,020 --> 02:58:14,760
Now, Ark, remember that user group we used to be in, Shafay, me and you and Kiki?

4315
02:58:15,940 --> 02:58:19,200
We used to be writing our little messages on bulletin boards.

4316
02:58:20,120 --> 02:58:21,300
BBS, right?

4317
02:58:21,400 --> 02:58:21,980
Am I right?

4318
02:58:23,660 --> 02:58:25,920
Remember we used to do that little Kiki dance?

4319
02:58:25,920 --> 02:58:43,940
archive.org has uh all 20 years of the computer articles computer chronicles and and it's amazing

4320
02:58:43,940 --> 02:58:49,220
because you could do it by keyword do they have the first episode on here i wonder uh i believe

4321
02:58:49,220 --> 02:58:55,060
they do night from 1981 with jim warren let's no we don't the local ones we d22 bc thanks very

4322
02:58:55,060 --> 02:59:01,600
much baby we're never archived unfortunately well this is from 1983 i mean they were live those first

4323
02:59:01,600 --> 02:59:08,720
ones were live mainframe 1984 the winnebago baiters do you remember those winnebago baiters

4324
02:59:08,720 --> 02:59:16,080
me you and kiki got involved in some freaky shit 40 guys in a basement with their bags

4325
02:59:16,080 --> 02:59:22,600
there was nobody recording it we didn't even record them at the time they were just live shows uh there

4326
02:59:22,600 --> 02:59:29,700
it is kcsm san mateo and i like the high quality cg uh that you were using well it's 30 some years

4327
02:59:29,700 --> 02:59:37,960
it's fun you know 30 years doesn't seem that long and yet hey i remember that shit

4328
02:59:37,960 --> 02:59:46,240
doesn't seem that long ago but i remember everything the images are seared into my retina

4329
02:59:46,240 --> 02:59:57,280
it's time you started talking shafi because we got all we got all the computer chronicles

4330
02:59:57,280 --> 03:00:08,060
district attorney has them all too and we've seen them and it's time to go shafi where is he where's kiki

4331
03:00:08,060 --> 03:00:15,980
yeah the capabilities and so forth yeah so you're going away for a long time shafi i encourage people to go to archive.org

4332
03:00:15,980 --> 03:00:23,880
whoop should we should we see a little bit of the old countdown let me uh you know what i have to get the old countdown oh the three two one

4333
03:00:23,880 --> 03:00:33,900
the five four three two one remember that we used to do that little countdown capabilities and so forth yeah so i i encourage people to go to archive.org

4334
03:00:33,900 --> 03:00:41,820
whoop whoop should we see a little bit of the old countdown something slipped in there a little frame you didn't like that shafi

4335
03:00:41,820 --> 03:00:49,720
how about that thatch cottage you got on your barnacle let me uh you know what i have to get the audio coming out of the uh right port here

4336
03:00:49,720 --> 03:00:55,180
let me press the gun in the cup thanks so much baby my uh option key so we can see this

4337
03:00:55,180 --> 03:01:02,360
you should be able to hear it now john there we go weird shit you're into masonic weird shit right here we go we got it right here

4338
03:01:02,360 --> 03:01:10,320
nine five three two one pictures of the fucking uh indian dudes let me press my option key so we can see this

4339
03:01:10,320 --> 03:01:16,240
what's that a shitty abacus a kind of abacus you should be able to hear it now john there we go weird stuff

4340
03:01:16,240 --> 03:01:21,900
yeah this was the old original opening was this local still in 1983 no this is national this is now national

4341
03:01:21,900 --> 03:01:29,140
pbs yeah this one national actually in january of the the evolution of the compota

4342
03:01:29,140 --> 03:01:35,220
with stewart chef face stewie chef remember we used to call you stewie back in the day

4343
03:01:35,220 --> 03:01:38,780
you used to love that stewie

4344
03:01:38,780 --> 03:01:41,580
you used to love that shit

4345
03:01:41,580 --> 03:01:59,540
and this is what information technology looks like yeah what's nice is how high quality this is there's a lot of computer chronicles on youtube it's not this big world this is nice well it's all it's all pirated stuff this is not this is legit archive is the real stuff yeah i'll tell you the story of how we got them all in archive christian oh you got them all

4346
03:01:59,540 --> 03:02:09,180
ben ross and sienna thank you very much can you congratulate ben on his new son i can't congratulations mr ben

4347
03:02:09,180 --> 03:02:11,820
you got a son you got a son

4348
03:02:11,820 --> 03:02:20,020
is it jim warren still on this no no this is me this is the first of the national episodes

4349
03:02:20,020 --> 03:02:32,460
and i cringe when i look at myself and the guy next to you whoa hey and there we go cook's cook's corner newcastle road galway galway galway city county galway

4350
03:02:32,460 --> 03:02:41,980
you're heading up that road to shantler from town from dominic street you go up dominic street you go up to shantler

4351
03:02:41,980 --> 03:02:47,940
and you turn left to go to uh salt hill or you carry on up to shantler you can turn right

4352
03:02:47,940 --> 03:02:58,420
and you can go to cook's thatched bar and you can hang out all day there remember we used to hang out down at cook's thatch cottage bar

4353
03:02:58,420 --> 03:03:02,680
that's where you got that's where you got the idea for the thatch

4354
03:03:02,680 --> 03:03:11,880
that's where you got the idea for the thatch chefei and don't make me beat it out of you

4355
03:03:11,880 --> 03:03:22,080
exactly the same yeah right and the guy next to you wait we got to pause it here is oh if it isn't gary kildall

4356
03:03:22,080 --> 03:03:34,260
legendary gary kildall of dr research he created dr dos which was a competitor to microsoft's cpm he wrote cpm right right

4357
03:03:34,260 --> 03:03:41,220
how did you get him on the show i mean this guy is uh not an entertainer no not a presenter he's he's a geek

4358
03:03:41,780 --> 03:03:49,980
actually when we went when we found the local show was very successful as interesting story we started as a local show right and even though there was no web at the time there's still ebs

4359
03:03:49,980 --> 03:03:51,980
oh yeah there were geeks all over the country

4360
03:03:51,980 --> 03:04:13,180
you're doing a lot of you're doing a lot of you're doing a lot of yapp there and you got a nice little glitter ball lava lamp in the background trying to distract us from what's really going on is that it that's awesome who's that leo laporte guy in the background we don't know

4361
03:04:13,180 --> 03:04:13,320
No.

4362
03:04:16,820 --> 03:04:19,600
One of the fun early Mac shows we did was actually,

4363
03:04:19,760 --> 03:04:22,020
we did a Hypercard show when Hypercard was a big thing.

4364
03:04:22,020 --> 03:04:22,460
Hypercard. Remember that?

4365
03:04:22,480 --> 03:04:23,940
Did Bill Atkinson come on and talk about it?

4366
03:04:23,940 --> 03:04:24,660
Hypercard.

4367
03:04:25,960 --> 03:04:27,120
Boy, oh boy.

4368
03:04:28,340 --> 03:04:30,860
Back with the Hypercard.

4369
03:04:33,180 --> 03:04:34,940
Yeah, things got out of hand.

4370
03:04:35,840 --> 03:04:38,580
You started playing that Hypercard, Shafiq.

4371
03:04:39,320 --> 03:04:41,820
Things got out of hand real fast.

4372
03:04:41,820 --> 03:04:47,480
First, that's when Stockhammer came into town.

4373
03:04:48,700 --> 03:04:50,900
You know what I'm talking about, Shafiq.

4374
03:04:52,000 --> 03:04:53,680
Yeah, you're a good man, right?

4375
03:04:53,840 --> 03:04:54,700
Family man.

4376
03:04:58,780 --> 03:05:00,480
What about Stockhammer?

4377
03:05:02,340 --> 03:05:04,560
We know all there is to know, Shafiq.

4378
03:05:04,660 --> 03:05:06,380
We know about the Beta Convention.

4379
03:05:07,080 --> 03:05:08,940
We know about Gizmo 98.

4380
03:05:10,180 --> 03:05:13,640
We know about Gizmo 98, Shafiq.

4381
03:05:15,160 --> 03:05:17,840
You playing around with your little gizmos,

4382
03:05:18,840 --> 03:05:22,480
while Kiki Stockhammer danced around in heels.

4383
03:05:24,280 --> 03:05:26,260
Loaded betas just clicking the fingers.

4384
03:05:26,840 --> 03:05:31,020
Oh, Kiki, Stockhammer.

4385
03:05:31,500 --> 03:05:32,820
Yo, Shafiq.

4386
03:05:33,500 --> 03:05:34,980
Stock and Hammer.

4387
03:05:35,500 --> 03:05:36,760
And Leo Laporte.

4388
03:05:37,640 --> 03:05:38,280
Triangulation.

4389
03:05:39,860 --> 03:05:41,360
Episode 114.

4390
03:05:41,620 --> 03:05:42,720
Shoo at Shafiq.

4391
03:05:42,820 --> 03:05:43,980
Shoo at Shafiq.

4392
03:05:44,820 --> 03:05:47,620
Those assholes went wild for you, Shafiq.

4393
03:05:49,240 --> 03:05:50,600
They loved you, man.

4394
03:05:51,780 --> 03:05:55,360
And you fucking, you threw it all, you threw it all away.

4395
03:05:56,000 --> 03:05:57,080
You pissed it all up.

4396
03:05:57,560 --> 03:05:58,360
For what?

4397
03:05:58,680 --> 03:05:59,560
The Stockhammer?

4398
03:06:02,560 --> 03:06:03,740
Yes, yes, exactly.

4399
03:06:03,740 --> 03:06:03,960
How fun.

4400
03:06:05,120 --> 03:06:06,960
It was actually a HyperCard magazine at the time.

4401
03:06:07,060 --> 03:06:07,700
It was such a big deal.

4402
03:06:07,720 --> 03:06:07,920
Right.

4403
03:06:07,980 --> 03:06:08,720
Jan Lewis was on.

4404
03:06:08,820 --> 03:06:09,060
Right.

4405
03:06:09,160 --> 03:06:10,140
She started this HyperCard.

4406
03:06:10,140 --> 03:06:11,140
Wait, thanks so much.

4407
03:06:11,160 --> 03:06:12,180
Wendy Woods worked for you.

4408
03:06:12,300 --> 03:06:13,120
Wendy Woods worked for us.

4409
03:06:13,120 --> 03:06:13,860
A lot of great people.

4410
03:06:14,240 --> 03:06:15,380
Just the ease of view.

4411
03:06:15,380 --> 03:06:20,140
So it's fun to see the guy who created CPM talk about the first Macintosh.

4412
03:06:20,920 --> 03:06:21,200
Okay.

4413
03:06:21,340 --> 03:06:23,460
Well, there were some issues there, too, you know.

4414
03:06:23,660 --> 03:06:25,920
We bring in any sort of Microsoft product, Gary.

4415
03:06:26,000 --> 03:06:26,360
Wait a minute.

4416
03:06:26,420 --> 03:06:27,500
I've got to show my version of this.

4417
03:06:27,500 --> 03:06:28,240
Good for him.

4418
03:06:28,600 --> 03:06:29,540
I like it.

4419
03:06:30,060 --> 03:06:31,820
And Gary, I mean, he did a lot of pioneering things.

4420
03:06:31,900 --> 03:06:32,580
I still have.

4421
03:06:32,960 --> 03:06:38,060
The very first digital encyclopedia was on a LaserDisc made by a company Gary owned.

4422
03:06:38,180 --> 03:06:38,440
Really?

4423
03:06:38,540 --> 03:06:38,920
No kidding.

4424
03:06:39,360 --> 03:06:39,920
I still have it.

4425
03:06:39,980 --> 03:06:40,560
It was fantastic.

4426
03:06:40,560 --> 03:06:45,200
The very first encyclopedia on a disc.

4427
03:06:45,200 --> 03:06:47,420
He has all that shit backed up on this.

4428
03:06:47,480 --> 03:06:49,920
I tell you, we had Compton's World Atlas Deluxe.

4429
03:06:51,360 --> 03:06:52,480
We're going to get into that.

4430
03:06:52,500 --> 03:06:53,280
It's not going to happen.

4431
03:06:55,140 --> 03:06:58,380
Can you say hello to Luke from Jenna, please, Fontaine?

4432
03:06:58,640 --> 03:06:59,280
Hey, Luke.

4433
03:06:59,380 --> 03:07:00,300
How's it going, buddy?

4434
03:07:00,840 --> 03:07:01,580
You got a son.

4435
03:07:02,420 --> 03:07:03,080
Where's Jenna?

4436
03:07:04,440 --> 03:07:05,440
Thanks so much.

4437
03:07:07,760 --> 03:07:12,200
Little did Britannica know, but that was the beginning of the end for the printed encyclopedia.

4438
03:07:12,700 --> 03:07:15,480
Here's the Macworld Expo, 1985.

4439
03:07:15,780 --> 03:07:18,340
The very first Macworld Expo.

4440
03:07:18,560 --> 03:07:18,700
Right.

4441
03:07:18,780 --> 03:07:19,360
Well, we had fun.

4442
03:07:19,440 --> 03:07:20,380
We used to cover all the trade shows.

4443
03:07:20,560 --> 03:07:21,380
Comdex and Macworld.

4444
03:07:21,460 --> 03:07:22,840
And they were all in San Francisco then.

4445
03:07:22,920 --> 03:07:23,560
You were well-placed.

4446
03:07:23,560 --> 03:07:24,420
Well, Boston and San Francisco.

4447
03:07:24,560 --> 03:07:25,460
Macworld was in Boston.

4448
03:07:25,640 --> 03:07:25,860
Yeah, that's right.

4449
03:07:25,860 --> 03:07:27,860
Macworld traded between Boston and San Francisco.

4450
03:07:27,860 --> 03:07:29,520
And, of course, Comdex was in Vegas.

4451
03:07:30,140 --> 03:07:30,340
Boy.

4452
03:07:30,940 --> 03:07:30,940
At the maximum...

4453
03:07:30,940 --> 03:07:33,060
In some ways, it's very much the same.

4454
03:07:33,720 --> 03:07:34,020
Exactly.

4455
03:07:34,020 --> 03:07:34,720
In other ways, it's...

4456
03:07:34,720 --> 03:07:38,980
You had the broads with the polished fingernails, clicking mouses.

4457
03:07:40,500 --> 03:07:42,680
That was the thing about you, Chef Faye.

4458
03:07:43,260 --> 03:07:43,740
All the...

4459
03:07:43,740 --> 03:07:45,980
You had all the broads wanting to click.

4460
03:07:47,080 --> 03:07:47,900
Very different.

4461
03:07:48,000 --> 03:07:48,840
Since then, in fact.

4462
03:07:48,860 --> 03:07:50,360
What's interesting, too, I'll tell you about this.

4463
03:07:50,660 --> 03:07:52,520
We sort of have this collection of video.

4464
03:07:52,680 --> 03:07:54,120
It turns out to be it's a collection of evidence.

4465
03:07:54,460 --> 03:07:55,000
Right now, I've been...

4466
03:07:55,000 --> 03:07:58,460
Pyramid of Peril.

4467
03:08:01,960 --> 03:08:05,880
A 32-chapter powerhouse novella.

4468
03:08:07,920 --> 03:08:09,960
By Stuart Shiffey.

4469
03:08:10,680 --> 03:08:12,560
Told in digital format.

4470
03:08:13,020 --> 03:08:14,240
A first of its kind.

4471
03:08:16,040 --> 03:08:20,880
You like to release those books on the computer screen, Shiffey, right?

4472
03:08:21,820 --> 03:08:23,620
You had all those broads clicking.

4473
03:08:24,460 --> 03:08:26,080
With their polished fingernails.

4474
03:08:27,700 --> 03:08:29,020
Their hands.

4475
03:08:30,020 --> 03:08:30,720
And you were there.

4476
03:08:31,020 --> 03:08:31,720
Just watching.

4477
03:08:32,040 --> 03:08:32,240
Wait.

4478
03:08:33,620 --> 03:08:34,920
That's when you met Kiki.

4479
03:08:35,520 --> 03:08:36,520
That's when Kiki came.

4480
03:08:36,880 --> 03:08:37,080
Right?

4481
03:08:37,240 --> 03:08:38,180
Ballymun Red.

4482
03:08:38,280 --> 03:08:39,980
Thanks so much for the tip, Ballymun.

4483
03:08:40,460 --> 03:08:40,700
Right.

4484
03:08:40,820 --> 03:08:43,020
I've been deposed twice in the Apple Samsung suit.

4485
03:08:43,340 --> 03:08:44,880
Because of prior art.

4486
03:08:45,000 --> 03:08:47,020
Because we have products that were introduced that...

4487
03:08:47,020 --> 03:08:47,440
Sure.

4488
03:08:47,780 --> 03:08:48,220
Sure.

4489
03:08:48,420 --> 03:08:50,780
...that belie what those two companies are saying right now.

4490
03:08:50,780 --> 03:08:50,800
Right.

4491
03:08:50,800 --> 03:08:52,500
Yeah, this was introduced many years before.

4492
03:08:52,680 --> 03:08:52,820
Right.

4493
03:08:52,900 --> 03:08:55,120
Well, in many ways, you were making a historical record.

4494
03:08:55,200 --> 03:08:56,180
Did you know that at the time?

4495
03:08:56,220 --> 03:08:56,820
Did you feel that?

4496
03:08:57,180 --> 03:08:58,260
No, I didn't.

4497
03:08:58,360 --> 03:09:00,460
But, I mean, obviously, we were collecting all these things.

4498
03:09:00,460 --> 03:09:02,000
That's how we ended up on Archive.org.

4499
03:09:02,080 --> 03:09:02,740
I mean, that's a good story, too.

4500
03:09:02,740 --> 03:09:02,880
Right.

4501
03:09:02,880 --> 03:09:06,900
When I was doing the Internet Cafe show, we did a show on Archive.org.

4502
03:09:06,900 --> 03:09:09,080
I had Brewster Kallong as a guest on Andrew Brewster.

4503
03:09:09,080 --> 03:09:12,460
We were in the cafe with Chef Faye.

4504
03:09:12,460 --> 03:09:14,380
Ba-boo, ba-boo.

4505
03:09:15,000 --> 03:09:16,500
Ba-sim-fo-kiki.

4506
03:09:16,700 --> 03:09:17,660
Ba-ba-boo.

4507
03:09:18,360 --> 03:09:20,640
Ba-ba-boo, ba-boo.

4508
03:09:21,700 --> 03:09:23,700
Ba-ba-ba-boo, ba-ba-boo.

4509
03:09:23,700 --> 03:09:25,700
Ba-ba-ba-boo, ba-boo, ba-boo.

4510
03:09:26,700 --> 03:09:28,740
Stuart Chef Faye.

4511
03:09:29,120 --> 03:09:33,860
He got that Mac world up in his head.

4512
03:09:34,300 --> 03:09:36,220
And Kiki, she loved that shit.

4513
03:09:36,620 --> 03:09:37,600
Couldn't say no.

4514
03:09:38,280 --> 03:09:39,840
Couldn't say boo-to-a-goose.

4515
03:09:40,560 --> 03:09:44,720
You had the keys to the kingdom, Chef Faye, and you fucked it all away.

4516
03:09:50,920 --> 03:09:51,880
Press play, please.

4517
03:09:52,000 --> 03:09:54,040
And after the show, we were just sitting around chatting.

4518
03:09:54,160 --> 03:09:56,380
I said, Brewster, you're interested in all those archiving stuff.

4519
03:09:56,400 --> 03:09:57,300
And he was doing websites.

4520
03:09:57,420 --> 03:09:58,180
I knew it was the Wayback Machine.

4521
03:09:58,180 --> 03:09:58,340
Right.

4522
03:09:58,680 --> 03:10:02,300
Yeah, he did Waze, sold it for AOL for lots of money, created the Wayback Machine.

4523
03:10:02,300 --> 03:10:02,620
Exactly.

4524
03:10:02,820 --> 03:10:04,160
So basically, it was websites.

4525
03:10:04,480 --> 03:10:05,780
And he had a little bit of music on there.

4526
03:10:05,880 --> 03:10:06,060
Right.

4527
03:10:07,140 --> 03:10:08,580
Yeah, Iuma, I think he bought.

4528
03:10:08,720 --> 03:10:08,820
Yeah.

4529
03:10:08,940 --> 03:10:10,720
And I sat down, I said, you know, I have this problem.

4530
03:10:10,840 --> 03:10:15,280
I have this tremendous collection of the history of the personal computer industry on videotape.

4531
03:10:15,320 --> 03:10:15,940
This is history.

4532
03:10:16,020 --> 03:10:16,960
Sitting on shelves.

4533
03:10:17,100 --> 03:10:20,240
Is there some way you'd be interested in putting that up on Archive.org?

4534
03:10:20,660 --> 03:10:21,720
He said, great idea.

4535
03:10:21,720 --> 03:10:26,840
And we made a deal, and they actually paid for digitizing hundreds of hours of tape.

4536
03:10:26,940 --> 03:10:30,320
And the show, as you can imagine, over the years, was on two-inch tape, one-inch tape, half-inch tape.

4537
03:10:30,340 --> 03:10:32,880
This thing about Sheffey, he had hundreds of hours of tape.

4538
03:10:33,720 --> 03:10:35,100
He was mad about tape.

4539
03:10:35,600 --> 03:10:42,640
I know he even had a 30-minute show reel of Kiki's stock hammer locked in a case up in the attic.

4540
03:10:43,880 --> 03:10:48,740
Turns out when the feds raided the house, the case was nowhere to be seen.

4541
03:10:49,580 --> 03:10:50,620
Case closed.

4542
03:10:51,440 --> 03:10:53,640
So it was in every format.

4543
03:10:53,940 --> 03:10:54,120
Yeah.

4544
03:10:54,320 --> 03:10:56,800
So, I mean, it was quite a job to digitize all of those.

4545
03:10:56,800 --> 03:10:57,900
And not inexpensive.

4546
03:10:57,900 --> 03:10:58,480
I tell you, sir.

4547
03:10:58,480 --> 03:11:03,360
He was quite a job to digitize the stock hammer footage, but he did it.

4548
03:11:05,020 --> 03:11:06,640
Where's the footage, Sheffey?

4549
03:11:07,920 --> 03:11:09,500
It's up on YouTube now.

4550
03:11:09,820 --> 03:11:12,060
You thought we were never going to find out what we did.

4551
03:11:12,140 --> 03:11:14,700
The whole world's going to see what you were up to, Sheffey.

4552
03:11:14,960 --> 03:11:16,080
We put them all up online.

4553
03:11:16,200 --> 03:11:18,480
Trying to pry the old screensaver shows up.

4554
03:11:18,480 --> 03:11:19,860
Put them all up online.

4555
03:11:19,960 --> 03:11:20,760
You heard that, right?

4556
03:11:20,880 --> 03:11:21,540
You heard that.

4557
03:11:21,940 --> 03:11:24,300
I mean, it was quite a job to digitize all of those.

4558
03:11:24,300 --> 03:11:25,380
And not inexpensive.

4559
03:11:25,880 --> 03:11:26,100
Yeah.

4560
03:11:26,220 --> 03:11:27,460
And we put them all up online.

4561
03:11:27,580 --> 03:11:29,300
Trying to pry the old screensaver.

4562
03:11:29,300 --> 03:11:30,820
Put them all up online.

4563
03:11:32,700 --> 03:11:34,980
This shit has no end.

4564
03:11:35,360 --> 03:11:36,720
Team Malone, thanks so much.

4565
03:11:36,760 --> 03:11:39,280
The thing about you, Fontaine, is you got a son.

4566
03:11:41,280 --> 03:11:43,460
Saber shows out of NBC Universal.

4567
03:11:43,660 --> 03:11:43,800
Yeah.

4568
03:11:43,920 --> 03:11:44,900
For kind of the same reason.

4569
03:11:44,980 --> 03:11:47,180
I mean, it was only six years compared to year 25.

4570
03:11:47,600 --> 03:11:47,840
Yeah, yeah.

4571
03:11:48,080 --> 03:11:51,300
There was a period of time that that was a historical record of.

4572
03:11:51,400 --> 03:11:51,900
Absolutely, absolutely.

4573
03:11:52,380 --> 03:11:53,320
Here we go.

4574
03:11:53,400 --> 03:11:57,540
This was the classic roundtable format where you'd have these guys in.

4575
03:11:57,720 --> 03:11:58,320
Bob Foster.

4576
03:11:58,320 --> 03:11:58,840
This is VP marketing.

4577
03:11:58,840 --> 03:12:00,280
We had Bob Foster there.

4578
03:12:00,380 --> 03:12:02,520
And we got more people in.

4579
03:12:02,640 --> 03:12:03,940
Format where you'd have these guys.

4580
03:12:04,340 --> 03:12:06,740
He was the VP of marketing at Telos.

4581
03:12:09,680 --> 03:12:12,480
Remember that son of a bitch, Bob Foster?

4582
03:12:12,720 --> 03:12:15,300
VP of marketing at Telos Software.

4583
03:12:15,860 --> 03:12:16,500
Prod.

4584
03:12:18,400 --> 03:12:19,980
Productions to you and me.

4585
03:12:20,400 --> 03:12:20,920
Protestant.

4586
03:12:22,120 --> 03:12:25,640
To other people in a specific region of the world.

4587
03:12:27,880 --> 03:12:28,960
Who's next?

4588
03:12:28,960 --> 03:12:30,920
VP marketing for Telos Software.

4589
03:12:31,380 --> 03:12:31,760
Well, this is.

4590
03:12:32,160 --> 03:12:33,480
Well, well, well.

4591
03:12:33,480 --> 03:12:38,720
If it isn't Joanna Hoffman.

4592
03:12:40,400 --> 03:12:41,760
Dustin's sister.

4593
03:12:42,940 --> 03:12:45,380
The international marketing manager at Apple.

4594
03:12:46,240 --> 03:12:49,340
One more thing about that Bob Hoffman, son of a bitch.

4595
03:12:50,020 --> 03:12:50,920
Historical record of.

4596
03:12:51,300 --> 03:12:52,740
Was it Bob Hoffman there?

4597
03:12:52,740 --> 03:12:52,880
Here we go.

4598
03:12:53,040 --> 03:12:56,840
This was the classic roundtable format where you'd have these guys.

4599
03:12:57,060 --> 03:12:58,640
Or was it Noel Edmonds?

4600
03:13:00,640 --> 03:13:01,080
Shit.

4601
03:13:01,180 --> 03:13:02,160
I'm expecting this.

4602
03:13:02,500 --> 03:13:04,500
This mofo to phone a friend.

4603
03:13:04,640 --> 03:13:05,720
Phone the banker anymore.

4604
03:13:07,060 --> 03:13:08,040
Noel's house party.

4605
03:13:08,240 --> 03:13:08,960
Who's next?

4606
03:13:09,020 --> 03:13:10,100
Mr. Blobby?

4607
03:13:12,960 --> 03:13:15,300
You really went deep this time, Shafay.

4608
03:13:15,820 --> 03:13:17,140
This is Shafay.

4609
03:13:17,140 --> 03:13:18,900
VP marketing for Telos Software.

4610
03:13:19,240 --> 03:13:20,040
Well, this is way back.

4611
03:13:20,120 --> 03:13:20,800
Yeah, this is still season one.

4612
03:13:20,800 --> 03:13:23,220
Joanna was the early marketing manager at Apple.

4613
03:13:23,260 --> 03:13:23,280
Joanna Hoffman.

4614
03:13:23,280 --> 03:13:25,320
This is still season one or two, I can tell from the set.

4615
03:13:25,380 --> 03:13:26,140
And look at this.

4616
03:13:26,240 --> 03:13:26,780
Who's this piece?

4617
03:13:26,780 --> 03:13:27,680
Motor oil, 58,000.

4618
03:13:27,760 --> 03:13:28,780
Intel, 286.

4619
03:13:29,200 --> 03:13:29,660
But half a million.

4620
03:13:30,720 --> 03:13:35,140
That same son of a gun Gary killed, though.

4621
03:13:38,700 --> 03:13:41,460
The Computer Chronicles.

4622
03:13:42,000 --> 03:13:42,980
Isn't that nice?

4623
03:13:45,360 --> 03:13:47,160
Where's Stockhammer, Shafay?

4624
03:13:48,600 --> 03:13:49,500
Hey, Shafay.

4625
03:13:50,160 --> 03:13:51,200
We've seen the videos.

4626
03:13:51,520 --> 03:13:54,820
We've seen the 30-minute raw and cut Stockhammer footage.

4627
03:13:56,740 --> 03:13:58,100
We know it was you.

4628
03:13:58,100 --> 03:14:02,420
We know it was you, Shafay.

4629
03:14:04,300 --> 03:14:05,220
Hey, Shafay.

4630
03:14:06,500 --> 03:14:07,640
I know it was you.

4631
03:14:09,300 --> 03:14:11,000
You broke my heart, Shafay.

4632
03:14:13,080 --> 03:14:14,280
You broke my heart.

4633
03:14:16,160 --> 03:14:17,560
Like a memory and sort of standard.

4634
03:14:17,680 --> 03:14:20,880
We have high-resolution graphics like the Macintosh.

4635
03:14:21,280 --> 03:14:26,920
And it leads us to a whole new level of software where graphics is a very, very important part of the application.

4636
03:14:27,380 --> 03:14:32,640
So we all had ties and jackets when we started this, before we got into the more geek look.

4637
03:14:32,660 --> 03:14:33,080
We got relaxed.

4638
03:14:33,080 --> 03:14:35,640
We changed the set a couple times and made it look more like a computer lab.

4639
03:14:35,660 --> 03:14:36,160
I liked it.

4640
03:14:36,160 --> 03:14:41,180
It was always, of course, this is fake, but it looked like you were looking out over the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.

4641
03:14:41,180 --> 03:14:41,580
That's true.

4642
03:14:41,920 --> 03:14:43,180
Golden Gate Bridge.

4643
03:14:43,460 --> 03:14:44,380
We were in a TV studio.

4644
03:14:44,440 --> 03:14:44,980
We were in a TV.

4645
03:14:45,660 --> 03:14:47,180
San Francisco.

4646
03:14:47,580 --> 03:14:50,940
But I like it.

4647
03:14:50,960 --> 03:14:53,100
It felt like, you know, here we are somewhere in the...

4648
03:14:53,100 --> 03:14:53,280
It certainly...

4649
03:14:53,280 --> 03:14:54,180
You know what it did?

4650
03:14:54,260 --> 03:14:56,540
It placed it in Silicon Valley.

4651
03:14:56,680 --> 03:14:58,160
And I think that was pretty important, actually.

4652
03:14:58,680 --> 03:14:59,440
Well, that's what I was...

4653
03:14:59,440 --> 03:15:00,700
I mean, that was one of our selling points.

4654
03:15:00,780 --> 03:15:01,320
We were right in the Valley.

4655
03:15:01,400 --> 03:15:01,820
You're there.

4656
03:15:02,000 --> 03:15:02,480
You have access to all these people.

4657
03:15:02,480 --> 03:15:02,720
Yeah.

4658
03:15:03,260 --> 03:15:04,120
I have to find it.

4659
03:15:04,160 --> 03:15:07,760
I will find the John C. Dvorak clip.

4660
03:15:07,880 --> 03:15:08,720
I don't know if I can find it.

4661
03:15:10,580 --> 03:15:12,380
Philip Seymour Boffman.

4662
03:15:15,840 --> 03:15:18,220
Billip Remor Boffman.

4663
03:15:18,720 --> 03:15:20,560
Probably won't be too exciting if they go...

4664
03:15:20,560 --> 03:15:23,100
Were there surprises as you're going along?

4665
03:15:23,220 --> 03:15:23,640
I mean, you're seeing...

4666
03:15:23,640 --> 03:15:25,300
The Silicon Capital.

4667
03:15:27,460 --> 03:15:30,060
Hey, thanks very much, Seamus and Thea Malone.

4668
03:15:30,480 --> 03:15:32,960
We're getting deeper inside the conspiracy here.

4669
03:15:34,740 --> 03:15:37,660
Our young Buck Francis had to take a hike.

4670
03:15:38,300 --> 03:15:41,000
Said that the conspiracy was getting too dark for him.

4671
03:15:41,660 --> 03:15:45,540
He needed Fontaine to come in and cast a weary eye over proceedings.

4672
03:15:47,780 --> 03:15:51,200
That old guy, Gary Guinness, said he'd give me a boost, too.

4673
03:15:51,960 --> 03:15:54,300
He reminds me of a show we did with Peter Norton.

4674
03:15:54,820 --> 03:15:57,340
So when Norton came out with the disc, whatever...

4675
03:15:57,340 --> 03:16:00,460
He reminds me of Ray Mears.

4676
03:16:00,460 --> 03:16:04,720
The Roly-Poly Survival Man from BBC.

4677
03:16:06,720 --> 03:16:09,140
I'll tell you what else is crazy.

4678
03:16:10,260 --> 03:16:10,640
Shutterstock...

4679
03:16:10,640 --> 03:16:11,080
Shutterstock...

4680
03:16:11,080 --> 03:16:13,640
Shutterstock images of squirrels.

4681
03:16:14,480 --> 03:16:14,740
Squirrels.

4682
03:16:14,800 --> 03:16:15,640
There's even...

4683
03:16:15,640 --> 03:16:20,640
30% off Shutterstock squirrels.

4684
03:16:20,640 --> 03:16:27,820
Dozens of happy animals.

4685
03:16:27,820 --> 03:16:28,820
You can also use...

4686
03:16:28,820 --> 03:16:32,560
Dozens of happy animals.

4687
03:16:33,020 --> 03:16:35,120
Spectrum tool to narrow it down by color.

4688
03:16:35,260 --> 03:16:37,340
So you can say, well, I have a purple palette.

4689
03:16:37,440 --> 03:16:39,620
I need a purple happy squirrel.

4690
03:16:40,380 --> 03:16:42,560
Photos, illustrations, vectors, videos.

4691
03:16:42,800 --> 03:16:44,640
There's a separate tab for video footage.

4692
03:16:44,640 --> 03:16:45,220
Red Tech UK.

4693
03:16:45,220 --> 03:16:46,300
Thanks so much.

4694
03:16:46,300 --> 03:16:46,640
Browse around.

4695
03:16:46,840 --> 03:16:48,060
Get the iPad app.

4696
03:16:48,160 --> 03:16:49,180
I think you'll really like that.

4697
03:16:49,260 --> 03:16:50,140
It won a Webby Award.

4698
03:16:50,220 --> 03:16:50,860
It's just gorgeous.

4699
03:16:51,580 --> 03:16:56,140
Once you create an account, you can save these images and videos to your lightbox.

4700
03:16:56,320 --> 03:16:57,980
Share them with the coworkers, colleagues.

4701
03:16:58,320 --> 03:17:00,020
Or just keep them for future reference.

4702
03:17:00,600 --> 03:17:01,020
You can...

4703
03:17:01,020 --> 03:17:03,940
What's this got to do with Shafay, Fontaine?

4704
03:17:05,280 --> 03:17:06,200
Shutterstock...

4705
03:17:06,200 --> 03:17:07,480
You know that guy.

4706
03:17:07,560 --> 03:17:09,060
You know that guy, Shutterstock.

4707
03:17:09,160 --> 03:17:13,340
You got loads of images of people enjoying themselves in cars.

4708
03:17:14,000 --> 03:17:15,120
Kids eating melons.

4709
03:17:16,080 --> 03:17:18,060
Mommies kissing their kids.

4710
03:17:20,200 --> 03:17:20,680
Triangulation.

4711
03:17:20,880 --> 03:17:21,480
Fucked up.

4712
03:17:21,720 --> 03:17:23,300
It's fucked up, Shafay.

4713
03:17:26,080 --> 03:17:27,800
Shutterstock.com.

4714
03:17:27,800 --> 03:17:28,640
Calm.

4715
03:17:29,800 --> 03:17:30,400
Love them.

4716
03:17:31,980 --> 03:17:34,640
Was it hard to get advertisers in the early days?

4717
03:17:34,680 --> 03:17:36,100
Well, I like that transition.

4718
03:17:36,260 --> 03:17:37,020
It was smooth.

4719
03:17:37,980 --> 03:17:39,900
It was such a nice see.

4720
03:17:41,120 --> 03:17:50,000
From selling the stock image website into the question to Shafay.

4721
03:17:50,360 --> 03:17:51,480
I got to tell you something.

4722
03:17:51,940 --> 03:17:53,500
That son of a bitch, Shafay.

4723
03:17:54,140 --> 03:17:55,860
He thinks he's being questioned now.

4724
03:17:55,980 --> 03:17:56,720
He hasn't been questioned.

4725
03:17:56,860 --> 03:17:59,140
Wait until he's in an interview room with myself.

4726
03:18:00,420 --> 03:18:02,400
That son of a bitch ain't gonna last two minutes.

4727
03:18:02,820 --> 03:18:05,280
Stock.com.

4728
03:18:06,420 --> 03:18:07,000
Love them.

4729
03:18:08,580 --> 03:18:10,200
Was it hard to get advertisers in the air?

4730
03:18:10,200 --> 03:18:11,340
What a motherfucking liar.

4731
03:18:14,340 --> 03:18:16,520
Shutterstock.com.

4732
03:18:16,520 --> 03:18:17,520
Shutterstock.com.

4733
03:18:17,520 --> 03:18:17,900
Love.

4734
03:18:17,900 --> 03:18:20,800
Love.

4735
03:18:22,060 --> 03:18:29,740
Was it hard to get studio time with Kiki when you were filming her prancing around in the heels and that skirt?

4736
03:18:31,420 --> 03:18:32,560
What he's saying there, right?

4737
03:18:32,560 --> 03:18:32,600
What are you saying there, right?

4738
03:18:33,300 --> 03:18:34,220
Son of a bitch.

4739
03:18:36,380 --> 03:18:36,760
Shutterstock.com.

4740
03:18:38,760 --> 03:18:45,180
Love them.

4741
03:18:45,180 --> 03:18:45,440
Love them.

4742
03:18:47,180 --> 03:18:49,680
Was it hard to get advertisers in the early days?

4743
03:18:49,740 --> 03:18:51,140
Did people understand what you were doing?

4744
03:18:51,820 --> 03:18:53,900
It was very hard in the middle at the beginning.

4745
03:18:54,000 --> 03:18:54,840
It was very hard at the end.

4746
03:18:54,900 --> 03:18:55,820
It was very easy in the middle.

4747
03:18:55,940 --> 03:18:56,580
When it was booming.

4748
03:18:56,920 --> 03:18:57,080
Yeah.

4749
03:18:57,140 --> 03:18:58,300
When it was booming, it was a piece of cake.

4750
03:18:58,380 --> 03:18:58,880
My people were...

4751
03:18:58,880 --> 03:19:00,320
Mary Honey 32.

4752
03:19:00,520 --> 03:19:02,040
Thanks so much for the tip.

4753
03:19:02,160 --> 03:19:04,220
Very, very kind of you, Mary Honey.

4754
03:19:04,300 --> 03:19:05,680
Very kind of you.

4755
03:19:07,780 --> 03:19:08,900
And thank you.

4756
03:19:09,600 --> 03:19:10,380
You got a son.

4757
03:19:10,820 --> 03:19:11,560
Knocking on the door.

4758
03:19:11,660 --> 03:19:11,820
Yeah.

4759
03:19:11,960 --> 03:19:13,880
The very beginning, this was such a new idea.

4760
03:19:13,960 --> 03:19:14,080
Right.

4761
03:19:14,380 --> 03:19:15,940
Fortunately, digital research came in.

4762
03:19:16,300 --> 03:19:18,140
Remember Byte Magazine at the time?

4763
03:19:18,320 --> 03:19:19,040
Couldn't forget it.

4764
03:19:19,140 --> 03:19:19,540
Byte was a sponsor.

4765
03:19:19,540 --> 03:19:20,320
Jerry Pornell and Katie Smear.

4766
03:19:20,320 --> 03:19:20,760
Exactly.

4767
03:19:21,020 --> 03:19:22,360
Byte was a sponsor of digital research.

4768
03:19:22,360 --> 03:19:22,800
Jerry Pornell.

4769
03:19:23,080 --> 03:19:23,680
The porn magnet.

4770
03:19:23,680 --> 03:19:27,380
And believe it or not, the biggest first sponsor was an English company nobody's ever heard of called Micro Focus.

4771
03:19:29,140 --> 03:19:29,420
Micro Focus.

4772
03:19:30,520 --> 03:19:32,620
Jerry Pornell, the porn magnet.

4773
03:19:33,560 --> 03:19:34,720
Kiki Stockhammer.

4774
03:19:34,960 --> 03:19:36,100
Stuart Sheffy.

4775
03:19:37,160 --> 03:19:38,660
At Sheffy on Twitter.

4776
03:19:39,500 --> 03:19:42,720
I remember them, but only because of the ads on Computer Protocols.

4777
03:19:42,720 --> 03:19:43,260
They were the very first.

4778
03:19:43,340 --> 03:19:44,100
Well, they really made it happen.

4779
03:19:44,100 --> 03:19:44,380
What did they do?

4780
03:19:44,800 --> 03:19:45,160
Micro Focus.

4781
03:19:45,480 --> 03:19:46,500
They can...

4782
03:19:46,500 --> 03:19:47,840
I forget what it was, but...

4783
03:19:47,840 --> 03:19:48,900
Some...

4784
03:19:48,900 --> 03:19:51,540
Some piece of shit company.

4785
03:19:52,600 --> 03:19:56,560
Some loser company from Wimeytown.

4786
03:19:57,560 --> 03:19:58,640
Remember that sponsor?

4787
03:19:58,960 --> 03:20:01,400
Those pieces of shit Micro Focus?

4788
03:20:02,840 --> 03:20:03,960
What did they do?

4789
03:20:04,120 --> 03:20:04,620
I don't know.

4790
03:20:05,160 --> 03:20:06,200
Who cares?

4791
03:20:06,540 --> 03:20:08,900
They had the greenbacks.

4792
03:20:09,340 --> 03:20:10,340
That's all I remember.

4793
03:20:13,000 --> 03:20:13,880
Micro Focus?

4794
03:20:14,020 --> 03:20:15,140
What a bunch of jerks.

4795
03:20:15,300 --> 03:20:18,140
I remember them, but only because of the ads on Computer Protocols.

4796
03:20:18,140 --> 03:20:18,720
They were the very first.

4797
03:20:18,800 --> 03:20:19,620
Well, they really made it happen.

4798
03:20:19,620 --> 03:20:19,840
What did they do?

4799
03:20:20,300 --> 03:20:20,700
Micro Focus.

4800
03:20:20,920 --> 03:20:21,360
They...

4801
03:20:21,360 --> 03:20:21,920
They can...

4802
03:20:21,920 --> 03:20:23,100
I forget what it was, but...

4803
03:20:23,100 --> 03:20:24,320
Some...

4804
03:20:24,320 --> 03:20:25,100
Some...

4805
03:20:25,100 --> 03:20:28,900
And there we have the classic Stuart...

4806
03:20:28,900 --> 03:20:29,500
Stuart...

4807
03:20:29,500 --> 03:20:33,240
Stewie Sheffey two-finger cheek rub.

4808
03:20:33,440 --> 03:20:39,940
Because he knows that he can't release any classified information about Micro Fuckers.

4809
03:20:40,980 --> 03:20:41,980
So he rubs the cheek.

4810
03:20:41,980 --> 03:20:42,780
What did they do?

4811
03:20:42,780 --> 03:20:43,580
Micro Focus.

4812
03:20:43,580 --> 03:20:44,280
They...

4813
03:20:44,280 --> 03:20:44,900
They can...

4814
03:20:44,900 --> 03:20:46,400
Look, what did they do?

4815
03:20:47,240 --> 03:20:47,900
They...

4816
03:20:47,900 --> 03:20:48,540
They...

4817
03:20:48,540 --> 03:20:50,740
I forget now.

4818
03:20:51,740 --> 03:20:52,660
Son of a bitch.

4819
03:20:53,780 --> 03:20:54,700
He knows...

4820
03:20:54,700 --> 03:20:56,620
He knows damn well what they did.

4821
03:20:57,500 --> 03:20:58,020
They...

4822
03:20:58,020 --> 03:20:58,600
They can...

4823
03:20:58,600 --> 03:20:59,940
I forget what it was, but...

4824
03:20:59,940 --> 03:21:01,020
Some...

4825
03:21:01,020 --> 03:21:02,160
Some mini...

4826
03:21:02,160 --> 03:21:03,060
Money well spent.

4827
03:21:04,200 --> 03:21:06,140
Some software written for minis.

4828
03:21:06,220 --> 03:21:07,540
They can translate into PC software.

4829
03:21:07,540 --> 03:21:07,900
There you go.

4830
03:21:08,000 --> 03:21:09,340
It was an interim...

4831
03:21:09,340 --> 03:21:09,800
Exactly.

4832
03:21:09,880 --> 03:21:11,080
...play, so they're not around.

4833
03:21:11,100 --> 03:21:11,840
So they were the first ones.

4834
03:21:11,980 --> 03:21:13,720
They're not around anymore.

4835
03:21:15,660 --> 03:21:16,380
Luke Murphy.

4836
03:21:16,520 --> 03:21:17,740
Thanks so much for the tip.

4837
03:21:18,380 --> 03:21:19,420
After that, I mean, we had HP.

4838
03:21:19,640 --> 03:21:20,040
We had Intel.

4839
03:21:20,340 --> 03:21:21,080
We had all the big...

4840
03:21:21,080 --> 03:21:22,040
Well, there was no competition.

4841
03:21:22,420 --> 03:21:23,320
Micro Focus.

4842
03:21:23,500 --> 03:21:23,960
Micro Focus.

4843
03:21:23,960 --> 03:21:24,820
What did they do?

4844
03:21:24,940 --> 03:21:25,440
What did they do?

4845
03:21:25,900 --> 03:21:26,540
They...

4846
03:21:26,540 --> 03:21:27,260
They...

4847
03:21:27,260 --> 03:21:29,460
Double Stroke of the cheek.

4848
03:21:29,780 --> 03:21:31,120
I forget now.

4849
03:21:33,000 --> 03:21:34,120
I don't remember.

4850
03:21:34,640 --> 03:21:35,760
But they went bust.

4851
03:21:36,620 --> 03:21:37,780
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

4852
03:21:38,780 --> 03:21:39,220
Right.

4853
03:21:39,940 --> 03:21:41,500
They were an interim company.

4854
03:21:41,720 --> 03:21:42,140
Right.

4855
03:21:43,780 --> 03:21:44,720
Leo Laporte.

4856
03:21:44,940 --> 03:21:47,040
We know exactly what you're doing, son.

4857
03:21:48,020 --> 03:21:53,760
We just found out, too, that Leo Laporte is not only that guy, but it's the guy on the screen in the background.

4858
03:21:54,080 --> 03:21:54,840
For a long time.

4859
03:21:54,960 --> 03:21:55,400
Nobody was doing this.

4860
03:21:55,400 --> 03:21:56,180
Guy couldn't stay up.

4861
03:21:56,380 --> 03:21:56,960
That's right.

4862
03:21:57,040 --> 03:21:58,340
He couldn't handle himself.

4863
03:21:59,200 --> 03:22:00,020
Being on one...

4864
03:22:00,020 --> 03:22:03,240
Being just one person on the screen, it wasn't enough for Laporte.

4865
03:22:03,360 --> 03:22:05,400
He had to be on the TV in the background, too.

4866
03:22:06,180 --> 03:22:06,460
That's right.

4867
03:22:06,540 --> 03:22:08,980
I mean, we were delivering the one audience these people wanted.

4868
03:22:09,120 --> 03:22:10,780
They were all buying computer stuff every week.

4869
03:22:10,780 --> 03:22:10,920
Right.

4870
03:22:11,560 --> 03:22:13,460
Do you remember some memorable demo fails?

4871
03:22:13,940 --> 03:22:15,760
Besides the HP color printer...

4872
03:22:15,760 --> 03:22:17,200
Demo fails.

4873
03:22:18,020 --> 03:22:19,340
Lasered bursting into flames.

4874
03:22:19,400 --> 03:22:20,320
That's a pretty bad one.

4875
03:22:20,340 --> 03:22:21,500
Well, the Peter Norton one, of course.

4876
03:22:21,500 --> 03:22:23,180
Peter not being able to fix the computer.

4877
03:22:23,360 --> 03:22:26,220
John taking apart a PS2 and not being able to put it.

4878
03:22:26,500 --> 03:22:28,500
Remember John taking apart that PS2?

4879
03:22:29,180 --> 03:22:30,320
What a fucking asshole.

4880
03:22:31,800 --> 03:22:33,280
Remember, he couldn't fucking do that.

4881
03:22:34,940 --> 03:22:36,600
We took him out back afterwards.

4882
03:22:36,940 --> 03:22:38,000
We beat him with a belt.

4883
03:22:43,480 --> 03:22:44,540
What's right is right.

4884
03:22:47,000 --> 03:22:48,440
What's right is fucking right.

4885
03:22:50,220 --> 03:22:51,260
We took him back together.

4886
03:22:51,520 --> 03:22:52,540
I've got to find that.

4887
03:22:52,900 --> 03:22:57,120
Well, I mean, early web stuff, of course, it was always a nightmare because connections were so slow.

4888
03:22:57,540 --> 03:22:57,720
Right.

4889
03:22:57,980 --> 03:22:59,140
We still have that problem.

4890
03:22:59,180 --> 03:23:00,860
Yeah, we were always crashing doing web demonstrations.

4891
03:23:01,000 --> 03:23:01,580
But you were smart.

4892
03:23:01,660 --> 03:23:02,820
You didn't do it live, live.

4893
03:23:03,120 --> 03:23:03,520
Crazy.

4894
03:23:03,520 --> 03:23:06,140
But were you able to edit it or was it really live to tape?

4895
03:23:06,140 --> 03:23:06,880
It was pretty much live to tape.

4896
03:23:07,160 --> 03:23:07,800
So if it...

4897
03:23:07,800 --> 03:23:08,660
We did almost no editing.

4898
03:23:08,860 --> 03:23:09,200
If it failed...

4899
03:23:09,200 --> 03:23:11,240
We would do a second take and there was a total disaster.

4900
03:23:11,240 --> 03:23:11,480
Right.

4901
03:23:11,760 --> 03:23:13,720
But there was virtually no post-production on the show.

4902
03:23:13,880 --> 03:23:15,480
I mean, we used to produce field packages, too.

4903
03:23:15,540 --> 03:23:16,460
We would drop in afterwards.

4904
03:23:16,600 --> 03:23:18,960
We saw that one at the early...

4905
03:23:18,960 --> 03:23:19,320
Exactly.

4906
03:23:19,480 --> 03:23:20,560
...Mac World Expo.

4907
03:23:21,940 --> 03:23:23,020
I mean, the classic...

4908
03:23:23,020 --> 03:23:25,400
Mac World Expo.

4909
03:23:26,040 --> 03:23:27,120
There was a classic.

4910
03:23:28,080 --> 03:23:29,960
I'm sure Faye's going to tell us about that classic.

4911
03:23:30,760 --> 03:23:32,560
I can't forget about John, though.

4912
03:23:34,040 --> 03:23:35,780
Tried to take apart a PS2.

4913
03:23:35,960 --> 03:23:37,060
Shit his pants.

4914
03:23:38,420 --> 03:23:41,120
So we took him out back and whipped him with his belt.

4915
03:23:45,180 --> 03:23:46,280
What's done is done.

4916
03:23:48,820 --> 03:23:49,520
Move on.

4917
03:23:52,360 --> 03:23:53,260
Forget about it.

4918
03:23:54,460 --> 03:23:55,640
Classic problems we had.

4919
03:23:56,540 --> 03:23:58,520
Speech recognition shows that never worked.

4920
03:23:59,080 --> 03:23:59,460
Never.

4921
03:23:59,560 --> 03:24:00,020
They never do.

4922
03:24:00,080 --> 03:24:00,640
They still don't.

4923
03:24:00,740 --> 03:24:03,300
Midi music shows that could never get those damn things working right.

4924
03:24:04,980 --> 03:24:05,860
Virtual reality.

4925
03:24:06,000 --> 03:24:07,780
Net stuff never worked the first time around.

4926
03:24:08,520 --> 03:24:08,880
So, yeah.

4927
03:24:09,180 --> 03:24:11,100
We got to bleeding edge from cutting edge.

4928
03:24:11,200 --> 03:24:12,540
We were up for disaster time.

4929
03:24:12,820 --> 03:24:14,540
And the crew would say, oh, we're doing a mini...

4930
03:24:14,540 --> 03:24:14,960
Oh, no.

4931
03:24:15,040 --> 03:24:15,840
Not another mini show.

4932
03:24:15,900 --> 03:24:16,480
I'll be at her at midnight.

4933
03:24:16,620 --> 03:24:19,840
Remember those midnight mini shows?

4934
03:24:21,580 --> 03:24:23,900
Remember those midnight mini shows you used to do?

4935
03:24:25,380 --> 03:24:25,780
Yeah.

4936
03:24:25,900 --> 03:24:27,320
Somebody's got a tape of that.

4937
03:24:29,820 --> 03:24:31,560
What you want us to do, Shavey?

4938
03:24:32,240 --> 03:24:33,620
Only say the word.

4939
03:24:35,420 --> 03:24:36,900
And I shall be healed.

4940
03:24:38,080 --> 03:24:39,700
Were there some things you just wouldn't do?

4941
03:24:41,840 --> 03:24:44,200
Was there something you wouldn't do, Shavey?

4942
03:24:44,320 --> 03:24:47,080
I know there's something you wouldn't do, right?

4943
03:24:48,760 --> 03:24:51,140
I know there's something about you, Shavey.

4944
03:24:51,520 --> 03:24:52,860
I mean, were there people...

4945
03:24:52,860 --> 03:24:54,960
Well, obviously, Michael Dell never came back.

4946
03:24:55,080 --> 03:24:55,760
He was on once.

4947
03:24:55,880 --> 03:24:57,240
Well, he was actually in the studio.

4948
03:24:57,400 --> 03:24:59,420
I interviewed him in the remote package we had done.

4949
03:24:59,440 --> 03:25:00,340
Luke's National Run Day.

4950
03:25:00,360 --> 03:25:01,140
Thank you very much.

4951
03:25:01,140 --> 03:25:05,640
What you do is stuff that was too geeky or too businessy or too commercial.

4952
03:25:06,000 --> 03:25:11,100
I mean, we were representing the average guy who was walking in the computer store that weekend saying,

4953
03:25:11,200 --> 03:25:11,820
I need this.

4954
03:25:12,380 --> 03:25:13,460
You know, which one should I buy?

4955
03:25:13,540 --> 03:25:14,220
There's five of them.

4956
03:25:14,220 --> 03:25:14,360
Right.

4957
03:25:14,720 --> 03:25:16,200
You know, what's going to solve my problem?

4958
03:25:16,340 --> 03:25:17,340
How should I spend that money?

4959
03:25:17,420 --> 03:25:18,160
Here's John Cena.

4960
03:25:18,760 --> 03:25:20,640
Hey, we got some haircuts here.

4961
03:25:20,700 --> 03:25:22,720
We got some hairstyles back in the day.

4962
03:25:22,820 --> 03:25:25,040
These were forced upon the men who had them.

4963
03:25:25,800 --> 03:25:29,800
They loved it because they knew they were going to be with Kiki afterwards.

4964
03:25:31,300 --> 03:25:37,600
Every guy that went into the studio was forced to wear shit hair.

4965
03:25:38,180 --> 03:25:38,600
Why?

4966
03:25:39,440 --> 03:25:42,360
Because they had a son on another thing.

4967
03:25:43,180 --> 03:25:47,560
They knew they were going to be prancing around with Kiki's smack house.

4968
03:25:48,020 --> 03:25:50,280
Later on, Stock Ham or whatever her name is.

4969
03:25:51,060 --> 03:25:52,080
There we go.

4970
03:25:52,900 --> 03:25:53,320
Oh, Peter Bennell.

4971
03:25:53,500 --> 03:25:54,020
David Bennell.

4972
03:25:54,620 --> 03:25:59,920
Just a couple of geeks fiddling around with a couple of drives.

4973
03:26:00,380 --> 03:26:01,460
What could go wrong?

4974
03:26:01,880 --> 03:26:02,460
David Bennell.

4975
03:26:02,720 --> 03:26:03,960
Great computer publisher.

4976
03:26:04,220 --> 03:26:04,700
Very famous.

4977
03:26:05,500 --> 03:26:05,640
Yeah.

4978
03:26:06,080 --> 03:26:08,720
Yeah, I think these machines are really nicely targeted.

4979
03:26:08,860 --> 03:26:09,440
Clearly.

4980
03:26:09,840 --> 03:26:11,000
He doesn't know what the hell he's doing.

4981
03:26:11,020 --> 03:26:12,720
He's pretending at this point that this is.

4982
03:26:12,720 --> 03:26:14,060
The guy doesn't know what he's doing.

4983
03:26:14,180 --> 03:26:14,700
Look at that.

4984
03:26:14,740 --> 03:26:15,260
Go watch.

4985
03:26:15,300 --> 03:26:16,280
He had that Rolex.

4986
03:26:17,900 --> 03:26:21,380
These guys were dripping in green bags.

4987
03:26:21,680 --> 03:26:28,940
And afterwards, they were going to be prancing around the same studio, 54, with Kiki Stockhammer,

4988
03:26:29,280 --> 03:26:33,300
taking stock of their lives.

4989
03:26:33,940 --> 03:26:35,960
I'm not telling their wives.

4990
03:26:35,960 --> 03:26:37,660
Look at this hairdo here.

4991
03:26:38,080 --> 03:26:41,260
It's a classic situation.

4992
03:26:41,620 --> 03:26:42,780
It's not a thatch.

4993
03:26:44,900 --> 03:26:48,960
It's what's known in the biz as a sordid sweep.

4994
03:26:49,860 --> 03:26:51,000
Look at the sweep.

4995
03:26:53,820 --> 03:27:05,140
Starts here at the top of the crown, the forehead, the five head, and goes all the way down to Brighton Beach.

4996
03:27:05,220 --> 03:27:09,380
All the way down to Kenassie.

4997
03:27:11,280 --> 03:27:12,440
The L train.

4998
03:27:13,240 --> 03:27:14,260
Exactly what he wanted.

4999
03:27:14,260 --> 03:27:14,360
Exactly.

5000
03:27:14,360 --> 03:27:14,420
That's what he wanted.

5001
03:27:14,420 --> 03:27:14,720
Exactly.

5002
03:27:14,720 --> 03:27:16,300
That's what he wanted.

5003
03:27:16,300 --> 03:27:18,360
That's not too clear.

5004
03:27:18,360 --> 03:27:19,900
What is your overall impression?

5005
03:27:19,900 --> 03:27:21,040
Where did that box come from?

5006
03:27:21,040 --> 03:27:22,740
The rest of the machines are out there now.

5007
03:27:22,740 --> 03:27:28,460
Well, people are saying that IBM pricing seems to be pretty high.

5008
03:27:28,460 --> 03:27:30,840
David, keep on filling while John frees us out.

5009
03:27:31,040 --> 03:27:31,280
Bill, Bill.

5010
03:27:32,300 --> 03:27:35,100
I think John's trying to read the manual at this point.

5011
03:27:35,320 --> 03:27:36,080
It's too late.

5012
03:27:36,280 --> 03:27:38,100
We know that the manufacturing costs of this machine are about 40%.

5013
03:27:38,100 --> 03:27:40,000
We did a show on robots once.

5014
03:27:40,000 --> 03:27:40,940
It was very funny.

5015
03:27:41,360 --> 03:27:43,740
We did a show on robots once.

5016
03:27:44,060 --> 03:27:45,240
That was hysterical.

5017
03:27:45,700 --> 03:27:48,520
What happened at some point, we formed a company called PCTV.

5018
03:27:49,000 --> 03:27:49,280
Right.

5019
03:27:49,420 --> 03:27:51,260
With the owners of PC Connection, Mac Connection.

5020
03:27:51,320 --> 03:27:51,800
That's right.

5021
03:27:52,480 --> 03:27:54,100
And that was kind of a lot of fun.

5022
03:27:54,180 --> 03:27:55,580
We spent four or five years doing nothing.

5023
03:27:55,580 --> 03:27:56,840
You did a Mac show and a Mac.

5024
03:27:56,840 --> 03:27:59,240
We spent four or five years doing nothing.

5025
03:28:00,480 --> 03:28:02,720
Yeah, we know what you were doing, Shafé.

5026
03:28:04,480 --> 03:28:07,420
We goddamn know right what you were doing.

5027
03:28:07,420 --> 03:28:11,040
Because we have the 30-minute Kiki Stockhammer footage.

5028
03:28:11,160 --> 03:28:13,220
Raw, unedited.

5029
03:28:14,380 --> 03:28:16,240
Except, look, we got that shit.

5030
03:28:16,400 --> 03:28:17,900
We got Yuri Weinstein.

5031
03:28:18,140 --> 03:28:19,720
How about Weinstein, Shafé?

5032
03:28:20,180 --> 03:28:22,100
Because we have interviews from him.

5033
03:28:23,500 --> 03:28:28,860
We have Stockhammer sucking her face off inside of a stock cube.

5034
03:28:31,140 --> 03:28:39,040
Stock cube by, what's the name of that chef who has the stock cubes?

5035
03:28:39,360 --> 03:28:41,100
Marco Pierre White.

5036
03:28:43,140 --> 03:28:49,540
We had Stockhammer blowing raspberries inside your LED ring light, Fontaine.

5037
03:28:50,500 --> 03:28:51,180
Shafé.

5038
03:28:52,940 --> 03:28:54,860
You want to open up about that?

5039
03:28:54,940 --> 03:29:01,060
You want to open up about Kiki Stockhammer and the massive golden ring?

5040
03:29:02,780 --> 03:29:05,440
Kiki Stockhammer's diamante ring?

5041
03:29:05,740 --> 03:29:07,280
It's not even a real diamond.

5042
03:29:08,660 --> 03:29:10,640
It's a Swarovski crystal.

5043
03:29:13,640 --> 03:29:15,540
Okay, anyone can buy that shit.

5044
03:29:17,680 --> 03:29:19,200
That's a fucking...

5045
03:29:19,200 --> 03:29:25,460
That's Elizabeth Duke.

5046
03:29:26,320 --> 03:29:28,440
See that ring she's wearing, Fontaine?

5047
03:29:29,400 --> 03:29:30,500
That's Argos.

5048
03:29:30,500 --> 03:29:30,880
Argos.

5049
03:29:33,680 --> 03:29:36,780
She got that shit in Argos, Fontaine.

5050
03:29:42,180 --> 03:29:44,260
Back to the computer chronicle.

5051
03:29:44,380 --> 03:29:45,860
Back to the triangulation.

5052
03:29:47,000 --> 03:29:48,020
Isn't it...

5053
03:29:48,020 --> 03:29:49,460
Hey, isn't it some...

5054
03:29:49,460 --> 03:29:50,860
Stockhammer's cleavage...

5055
03:29:50,860 --> 03:29:53,680
Stockhammer's cleavage, Fontaine.

5056
03:29:54,280 --> 03:29:56,840
Isn't there something going on here, Shafé?

5057
03:29:56,960 --> 03:30:02,740
The fact that you're on a fucking show called The Triangulation with Leo Laporte.

5058
03:30:03,040 --> 03:30:03,840
Every Thursday night.

5059
03:30:04,040 --> 03:30:07,080
Every Thursday night, The Triangulation.

5060
03:30:09,320 --> 03:30:10,640
Fucked up, Fontaine.

5061
03:30:11,500 --> 03:30:12,120
A Shafé.

5062
03:30:13,080 --> 03:30:14,720
Thanks so much, Luke's Veg.

5063
03:30:16,600 --> 03:30:18,000
Let's get to where we were there.

5064
03:30:18,140 --> 03:30:20,100
No value in old computer shows, really.

5065
03:30:20,720 --> 03:30:24,420
But it's hard to like, oh, because you put a lot of money into that, a lot of effort.

5066
03:30:25,000 --> 03:30:28,280
But I mean, actually, we learned a lot from that.

5067
03:30:28,460 --> 03:30:31,200
It's sort of the modern era of the digital world.

5068
03:30:31,540 --> 03:30:34,820
We found that giving things away has its own value.

5069
03:30:35,000 --> 03:30:35,320
Absolutely.

5070
03:30:35,520 --> 03:30:36,940
Because people discovered what we were doing.

5071
03:30:36,960 --> 03:30:37,200
Absolutely.

5072
03:30:37,420 --> 03:30:39,500
And the fact that it was there for free was the greatest marketing...

5073
03:30:39,500 --> 03:30:41,760
That's a lesson people have only now started to learn.

5074
03:30:41,920 --> 03:30:42,940
But we learned it when we were in Chronicles.

5075
03:30:42,940 --> 03:30:44,740
Do you remember your first time on the Internet?

5076
03:30:44,980 --> 03:30:46,660
The first time you started doing shows about the Internet?

5077
03:30:46,660 --> 03:30:50,820
Well, actually, the very first TV show ever streamed on the web was Computer Chronicles.

5078
03:30:51,280 --> 03:30:51,680
Wow.

5079
03:30:52,220 --> 03:30:52,940
That's bullshit.

5080
03:30:52,940 --> 03:30:53,040
That's bullshit.

5081
03:30:53,420 --> 03:30:54,480
That's such bullshit.

5082
03:30:54,620 --> 03:30:56,860
I don't even have to look at the files for that.

5083
03:30:57,480 --> 03:31:00,780
Very first TV show that was streamed on the web was Computer Chronicles.

5084
03:31:01,780 --> 03:31:02,300
Please.

5085
03:31:02,900 --> 03:31:05,320
Anybody out there who can verify that?

5086
03:31:06,000 --> 03:31:06,540
Fuck.

5087
03:31:07,220 --> 03:31:08,280
Such lies.

5088
03:31:10,920 --> 03:31:13,520
You know for a fact that it wasn't that, right?

5089
03:31:13,700 --> 03:31:14,920
You know it ain't like that.

5090
03:31:15,120 --> 03:31:17,480
You want it to be one way, but it ain't that way.

5091
03:31:18,600 --> 03:31:19,700
Marlo Stanfield.

5092
03:31:20,700 --> 03:31:21,400
Remember that?

5093
03:31:21,440 --> 03:31:21,860
The M-Bone.

5094
03:31:21,980 --> 03:31:22,080
Yes.

5095
03:31:22,080 --> 03:31:23,520
It was the multicast backbone.

5096
03:31:24,520 --> 03:31:27,640
You had to be in a research institution or university.

5097
03:31:28,220 --> 03:31:29,860
It was very complex.

5098
03:31:30,060 --> 03:31:33,840
But the guy who was running that, I can't remember, Carl, I can't remember his name right now,

5099
03:31:33,880 --> 03:31:36,980
I'm out of Washington, D.C., called me and said, hey, could we experiment?

5100
03:31:37,220 --> 03:31:39,100
Carl, I don't know his name.

5101
03:31:39,440 --> 03:31:39,840
Carl.

5102
03:31:41,040 --> 03:31:44,420
Yeah, you don't know his name, Shafay, because that guy doesn't exist.

5103
03:31:44,620 --> 03:31:46,220
Carl does not exist.

5104
03:31:46,880 --> 03:31:49,240
Put your TV show on our M-Bone thing.

5105
03:31:49,340 --> 03:31:50,220
I said, sure, let's do it.

5106
03:31:50,500 --> 03:31:53,620
So that was actually the first time we actually did that.

5107
03:31:53,720 --> 03:31:55,340
And that was, I mean, nobody watched it.

5108
03:31:55,620 --> 03:31:56,880
The principle that you actually feed him.

5109
03:31:56,880 --> 03:31:58,340
Oh, nobody watched it, right?

5110
03:31:58,380 --> 03:32:01,640
So that means we won't find it if we go looking for Shafay.

5111
03:32:01,760 --> 03:32:04,780
You've got a son, and you don't even have a show.

5112
03:32:05,320 --> 03:32:07,080
It never happens, Shafay.

5113
03:32:08,840 --> 03:32:09,780
A piece of video.

5114
03:32:11,580 --> 03:32:11,940
Unbelievable.

5115
03:32:12,400 --> 03:32:17,040
It was, as I remember, kind of a peer-to-peer system where you would pass it, you would get it,

5116
03:32:17,080 --> 03:32:18,020
you would pass it along.

5117
03:32:18,020 --> 03:32:23,520
Yeah, and because of that, they could put pretty high-quality content on the slow internet.

5118
03:32:23,620 --> 03:32:26,240
Believe it or not, way back when we, the first year of the Netcafe show,

5119
03:32:26,820 --> 03:32:32,560
we actually had the first concert online on the web with a group called Severe Tire Damage.

5120
03:32:34,000 --> 03:32:36,060
Severe Tire Damage.

5121
03:32:38,520 --> 03:32:39,420
That's cute.

5122
03:32:40,560 --> 03:32:41,540
That's really cute.

5123
03:32:43,700 --> 03:32:45,680
The fuck is stock hammer, Shafay?

5124
03:32:46,780 --> 03:32:48,920
Where the hell is your goddamn son?

5125
03:32:50,000 --> 03:32:52,200
There's a bunch of geeks in the valley who had a rock band.

5126
03:32:52,340 --> 03:32:54,780
There's a bunch of geeks in the valley, a rock band.

5127
03:32:54,880 --> 03:32:56,200
One was that, Warp 11?

5128
03:32:56,860 --> 03:32:58,440
Kiki Stockhammer's Star Trek?

5129
03:32:59,300 --> 03:32:59,700
Quintet?

5130
03:33:00,420 --> 03:33:01,180
I love it.

5131
03:33:01,760 --> 03:33:02,880
That doesn't change either.

5132
03:33:02,980 --> 03:33:03,540
They're still playing.

5133
03:33:03,540 --> 03:33:06,800
They were actually the warm-up act for the Rolling Stones online concert.

5134
03:33:06,800 --> 03:33:07,000
Wow.

5135
03:33:07,340 --> 03:33:10,620
Well, and that was the big breakthrough was the Rolling Stones on M-Bone.

5136
03:33:11,340 --> 03:33:13,040
I think it opened a lot of people's eyes.

5137
03:33:13,040 --> 03:33:17,360
We've gone well beyond that in terms of audience size, but that was a huge breakthrough.

5138
03:33:17,980 --> 03:33:20,100
I remember very well, and I think Mick Jagger's saying,

5139
03:33:20,760 --> 03:33:23,040
Well, hello to all the people on the internet.

5140
03:33:24,120 --> 03:33:25,100
Right, exactly.

5141
03:33:25,780 --> 03:33:27,400
Absolutely disgusting.

5142
03:33:29,340 --> 03:33:31,000
Can't believe you just did that.

5143
03:33:31,920 --> 03:33:34,100
I need to rewind just to hear you do that again.

5144
03:33:34,300 --> 03:33:36,080
That's made me sick.

5145
03:33:37,660 --> 03:33:38,660
Absolutely sick.

5146
03:33:38,760 --> 03:33:39,380
Huge breakthrough.

5147
03:33:39,380 --> 03:33:41,380
Mick Jagger impression coming up.

5148
03:33:42,060 --> 03:33:48,020
Listen to this Mick Jagger impression, Fontaine, and tell me the devil doesn't exist.

5149
03:33:48,860 --> 03:33:51,340
I remember very well, and I think Mick Jagger's saying,

5150
03:33:51,980 --> 03:33:54,280
Well, hello to all the people on the internet.

5151
03:33:55,300 --> 03:33:56,360
Right, exactly.

5152
03:33:56,660 --> 03:33:57,100
Exactly.

5153
03:33:58,160 --> 03:33:59,380
Terrible stuff.

5154
03:34:00,980 --> 03:34:04,300
Buoyed by Stuart Shaffey saying,

5155
03:34:04,460 --> 03:34:06,740
Right, right, yeah, I remember that.

5156
03:34:07,920 --> 03:34:10,700
Do you remember the first shows that you did about the internet?

5157
03:34:10,880 --> 03:34:13,460
And what was your sense when you were looking at it?

5158
03:34:13,580 --> 03:34:15,260
It must have been 94, 95.

5159
03:34:15,280 --> 03:34:16,040
It was so slow.

5160
03:34:16,720 --> 03:34:17,360
Hard to use.

5161
03:34:17,360 --> 03:34:20,860
The first show we did, internet-like, was on CompuServe.

5162
03:34:21,240 --> 03:34:21,720
CompuServe, sure.

5163
03:34:21,720 --> 03:34:22,360
That was the first thing.

5164
03:34:22,400 --> 03:34:22,580
Sure.

5165
03:34:22,720 --> 03:34:25,700
And you could literally watch the letters form on the screen.

5166
03:34:25,820 --> 03:34:27,560
You were like 300 baudmortem or something.

5167
03:34:27,640 --> 03:34:27,760
Yep, yep.

5168
03:34:27,920 --> 03:34:30,220
So, I mean, it was very, very impractical, but it was exciting.

5169
03:34:30,320 --> 03:34:30,900
It reminds me of...

5170
03:34:30,900 --> 03:34:31,660
Still exciting.

5171
03:34:31,740 --> 03:34:35,500
The first time I got on CompuServe reminded me of the first time I went scuba diving.

5172
03:34:35,640 --> 03:34:37,540
I mean, it's like an entire world out there.

5173
03:34:37,620 --> 03:34:38,020
Remember that?

5174
03:34:38,160 --> 03:34:40,080
Remember when we used to go scuba diving?

5175
03:34:40,100 --> 03:34:40,900
That's a very good one.

5176
03:34:40,900 --> 03:34:41,740
Me and you.

5177
03:34:42,380 --> 03:34:45,240
You used to bring your keyboard along to the seabed.

5178
03:34:45,860 --> 03:34:47,620
I used to be typing shit out.

5179
03:34:48,800 --> 03:34:50,520
Type, type, type, type, type.

5180
03:34:52,520 --> 03:34:56,960
Say, Shafi, we're down the bottom of the ocean, you mook.

5181
03:34:58,420 --> 03:34:59,600
Why'd you bring a keyboard?

5182
03:35:01,180 --> 03:35:03,320
There ain't even anywhere to plug that shit into.

5183
03:35:03,960 --> 03:35:04,980
You didn't give a fuck.

5184
03:35:05,080 --> 03:35:06,780
You just plugged that into the sand.

5185
03:35:07,500 --> 03:35:08,780
Started typing stuff.

5186
03:35:09,140 --> 03:35:10,080
Email addresses.

5187
03:35:12,080 --> 03:35:13,440
That son of a bitch.

5188
03:35:14,300 --> 03:35:16,560
Fennec from the BB company or something.

5189
03:35:17,080 --> 03:35:17,480
Yeah.

5190
03:35:17,680 --> 03:35:20,080
We got the information from the fucking rim.

5191
03:35:21,080 --> 03:35:22,940
You showed that up on the screen, man.

5192
03:35:24,360 --> 03:35:26,620
You doxed your contact rim.

5193
03:35:26,720 --> 03:35:27,620
Remember that guy?

5194
03:35:30,240 --> 03:35:32,120
Know all about you, Shafi.

5195
03:35:32,200 --> 03:35:33,920
What is this web thing?

5196
03:35:35,200 --> 03:35:35,680
Web?

5197
03:35:35,800 --> 03:35:36,060
Yeah.

5198
03:35:36,180 --> 03:35:36,640
What is that?

5199
03:35:36,640 --> 03:35:37,960
What does that stand for?

5200
03:35:38,120 --> 03:35:38,840
What's a link?

5201
03:35:40,240 --> 03:35:41,160
It was pretty pretty.

5202
03:35:41,160 --> 03:35:41,520
It was.

5203
03:35:41,700 --> 03:35:43,380
You know, now we take it so for granted.

5204
03:35:43,480 --> 03:35:47,680
I think that's one of the values of going back, and I hope people will do this in looking at these shows.

5205
03:35:47,940 --> 03:35:51,560
We take it so for granted, and it's so much part of our life.

5206
03:35:51,580 --> 03:35:52,820
Let's see the quality of what we can do.

5207
03:35:52,920 --> 03:35:56,300
I mean, it was unimaginable in the early days of the web that you could watch movies.

5208
03:35:56,440 --> 03:35:56,920
Yeah, yeah.

5209
03:35:57,160 --> 03:35:58,320
In HD quality.

5210
03:35:58,700 --> 03:35:59,780
Real audio was a break.

5211
03:35:59,780 --> 03:36:00,100
Whoa.

5212
03:36:00,220 --> 03:36:00,980
Yes, exactly.

5213
03:36:01,040 --> 03:36:01,400
Look at this.

5214
03:36:01,780 --> 03:36:07,680
Here's the show, and this is also, this is the one I linked to on my, when I posted that you were going to be on the show, I linked to this.

5215
03:36:08,080 --> 03:36:09,320
This was a show you did in 95.

5216
03:36:10,080 --> 03:36:11,340
Look at his face.

5217
03:36:14,080 --> 03:36:15,740
Look at his face.

5218
03:36:17,880 --> 03:36:23,820
Here's the show, and this is also, this is the one I linked to on my, when I posted that you were going to be on the show, I linked to this.

5219
03:36:24,220 --> 03:36:25,620
This was a show you did in 95.

5220
03:36:25,980 --> 03:36:29,020
Today we'll show you the growing power of the internet.

5221
03:36:29,320 --> 03:36:30,180
Is this a net cafe?

5222
03:36:30,640 --> 03:36:33,540
No, this is Chronicles, but this was shot at a cyber cafe in San Francisco.

5223
03:36:33,540 --> 03:36:34,540
Cyber cafe.

5224
03:36:34,720 --> 03:36:35,600
That's what it was called then.

5225
03:36:35,720 --> 03:36:36,000
Yeah.

5226
03:36:37,200 --> 03:36:37,440
Yeah.

5227
03:36:37,800 --> 03:36:39,120
And you've updated the graphics.

5228
03:36:39,120 --> 03:36:41,740
This is sort of second or third generation open right now.

5229
03:36:42,620 --> 03:36:44,360
Boy, I have vivid memories of this.

5230
03:36:46,060 --> 03:36:46,920
Let's see what he says.

5231
03:36:47,020 --> 03:36:48,060
We've got the commercials first.

5232
03:36:48,200 --> 03:36:49,380
Good, good, good, good.

5233
03:36:49,380 --> 03:36:49,660
One moment.

5234
03:36:50,000 --> 03:36:51,080
HP, let's give him a plug.

5235
03:36:51,080 --> 03:36:51,740
We'll sign up.

5236
03:36:51,740 --> 03:36:53,120
We're going to head up.

5237
03:36:53,280 --> 03:36:54,220
I'll be back in one moment.

5238
03:36:54,240 --> 03:36:54,760
Say goodbye.

5239
03:36:54,760 --> 03:36:55,560
Silicon Valley.

5240
03:36:55,560 --> 03:36:56,560
Dave Hewlett.

5241
03:36:56,920 --> 03:36:58,980
That was a great company.

5242
03:36:59,180 --> 03:36:59,760
In a whole year.

5243
03:36:59,760 --> 03:37:00,460
And the garage.

5244
03:37:01,840 --> 03:37:03,440
Additional funding provided by Intel.

5245
03:37:03,540 --> 03:37:04,800
And of course, that's where Woz worked.

5246
03:37:04,900 --> 03:37:06,560
He got the parts for the first Apple one.

5247
03:37:06,880 --> 03:37:08,500
And by Progress Software.

5248
03:37:08,760 --> 03:37:11,960
Client server development tools for enterprise class information systems.

5249
03:37:12,040 --> 03:37:15,280
One of the side benefits of doing this show is I have an entire house full of both computers.

5250
03:37:15,620 --> 03:37:16,420
Do you still?

5251
03:37:16,500 --> 03:37:17,120
I do still.

5252
03:37:17,240 --> 03:37:17,840
I know what to do with them.

5253
03:37:18,100 --> 03:37:18,920
We copied.

5254
03:37:18,920 --> 03:37:18,940
We copied.

5255
03:37:19,080 --> 03:37:23,080
I was trying to figure out how do you show people.

5256
03:37:23,360 --> 03:37:24,140
This is John Markoff.

5257
03:37:24,140 --> 03:37:24,800
Yeah, there's Markoff.

5258
03:37:24,800 --> 03:37:26,740
One of the great writers about technology.

5259
03:37:26,840 --> 03:37:27,760
Still works for the New York Times.

5260
03:37:28,920 --> 03:37:35,420
How do you show two people talking about a computer and a computer on television without having them backs to you?

5261
03:37:35,520 --> 03:37:37,420
Without having them be the back of the computer to you?

5262
03:37:37,420 --> 03:37:39,400
Every couple of years, we've got a better and better way of doing that.

5263
03:37:39,520 --> 03:37:41,360
Actually, the last couple of years, we had the best system.

5264
03:37:41,440 --> 03:37:42,080
Very challenging.

5265
03:37:42,180 --> 03:37:43,480
We had flat screen monitors now.

5266
03:37:43,560 --> 03:37:46,000
We turned them around so we could look toward the camera and look at the monitors.

5267
03:37:46,000 --> 03:37:46,620
It got easier.

5268
03:37:47,040 --> 03:37:47,660
It got easier.

5269
03:37:48,060 --> 03:37:50,180
And the way of showing the screen got a lot easier, too.

5270
03:37:50,600 --> 03:37:51,920
We used to point a camera at a screen.

5271
03:37:51,920 --> 03:37:53,120
That's what we did on the screensavers.

5272
03:37:53,140 --> 03:37:54,360
You'd have a rolling bar and all that stuff.

5273
03:37:54,400 --> 03:37:56,460
This is so much easier now.

5274
03:37:56,540 --> 03:37:58,500
We just pull it up on our switcher and there it is.

5275
03:37:58,500 --> 03:37:59,980
That whole world changed completely.

5276
03:38:00,580 --> 03:38:00,900
Yeah.

5277
03:38:01,400 --> 03:38:04,400
And for a while, we could get a direct view from the computer, but we couldn't zoom in.

5278
03:38:04,600 --> 03:38:04,840
Right.

5279
03:38:04,840 --> 03:38:09,360
So we were looking at these on-air screens and nobody could see anything on the screen.

5280
03:38:09,620 --> 03:38:11,860
But we copied this format on the screensavers.

5281
03:38:11,860 --> 03:38:12,500
We evolved this.

5282
03:38:12,500 --> 03:38:13,100
This is very similar.

5283
03:38:13,380 --> 03:38:14,100
It's gone on too long now.

5284
03:38:14,100 --> 03:38:15,780
To what we did in 1998.

5285
03:38:16,120 --> 03:38:16,740
This has gone on far too long.

5286
03:38:17,280 --> 03:38:19,200
This Stuart Sheffey buzz.

5287
03:38:20,720 --> 03:38:22,920
The whole Kiki Stockhammer thing.

5288
03:38:23,360 --> 03:38:25,160
It's too much.

5289
03:38:26,160 --> 03:38:30,380
And I actually need to head off as well.

5290
03:38:31,140 --> 03:38:33,500
I'm sorry about the way it's gone on too far.

5291
03:38:33,720 --> 03:38:38,380
It was meant to be a night of just having to crack Windows 98.

5292
03:38:38,780 --> 03:38:39,960
We were meant to look at that.

5293
03:38:41,540 --> 03:38:43,060
Just never fucking...

5294
03:38:43,060 --> 03:38:44,460
Never materialized.

5295
03:38:46,200 --> 03:38:47,620
Never materialized.

5296
03:38:47,780 --> 03:38:49,120
And we have the start menu.

5297
03:38:50,020 --> 03:38:51,280
We have programs.

5298
03:38:52,280 --> 03:38:53,700
7-zip accessories.

5299
03:38:55,120 --> 03:38:56,880
We have Microsoft Paint.

5300
03:39:00,460 --> 03:39:01,240
Do you know?

5301
03:39:02,240 --> 03:39:03,500
I wanted to do some paint.

5302
03:39:03,500 --> 03:39:27,440
You know, we could have done some of this.

5303
03:39:27,900 --> 03:39:29,240
This is what I wanted to do.

5304
03:39:29,240 --> 03:39:31,640
Might do some of this tomorrow.

5305
03:39:33,640 --> 03:39:35,900
Maybe we can draw a bit of Stockhammer there.

5306
03:39:35,900 --> 03:40:00,300
This is what I wanted.

5307
03:40:00,300 --> 03:40:00,380
This is what I wanted.

5308
03:40:00,380 --> 03:40:14,400
This is what I wanted.

5309
03:40:17,280 --> 03:40:19,820
She's unbelievable cheekbone structure.

5310
03:40:26,820 --> 03:40:27,300
Fuck.

5311
03:40:36,380 --> 03:40:37,240
Oh, fuck.

5312
03:40:51,280 --> 03:40:53,180
And we got a bit of a boob there.

5313
03:40:53,260 --> 03:40:53,700
That's that.

5314
03:40:54,340 --> 03:40:55,500
That's the best I could do.

5315
03:40:55,580 --> 03:40:59,540
There was no space left for any more Stockhammer there.

5316
03:40:59,940 --> 03:41:01,580
Look, it's been an incredible night.

5317
03:41:02,120 --> 03:41:06,040
We didn't get to grips with Windows 98.

5318
03:41:06,180 --> 03:41:09,720
We didn't achieve any of the outcomes which we set out to achieve.

5319
03:41:10,480 --> 03:41:11,880
It's been a big waste of time.

5320
03:41:12,560 --> 03:41:16,200
All we do know is that we found out about Stockhammer,

5321
03:41:16,820 --> 03:41:22,000
and we really haven't plunged the depths or plumbed the depths of how far that shit goes.

5322
03:41:22,320 --> 03:41:22,880
But good night.

5323
03:41:23,100 --> 03:41:23,580
God bless.

5324
03:41:23,900 --> 03:41:24,580
You've been amazing.

5325
03:41:24,580 --> 03:41:26,140
I've been Francis Higgins.

5326
03:41:26,420 --> 03:41:27,500
It's been a bit of Fontaine as well.

5327
03:41:27,760 --> 03:41:28,480
See you later, lads.

5328
03:41:30,920 --> 03:41:31,200
Stockhammer.
